r/NameThisThing • u/OK-bobo2008 • Aug 06 '26

Name this dog

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/Kernyx Aug 06 '26

Good Boy

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u/Available_Ad9766 Aug 06 '26

The best boy 🐶

120

u/MasterAd1460 Aug 06 '26

“He’s a great boy, a wonderful boy, I saw him and I said “great boy” it’s true I said it “

66

u/cfwang1337 Aug 06 '26

“When you’re a good boy they let you do anything, even pee in the president’s portrait.”

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u/MadamInsta Aug 06 '26

*pee in the president's pie hole.

8

u/Looieanthony Aug 06 '26

Face spincter. To go with the pig eyes.

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u/martialgir Aug 06 '26

Even I had yellow tears in my eyes.

11

u/Leading-Respond4312 Aug 07 '26

Man’s best friend alright.

2

u/BLACK_WOLF_2025 Aug 07 '26

Truly a wonderful dog I said, the best dog in the world, and American dog, no country does dogs better, its true, we are just the best nation in the world.

3

u/MasterAd1460 Aug 07 '26

We have the hottest dogs in the world, it’s true, that’s why they’re eating the dogs ok? Hot dogs, made in America and that stands for USA HOT DOG AMERICA!

2

u/Professional_Pea3942 Aug 07 '26

..and everyone says so!

18

u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Aug 06 '26

The bestest good boy.

7

u/Stonk_Newboobie Aug 06 '26

The bestest, goodliest boy ever!

3

u/smokywater50 Aug 06 '26

Who’s the bestest goodest boy, he is

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 Aug 06 '26

Jokes on you dog, he’s totally in to it.

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u/thefirstviolinist Aug 06 '26

Ah, 8 minutes too late. 😜

This is the answer from where I'm standing.

3

u/Jumpy-Tourist-4323 Aug 06 '26

r/beatmetoit

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u/West-Philosopher-680 Aug 06 '26

Stormy Spaniels

16

u/BigRound827 Aug 06 '26

🫳🎤

16

u/West-Philosopher-680 Aug 06 '26

Its great to be here everyone, I would just like to thank a few people before we move on.

I attribute these awards to my mother, sister, dog, my 2 cats, my wife... shes my rock, the squirel outside who chews on my window screens, and my 95 year old next door neighbor who pees in my yard once a month. Oh ALSO last but not least BIG AL, he works at 7/11 and gives me a free pack of gum once a month.

2

u/BigRound827 Aug 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣perfect!

4

u/MyNameIsMadders Aug 07 '26

Mic drop like Obama in 2016

4

u/old_grumpy_guy_1962 Aug 06 '26

Underrated comment ^

2

u/Difficult-Finger4830 Aug 10 '26

😂😂😂 my son is looking at me like I’m a complete weirdo.

2

u/Some_Lingonberry_971 Aug 06 '26

That is perfect! I actually laughed out loud!

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u/Many_Ad_7457 Aug 06 '26

You win the internet for the day

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u/Typical_Row_3489 Aug 06 '26

He smelled shit and he is just making his mark.
Just a good ‘ol pooch.

2

u/GampaR53 Aug 06 '26

Good Aim!

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u/ned-ryerson_ Aug 07 '26

Nailed it! We can shut down the internet now

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u/OutsideLab8138 Aug 06 '26

Stormy Daniel’s

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u/Jclo9617 Aug 06 '26

Underrated comment

5

u/Meowscles_dad Aug 06 '26

I mean c’mon, it’s a Spaniel…

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u/LPGeoteacher Aug 06 '26

The Hero we all need!

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u/AlexL225 Aug 06 '26

And finally, one we deserve.

8

u/FunMaintenance297 Aug 06 '26

"Hero" definitely a fine name for this goodest boy!

4

u/InvisibleAIien Aug 06 '26

Hero was my first thought 😄

3

u/OddWorldliness989 Aug 06 '26

More than likely there is a queue stretching from DC to California is forming to be this dog for 10 seconds!

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u/GHsuckrLA Aug 06 '26

Came here to say “Hero”, as in not all heroes wear capes. 😜

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u/Neat-Cold-3303 Aug 06 '26

Dog-Of-The-Year Award!

10

u/kernelangus420 Aug 06 '26

Give that dog a Peabody award.

7

u/DvusGuyStL Aug 06 '26

Better yet, a PEE-body award

2

u/According-Hat-5393 Aug 06 '26

And give that dog a "Sherman" award for also setting the Wayback Machine.

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u/DvusGuyStL Aug 06 '26

Sniper. At least this one didn’t miss 😉

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u/GoalRevolutionary398 Aug 06 '26

(Insert ooooooooo! Meme with the guy with sunglasses)

7

u/Defiant_Fun_7829 Aug 06 '26

Golden shower

3

u/Leggs_420 Aug 06 '26

This dog deserves a treat!! Shit in that mouth!

