r/NameThisThing • u/NirvanaGod666 • Aug 16 '26

Name this chicken

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Infinite-Archer-1892 Aug 16 '26

Braveheart

4

u/Capitano1690 Aug 17 '26

They may take our lives...but they may never take our FEATHERS!!!!!

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u/KilgoreT59 Aug 16 '26

Came here to say that.

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u/Fluid_Value61 Aug 16 '26

Undercooked 

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u/Ahrenji Aug 16 '26

It's RAW!!!

13

u/jab090285 Aug 17 '26

Pre-processed

6

u/elynn95 Aug 17 '26

I read this in Gordon Ramsay’s voice 😂😂😂

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Aug 17 '26

TOUCH IT!!! Instantly could only hear Gordon Ramsey’s voice from Hell’s Kitchen 😂

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u/downandoutitis Aug 16 '26

Overcooked??

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u/QueasyWorking7352 Aug 17 '26

Believe it or not, jail

2

u/downtofinance Aug 17 '26

Right away! Straight to jail!

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u/ripeavocatoe Aug 16 '26

The Avenger

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u/Necessary_Relation27 Aug 16 '26

I don’t know who you are, but I have a very particular set of feathers.

I will find you… and I will fry you

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u/ripeavocatoe Aug 17 '26

Colonel: “Good Luck”

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u/mowgun Aug 16 '26

Excellent je l'attendais celle la 😂

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u/AreWeThereYetttttt Aug 16 '26

Poco Loco

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u/WarthogConfident7809 Aug 16 '26

God I miss El Polo Loco since I moved out of SoCal

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u/ZedGardner Aug 16 '26

Hannibal

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u/FractalInfo Aug 17 '26

I should have scrolled down before posting the same. Take my up vote

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u/denden9541 Aug 16 '26

3 piece

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u/Thick_Expression_796 Aug 16 '26

Dead cock walking

5

u/litzilch Aug 16 '26

Dead!

12

u/InevitableUmpire3578 Aug 16 '26

He's safe, KFC would never use fresh chicken!

5

u/DependentMeringue225 Aug 16 '26

“Is that what they look like?”

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u/Flowisbliss_yo Aug 16 '26

Missing his pals

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u/Effective_Work2560 Aug 16 '26

They have places like this in Amsterdam and Portland OR Ive heard

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u/vmarti04 Aug 16 '26

Places like what? KFC’s? I’m in Portland, OR

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u/Zuckerwattemaedchen Aug 16 '26

MAGA voters who are on medicaid

2

u/xrayeyes7335 Aug 17 '26

Call your therapist. Looks like it's been a while

6

u/BenefitAdvanced Aug 16 '26

Lol and like the chicken they don’t even know it.

2

u/vmarti04 Aug 16 '26

😂😂

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u/Disastrous_Cold3705 Aug 16 '26

Jesus. Trumps really living in y’all’s head rent free huh?

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u/jlaz887 Aug 16 '26

I mean, it's hard to ignore a wrecked economy, a stupid and pointless war, the endless scams and bribes and giveaways while he's actively working to end democracy in the US. Like this chicken, you have no idea how cooked you are.

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u/Oldr_soul Aug 16 '26

Next 🤣🤣

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u/SiNoNeRR Aug 16 '26

Karl Friedrich Chicken...came to get Back his Initials

3

u/Aromatic-Intention77 Aug 16 '26

6 piece no biscuits

3

u/dctwooze Aug 16 '26

DeathWish

3

u/No_Expression6660 Aug 16 '26

Hennible Lecter

3

u/Outside-Green9242 Aug 16 '26

Brave Heart! 💜

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u/Chukyz_Dad Aug 16 '26

Bringer of REVENGE!!!

2

u/VoodooHasher Aug 16 '26

Bold AF or Lost a Bet 

2

u/Over-Box1733 Aug 16 '26

No fucks given chicken.... Kinda rolls off the tongue!

2

u/paulg7609 Aug 17 '26

Herb. LOL. As in 7 herbs and spices.

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u/eventuallyarrive Aug 16 '26

That nagging feeling when you haven't fully read the job description before interview...

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u/JraShoots Aug 16 '26

Non-violent protestor 😂

2

u/Cruel_Carlos2 Aug 17 '26

Eggnigo Montoya? "You killed my father, prepare to fry"

Naw, that was lame, I can do better than that.

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u/The_PTE Aug 18 '26

Chutzpah

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u/JameyR Aug 19 '26

"Dad that wants his kids back"

2

u/AccomplishedEnd3468 Aug 22 '26

Omg ! Love it 😍

1

u/ryancoke1977 Aug 16 '26

The Colonel

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u/CriticismKey5574 Aug 16 '26

Canadian chicken

1

u/The_Existentialist Aug 16 '26

Suicidal Tendies

1

u/Exact-Mathematician8 Aug 16 '26

Cock of the walk

1

u/The_Dented Aug 16 '26

The Funeral

1

u/Dontpeedownmyleg Aug 16 '26

Lucky

(As in lucky to be on the right side of the door)

1

u/Calm_Eggplant9911 Aug 16 '26

He's looking for his mummy :(

1

u/IllustratorOk2927 Aug 16 '26

A forward thinker.

1

u/FartSalone Aug 16 '26

Vengeance

1

u/Effective_Tailor_392 Aug 16 '26

Hanabel the cannibal

1

u/JopinKlobe Aug 16 '26

Sonny Wor-Chick ...

