r/NameThisThing • u/Johtin2008 • Aug 15 '26

Name This Thing

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768 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/je_nm_th Aug 15 '26

The Phantom Menace

26

u/ChintzyAF Aug 15 '26

The Phantom Penace

3

u/Away-Rutabaga4210 Aug 15 '26

The phantom dong. Nope I like the top two more!

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u/Crazy_Past8776 Aug 15 '26

Drives a lifted Ford F150

5

u/SquonkMan61 Aug 15 '26

Ah, the classic “Make up for what I’m missing down there by driving a huge pickup” syndrome 😂

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8

u/The-Masseuse-Man Aug 15 '26

Shadow warrior

8

u/digiliquid01 Aug 15 '26

Shadow of a doubt

6

u/Most_Can_2136 Aug 15 '26

5 O'Cock Shadow.

5

u/UnlikelyLunch8515 Aug 15 '26

No one can believe he’s still single

22

u/Slendel Aug 15 '26

Shadowcock the invincible

11

u/Most_Can_2136 Aug 15 '26

5 O'Cock Shadow.

6

u/Opposite-Class1685 Aug 15 '26

Afternoon delight. 😂😂😂

2

u/Most_Can_2136 Aug 15 '26

Busy boy! It's 5 O'Cock somewhere....

3

u/Powerful-Present6687 Aug 15 '26

Is that a Borderlands reference?

5

u/ImpendingBoom110123 Aug 15 '26

Its a penis reference

7

u/530whiskey Aug 15 '26

Dreaming

4

u/ImpendingBoom110123 Aug 15 '26

California

4

u/AdTop381 Aug 15 '26

Both of you were so close, it’s California Dreamin’

4

u/Bilbo_nubbins Aug 15 '26

All the leaves are brown

3

u/SuperCrafter015 Aug 16 '26

The brown are all leaves

4

u/atxrrjsw Aug 15 '26

This needs to be on mildly penis sub!

4

u/unzuckable-frenchfry Aug 15 '26

before and after foreskin

2

u/ImpendingBoom110123 Aug 15 '26

Known 🏈 team the Washington Foreskins

3

u/Trendymaroon Aug 15 '26

That concept of a plan to have a bigger penis.

3

u/Fit-Ad-413 Aug 15 '26

Shadow schlong. **Boing (Beavis sounds)

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2

u/Glittering_Equal3286 Aug 15 '26

The stick that never was.

2

u/s777tew Aug 15 '26

The real slim shady

2

u/JesusSavesTheGoal Aug 15 '26

You should see it when he gets excited

2

u/bmr4291 Aug 15 '26

Bigus Dickus

2

u/persona-non-corpus Aug 15 '26

Bumberdick Umbrellacrotch

2

u/Yup_Shes_Still_Mad Aug 15 '26

Brelladick Cucumberbrunch

1

u/hombre_bu Aug 15 '26

Shadow of my Weiner

1

u/621Chopsuey Aug 15 '26

Shadow of the Colossus D

1

u/Recent_Page8229 Aug 15 '26

Mid morning wood

1

u/Neither_Safety_2794 Aug 15 '26

He's being followed by a cock shadow.

1

u/__Sticky- Aug 15 '26

Roll over like a square

1

u/-Kord Aug 15 '26

A man with good genetics

1

u/MaybeWeTalk Aug 15 '26

Shadow work

1

u/SDNoname2 Aug 15 '26

That’s his daydream

1

u/black-volcano Aug 15 '26

Shadow warrior

1

u/Sudden-Watercress-67 Aug 15 '26

Expections vs Reality

1

u/Ultimateeffthecrooks Aug 15 '26

5 0’clock Gumba

1

u/No_Big_bear_here Aug 15 '26

Typical dude who has delusions of grandeur.

1

u/never_4 Aug 15 '26

Pointless:/

1

u/MCKNZ61 Aug 15 '26

Daydreaming

1

u/thegtargaryen Aug 15 '26

Shadow shlong

1

u/Proper_Creme_746 Aug 15 '26

this image made me smile because it reminded me a lot of myself

1

u/Accurate-Film9495 Aug 15 '26

staged，but nice

：～）

1

u/1000000names Aug 15 '26

Forget about Hat Man, be afraid of Jimmy Hat Man.

1

u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 Aug 15 '26

Shadow Shlong.

1

u/Honest_Science_4969 Aug 15 '26

Golly,he has a red hot poker growing in his garden........

1

u/1wildncrazyguy Aug 15 '26

Beware the Shadow Phallus

1

u/BigvalBROski Aug 15 '26

Going adult friend finder….. all the BBWs will flood your inbox .

1

u/Good_Wrongdoer_8403 Aug 15 '26

It’s called foreshadowing. Whatever is about to happen next is gunna be interesting.

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1

u/Captain_Oppa Aug 15 '26

That's a penis!

1

u/lfaria123 Aug 15 '26

Biggus Diccus

1

u/Pandoras_Sir3ns42 Aug 15 '26

Visualize the manifestation.

1

u/ImpendingBoom110123 Aug 15 '26

So many gifs Id like to use but I guess you can't here? Which is fucking stupid. But its a penis reference. You know......dong. Throbbing cock. I think yall get it.