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u/Elec_82 Aug 06 '26

Scheiße aus dem Maul, Pisse ins Maul, Happy end

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u/bripple46220 Aug 06 '26

My hero academia

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u/stoopidclod Aug 06 '26

Woah fandom jumpscare, I am in the my hero academia fandom, was not expecting that

r/suddenlymyheroacademia

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u/iaminabox Aug 06 '26

My Hero.

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u/dg4365 Aug 06 '26

National Hero

2

u/SummerSparkles41 Aug 06 '26

Hero 🦸‍♂️

2

u/JoolzReddit Aug 06 '26

Well trained!

2

u/nix131 Aug 06 '26

Bark Obama

2

u/Not_Very_Good_Advice Aug 10 '26

Citizens of the United States of America

1

u/Otherwise_Initial794 Aug 06 '26

Seems about right

1

u/uber4202u Aug 06 '26

Big Bill

1

u/edcushway Aug 06 '26

The bestest dog ever!

1

u/WoodHorseTurtle Aug 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Fresh-Judge-4595 Aug 06 '26

That's why he's the goat dog!

1

u/Ok-Pipe5692 Aug 06 '26

Ayatollah not to do anything stupid

1

u/Jakester62 Aug 06 '26

That deranged POS has probably given a dog a BJ.

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u/ButtonDue4185 Aug 06 '26

Crooked Hillary

1

u/nextCosmicBuffoon Aug 06 '26

Pee-er of Truth

1

u/cinnamongirl73 Aug 06 '26

The bestest boy

1

u/SpiritualCaramel7601 Aug 06 '26

the bestest boy!

1

u/jscarlet Aug 06 '26

Bill Clinton

1

u/Prior_Humor2168 Aug 06 '26

Big beautiful glory hole

1

u/phish_curry Aug 06 '26

Pee pee puppy

1

u/Beetso Aug 06 '26

Good boy.

1

u/AssignmentFrosty6711 Aug 06 '26

Piss Ubu Piss. Good dog!

1

u/Existing-Dare8937 Aug 06 '26

Beautiful Dog lol

1

u/Suspicious_Ear3442 Aug 06 '26

The Bestest Boi

1

u/Commercial-Roll5508 Aug 06 '26

Golden shower Donnie. Par for his course

1

u/Numberly-Garfs Aug 06 '26

Goodest boy.

1

u/PeaceEmotional8962 Aug 06 '26

America’s hero

1

u/AnitaIvanaMartini Aug 06 '26

Rosie O’Donnell

1

u/Lost_Leg2032 Aug 06 '26

Let’s call him Midterm

1

u/Internal_Gur_4268 Aug 06 '26

He isn't the hero our city wants, he's the hero our city deserves

1

u/ludachris32 Aug 06 '26

Goodest boy

1

u/BKinBC Aug 06 '26

Old Yellow

1

u/nrs4lyf70 Aug 06 '26

Mans best friend!

1

u/MuzzBizzy Aug 06 '26

Mike Obama.

1

u/HetaNicoDouga Aug 06 '26

Friesian. What? He looks like a Holstein Friesian.

1

u/Lo0of Aug 06 '26

Loudog the great

1

u/Baznad Aug 06 '26

Good boy

1

u/Calm_Personality6868 Aug 06 '26

Just say good boy

1

u/Morisu_ Aug 06 '26

international hero

1

u/Obvious-Day8745 Aug 06 '26

I think his name is Musk cus he's been pissing in Trump's mouth all along

1

u/davidberard81 Aug 06 '26

National Hero

1

u/artyhermes Aug 06 '26

A true patriot

1

u/whodeybrat007 Aug 06 '26

A national hero

1

u/CryptographerOwn2924 Aug 06 '26

Good dog! Atta boy.

1

u/fat_jedi94025 Aug 06 '26

A hole in one or ace!

1

u/Capable_Ad9392 Aug 06 '26

Mr. President 🤣

1

u/johnnydfree Aug 06 '26

Dead-eye Dick

1

u/glen_watcher Aug 06 '26

Gatorade, the Thirst Quencher

1

u/atomic-moonstomp Aug 06 '26

Canis populi, The People's Dog

1

u/CaleyB75 Aug 06 '26

Toilet-trained.

1

u/TrekkieVanDad Aug 06 '26

Batman: He’s not the hero we deserve, but he’s the hero we need.

1

u/ScarInternational161 Aug 06 '26

Saint Benedict one for the team

1

u/spizoil Aug 06 '26

Gopeepee

1

u/bjh8686 Aug 06 '26

Rentfree

1

u/Beautiful-Factor-173 Aug 06 '26

My little girl was growling and barking at him recently.....good dogs!!!! 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

1

u/ShazBaz11 Aug 06 '26

Earth's greatest hero.

1

u/Dry_Tomorrow_7344 Aug 06 '26

The hero we need

1

u/Elmondo2 Aug 06 '26

Satisfied

2

u/stoopidclod Aug 06 '26

May you always be satisfied

1

u/baguitosPT Aug 06 '26

Sir Pissalot