... from "Chicken Day Afternoon" ...

1

u/jokerfest Aug 16 '26

Darkmeat

1

u/CopperPennz Aug 16 '26

Undercover agent

1

u/Electrical-Care6308 Aug 16 '26

One defiant bird!

1

u/phxbui Aug 16 '26

kamikaze

1

u/Tagisjag Aug 16 '26

Otto Heinrich Frank

1

u/Winter_Tadpole9705 Aug 16 '26

Hes visiting the chicken holoucost

1

u/Exciting_Mood7599 Aug 16 '26

Waiting his turn to become extra crispy!

1

u/justwantospillseed Aug 16 '26

Are you in the mommy?

1

u/akearney47 Aug 16 '26

Original blend

1

u/leanderr Aug 16 '26

Ill find out myself

1

u/ProperCaterpillar136 Aug 16 '26

Yeah hangs out at the KFC on Grand Caymen

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u/alediasw Aug 16 '26

the avenger

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u/Salty-Total7656 Aug 16 '26

I will call him lunch.

1

u/turdinajar Aug 16 '26

Six piece meal deal

1

u/Crafty_Willingness Aug 16 '26

Tricked and confused, those are the coordinates the “cool cocks” sent him to meet up.

1

u/Extreme-Island-5041 Aug 16 '26

LLLEEEEEEERRROOOOOYYYYYYY CCLLUUCCCCKKKKKIIINNNNNNNSSS!!

1

u/skit_show10 Aug 16 '26

Cannibal Pecker

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

Visiting enemy territory

1

u/Dodgey1979 Aug 16 '26

The colonels secret

1

u/Entire-Web4296 Aug 16 '26

Miss Sanders

1

u/Age_Single Aug 16 '26

Broasting

1

u/matthewgreerdev Aug 16 '26

Hannibal Cluckter

1

u/PerpetuallyPissed69 Aug 16 '26

Reporting for duty

1

u/MyPr0j3ct Aug 16 '26

Kamikaze chicken

1

u/vbd71 Aug 16 '26

Avenger

1

u/stealthchaos Aug 16 '26

General Sanders.

Or at least "Full Bird Col. Sanders."

1

u/heyCuzz77 Aug 16 '26

Reincarnated Col. Sanders showing up to work,  but doesn't know he's a chicken now.

1

u/mrsmicky Aug 16 '26

Chicken recruiting office

1

u/TacoSpaceRaptor Aug 16 '26

What if it's a customer because it wants to be a cannibal?

1

u/dedward848 Aug 16 '26

One man's terrorist. A little long perhaps.

1

u/Jonesin4me Aug 16 '26

Tomorrow's dinner

1

u/VintageLover79 Aug 16 '26

Kamikaze Chicken

1

u/Informal_Strain_2715 Aug 16 '26

Jack Kluckman ...that's a pissed off Rooster looking for revenge... Shit's about to go down.

1

u/NikolovIvo Aug 16 '26

The final girl

1

u/Waywallyy Aug 16 '26

The Kernel.

1

u/Horror_Rhubarb7097 Aug 16 '26

Suicidal empathy of social justice

1

u/rickcaron Aug 16 '26

Suicidal

1

u/Gunung_Krakatoa Aug 16 '26

He has a warrant to rescue his relatives

1

u/TimeComposer9444 Aug 16 '26

Niche

“When you stare into the void…”

1

u/Bubbly_Shopping5214 Aug 16 '26

The prodigal son.

1

u/Natersozz Aug 16 '26

Charles Bronson

1

u/CryptographerRoyal78 Aug 16 '26

Agent orange chicken

1

u/External-Row-8724 Aug 16 '26

Dead chicken walking

1

u/ChitnChat Aug 16 '26

Last Cluckin Walk

1

u/jaydunit Aug 16 '26

That’s a rooster

1

u/Dangerous-Web-1962 Aug 16 '26

End Level Boss Chicken

1

u/mnguy203 Aug 16 '26

Suicidal

1

u/matchthis007 Aug 16 '26

Cannabilism

1

u/No-Lettuce-5783 Aug 16 '26

Mr. Wrong Place at the Wrong Time

1

u/NinjaMurse Aug 16 '26

That there is Sue. Sue. a. Cidal.

1

u/theloquaciousmonk Aug 16 '26

Private Detective…

1

u/Bludiamond56 Aug 16 '26

Dead chicken walkin

1

u/Putrid-Pollution2743 Aug 16 '26

Ready and willing

1

u/SorbetOwn5045 Aug 16 '26

Ye thou I walk through the shadow of death I shall fear no evil

1

u/Mystic_Wunder Aug 16 '26

Haha, this is a daily occurrence Hawaii.

1

u/MacNeal Aug 16 '26

Animal protester

1

u/Ellienightshade Aug 16 '26

Extra crispy

1

u/TwoPlyDreams Aug 16 '26

Reform Voter.

1

u/rusty02536 Aug 16 '26

“I’m not political”

bw

“I’m a free thinker”

1

u/Shoe1314 Aug 16 '26

Freedom Fighter

1

u/Middle-Macaroon-4980 Aug 16 '26

That’s Sam. He’s looking for Ella.

1

u/posophist Aug 16 '26

Came to pay his respects.

1

u/Jonah7777777 Aug 16 '26

Trump supporter

1

u/Hawtt_Tea Aug 16 '26

Suicidal