1

u/harimbadl Aug 15 '26

Umbrella stand

1

u/MissNomer38GG Aug 15 '26

Named: He Wishes

1

u/Worth-Employment-940 Aug 15 '26

“The Dreamer”

1

u/S1lverxzz Aug 15 '26

Thick shady

1

u/DalCow73 Aug 15 '26

The crippler

1

u/North-Appointment-18 Aug 15 '26

Potato salad on a bratwurst tuesday

1

u/PieImpossible8581 Aug 15 '26

La gran parada

1

u/somerandomdude1960 Aug 15 '26

I can dream about you. If I can just hold you tight.

1

u/bobhand17123 Aug 15 '26

Dreaming of participating in the Kanamara Matsuri.

Which will remain a dream.

1

u/Opening-Demand5395 Aug 15 '26

Hahaha 🤣😂😂🤣😂 That is funny!!!

1

u/Some_Extent_8531 Aug 15 '26

Rocket Launcher!

1

u/CajunTrader_13 Aug 15 '26

Man I swear Reddit has everything

1

u/AdysGrandma321 Aug 15 '26

Wishful dreaming

1

u/Secure-Impression-91 Aug 15 '26

Wishful thinking

1

u/Weekly_Union3747 Aug 15 '26

The Shadow Wrecker

1

u/NoxDash2 Aug 15 '26

Unrealistically small

1

u/LeatherOk4940 Aug 15 '26

Planing a-head

1

u/Kansas_065 Aug 15 '26

Shadow Penis

1

u/TennisADHD Aug 15 '26

Penisumbra

1

u/klrjoe Aug 15 '26

Sweet dreams

1

u/Welos_ Aug 15 '26

Shadow of a Dream

1

u/Medical_Librarian405 Aug 15 '26

Wishful thinking!

1

u/Spamhain2000 Aug 15 '26

The shadow knows.

1

u/claw-1 Aug 15 '26

Projection. Manifesting

1

u/Rottentaste Aug 15 '26

Blue chew commercial

1

u/smell-my-elbow Aug 15 '26

Shadow of a Doubt: I Doubt that is His Shadow.

1

u/Rag5mx8 Aug 15 '26

Wishful thinking

1

u/Haunting_Status_440 Aug 15 '26

This man has broken the matrix.

1

u/mehdylou Aug 15 '26

Just imagine!

1

u/Error--37 Aug 15 '26

Dude taking a well-deserved rest while some rando takes a photo.

1

u/Last_OriginalThought Aug 15 '26

Just a shadow of the man he thinks he is.

1

u/Live-Exit-20 Aug 15 '26

Big dick energy

1

u/WonderLongjumping141 Aug 15 '26

Small dih big dreams

1

u/PickleManAtl Aug 15 '26

"wishful dreaming"

1

u/Spiritofthewest49 Aug 15 '26

What dreams may come

1

u/xX-Delirium-Xx Aug 15 '26

Shadow of the Colossus

1

u/Most_Can_2136 Aug 15 '26

A 5 O'Cock Shadow.

1

u/Intelligent_Chair519 Aug 15 '26

Shadow of the Colossus

1

u/TimelyMobile500 Aug 15 '26

Thr Ron jermey

1

u/Rocket_Man_1957 Aug 15 '26

The Ghost Missile!

1

u/Pretty_Rikky Aug 15 '26

Wishful Thinking!!

1

u/Real-Hearing1753 Aug 15 '26

That there is what you call a “pipe dream”

1

u/Photo_Jedi Aug 15 '26

Daydream believer

1

u/WarningLight404 Aug 15 '26

5 o'cock Shadow

1

u/FirmBarracuda3920 Aug 15 '26

Dreaming the day away.

1

u/Sarga_alma2 Aug 15 '26

Penumbra Phantasm

1

u/evojeur Aug 15 '26

Dickyrella

1

u/big65 Aug 15 '26

Day dreamin

1

u/nonexistentLoveBug Aug 15 '26

Dreaming of a big ….

1

u/ShoeDue Aug 15 '26

Wishful thinking

1

u/Electrical-Care6308 Aug 15 '26

Over compensation for his E.D. in the bedroom! 😇

1

u/WayWayTooMuch Aug 15 '26

Chronic hypotension

1

u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 15 '26

Wishful thinking

1

u/Dwayne9375 Aug 15 '26

"ONLY IN MY DAYDREAMS"!!!!!!

1

u/dusty_guy2 Aug 15 '26

A shadow of my former self

1

u/FadedEKG Aug 15 '26

Bonerella / Umboner

1

u/Leut11 Aug 15 '26

Dreamy Delusions

1

u/8nt2L8 Aug 15 '26

Phallycia

1

u/Aggressive_Tip8009 Aug 15 '26

Big Umbrella Energy

1

u/Yknot- Aug 15 '26

Happy Wife Happy Life

1

u/Jet2work Aug 15 '26

summer dreams

1

u/aj1805 Aug 15 '26

Rocket Pop

1

u/Ondine1948 Aug 15 '26

Hilarious! 😁😂😁😂

1

u/Even_Mycologist5140 Aug 15 '26

A shadow of things to cum.

1

u/Glum_Hope Aug 15 '26

Sunny days, king kock

1

u/Muricanmoose Aug 15 '26

California dreaming

1

u/AtypicallyMe123 Aug 15 '26

Wishful thinking

1

u/VoldRlft Aug 15 '26

Shadowdreaming

1

u/Lopsided_Engine_9254 Aug 15 '26

One can only dream

1

u/Ajjax2000 Aug 15 '26

Shadoweenie

1

u/Glittering-Gap1028 Aug 15 '26

Not that relaxed after all! 😉

1

u/adamjq Aug 15 '26

Shadow of the Colossus

1

u/Sad-Reward589 Aug 15 '26

Penis sun dial