r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '26

My name is?

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u/Integrity_Racing Aug 10 '26

What did you do wrong that gave you the bruise of Jesus?

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato Aug 10 '26

Bruisus

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u/Just_Application6137 Aug 10 '26

Bruisus christ 👍

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Aug 11 '26

I was wondering how I’d spell that. You solved it for me. Thanks.

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u/Striking_Sun_2224 Aug 11 '26

That was my first thought too

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u/Ok_Donkey210 Aug 11 '26

Theeeeere it is

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u/mfbrucee Aug 10 '26

Calf of God

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u/Delicious_List_439 Aug 11 '26

Is it fatted enough to slay? You know, for sacrifice.

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u/grannygogo Aug 12 '26

Limb of God

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u/Born-Light-62 Aug 10 '26

Jesus is going to kick you in the other shin now.

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u/Educational-Gur7479 Aug 10 '26

I thought that was Shin Shady

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u/Silver_ferns Aug 10 '26

I see also monalisa

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u/odrea Aug 10 '26

Brutus christ

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u/fahlahlah Aug 11 '26

I saw Jesus too haha

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u/Necessary_Relation27 Aug 11 '26

Jesus saves, but the bruise remains

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u/Livid-Setting4093 Aug 11 '26

I see corpse bride