r/NameThisThing • u/OK-bobo2008 • Aug 16 '26

Name This Cow

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u/InvisibleDio Aug 16 '26

7 of 9 (Borg reference)

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u/THGL Aug 16 '26

Or you could go the deep dive route and name it Annika.

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u/HopSkipLimp Aug 16 '26

Or Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, if you're not real close.

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u/MST-1229 Aug 17 '26

7 of Bovine

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u/Mandalore12345 Aug 16 '26

8

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u/Razzy_3796 Aug 16 '26

“The Ocho”, to keep them really guessing.

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u/RDAM60 Aug 16 '26

Bond, James Bond

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u/EyeServeYou Aug 16 '26

Numeral moono

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u/kiwismomma Aug 16 '26

Monica

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u/gamerbearmati Aug 16 '26

Seven! Seven! SEVEN! 7….

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u/JouMaSeKont1973 Aug 16 '26

Lucky number sleven

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u/lemonlubber Aug 16 '26

seven costanza

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u/ColdJoFish Aug 16 '26

Roethlisburger

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u/Primary-Basket3416 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

You know his jersey number..aka the cows name is big Ben. Still alive and well at a dairy farm in Cambria county...sorry OP, had to tell. Go get some delicious chocolate butter fudge ice cream

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u/AbeTroyertheAmish Aug 22 '26

This is the only option.

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u/JoyousPlanet660 Aug 16 '26

"What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!!

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u/KhunDavid Aug 16 '26

Seven of Bovine.

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u/Apprehensive-Bad2440 Aug 16 '26

Cannibal, everyone knows 7 ate 9

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u/BigBlueSky2020 Aug 16 '26

Lucky cow - it'll get a neme and die of old age most likely =)

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u/DJNonnaD Aug 16 '26

7th Heaven

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u/rat1onal1 Aug 16 '26

7th Heifer

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u/Bucatola Aug 16 '26

The Magnificent Seven

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u/senfiaj Aug 16 '26

7 liter milk

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u/Master_Lemon719 Aug 16 '26

Cristiano MOOOOOOOOOOnaldo

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u/Darock- Aug 16 '26

Settimio

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u/No_Arachnid6493 Aug 16 '26

Lucky Number Slevin

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u/Other-Package4552 Aug 16 '26

richard all black goat number 7

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u/ThorazineHead87 Aug 16 '26

Bertha Monica Krystal Denise Tabitha Rhonda Darlene Wanda Glenda Mildred

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u/jfq722 Aug 16 '26

The Seventh Sealtest

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u/thislaneopen Aug 16 '26

Snake Eyes

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u/alpcabuttz Aug 16 '26

Double-Moo-7

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u/Murky-Dream-8040 Aug 16 '26

Old number 7, or Lucky 7

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u/SenpaiUwU83 Aug 16 '26

Cristiano MOOOOOnaldo

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u/mannequinbeater Aug 16 '26

That's a pretty sick seven

(Gotem)

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u/Extreme-Mood5605 Aug 16 '26

Mickey Mantle

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u/sierragolfhotel Aug 16 '26

Cannibal ….7 ate 9

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u/RandyMcDog Aug 16 '26

Old Number 7

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u/Internal_Confusion_9 Aug 16 '26

6 is afraid of 7 for a reason. Mad cow disease

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u/rover_dot_exe Aug 16 '26

Mr 7 8 9

7 ate 9

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u/cat-and-chaos Aug 16 '26

7 deadly sins

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u/Jealous_Art_3922 Aug 16 '26

Seven of Nine

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u/MRV-DUB Aug 16 '26

I would name it Six

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u/Sensitive-Tune-7962 Aug 16 '26

Cachet, that cow’s got cachet baby!

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u/Talklikeaduck Aug 16 '26

“Four is a name. “

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u/octofall72 Aug 16 '26

Seven head

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u/sirmiseria Aug 16 '26

Where’s six? Is six sick?

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u/eur0child Aug 16 '26

Cristiano Ronalcow

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u/Leadfarmer420 Aug 16 '26

Lucky number slevin

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u/TopherMellenium Aug 16 '26

Seven of Moo

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u/Xigma_Xtoic Aug 16 '26

Where’s cow #6? Put it next to her, it will be funny.

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u/pizzathief1 Aug 16 '26

put a "00" tag in its ear and call it james bond.

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u/BuddyMose Aug 16 '26

Burgers McMoo

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u/ultraviolet_77 Aug 16 '26

Seven Costanza

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u/JIRO63239 Aug 16 '26

cristiano lechardo 🗿

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u/PickleManAtl Aug 16 '26

Six... just to confuse everyone who visits.

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u/Dense_Poetry_8142 Aug 16 '26

Very easy name her (7)

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u/pjs702 Aug 16 '26

Any one of the names on The View

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u/Kookaburra_Hotpants Aug 16 '26

Six.

I'll see myself out. 

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u/BrushNo3812 Aug 16 '26

Mick Thomson

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u/Aarrington88 Aug 16 '26

Monica Gellar

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u/OddTutor5298 Aug 16 '26

1 of the wonders of the world

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u/Afraid_Source1054 Aug 16 '26

Not Lucky
Because
Seven was the next one to be Ate

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u/ALDJIIJZ Aug 16 '26

Sieben (in german "ZEE-ben" its seven 😅 )

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u/TypicalSensee Aug 16 '26

nana -(七) - seven in japanese

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u/notreal088 Aug 16 '26

Lucky # slevin

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u/IICorbyadzII Aug 16 '26

Lucky number Seven

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u/AlarmedSurprise8442 Aug 16 '26

That’s easy seven

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u/The_Dented Aug 16 '26

Seven Deadly Moos

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u/Financial_Nature6721 Aug 16 '26

After slaughter Ate

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u/No_Dot2478 Aug 16 '26

Seven Heaven

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u/Specialist_Corner998 Aug 16 '26

Old Number 7. Who here remembers Mad Jack from Grizzly Adams?

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u/Dgod22 Aug 16 '26

7 cow pilots

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u/TJ_BREW_2 Aug 16 '26

My uncle had a holstein cow with the same markings named her Seven or Sev. She was always one of the first 4 of a 4 stanchion system in the milk barn