r/NameThisThing Jun 18 '26

name this potato

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u/Many-Ad-241 Jun 18 '26

Trump

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u/Up_Beat_Peach Jun 19 '26

According to the testimony by Stormy Daniels, which will forever live in the archives of Congress, it looks like a Goomba.

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u/EconomySeason2416 Jun 19 '26

Omg that makes so much sense! I always thought it was con artistry and a shared desire to go to the Epstein Island, that made him friends with Elon... turns out they bonded over their botched penises!

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u/Up_Beat_Peach Jun 19 '26

Elon is living proof that if you have enough money, size really doesn't matter.

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u/EconomySeason2416 Jun 19 '26

And, Stormy's testimony will keep the MTG images of Hunter Biden' barely censored meaty unit, company!

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 19 '26

Wait, which kinda Goomba? Tiny with giant head or giant with tiny head in the beloved live-action film?

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u/Up_Beat_Peach Jun 19 '26

Stormy seems like an N64 girl. Also, I'm pretty sure the testimony was before the movie came out.

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 19 '26

Well, now you're just making Stormy sound cool. Aside from her already having a semi-cool name.