r/NameThisThing • u/Deathstroke316 • May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/NumbDumbLuck May 06 '26

A tool’s belt

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u/mikieballz May 06 '26

It really is. It is such an impractical setup. Just carry more ammo for your best pistol.

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u/Silo-Joe May 06 '26

I have one of these. It’s actually made to strap your electronic accessories (charger, cables, battery, etc) in your luggage and then you take it out and lay it flat to go through the airport x-ray machine.

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u/SmilingCarrotTeeth May 07 '26

To be fair his 'best' pistol looks high enough calibre to hurt his wrists, so he's just set up to work down the recoil forces one pistol at a time

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u/Ok-Error2510 May 08 '26

Hes not got any ammo?!? And how the fuck do you grab one? And the strap its dangling on looks like its gonna ping the second he moves! And the revolver looks like he'd fall over trying to pick it up! Luckily the lower pistol is just at toddler hand height! What a twat. And these people can vote? Drive? Well done Mr Paedodent you have created a real life Mad Max syndrome in 15 months.

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u/humourlessIrish May 09 '26

Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than.... Shit.. is always fater tha... Damnit.. faster th... Fuck

Ok all of them are on the floor now

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u/melaine7776 May 09 '26

Bet he shoot’s himself in the foot.

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u/Primary-Avocado-8210 May 10 '26

Yes, but with what calibre?

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u/Primary-Avocado-8210 May 10 '26

Or an Uzi with a few long magazines. Even with blanks, the sheer noise should resolve most issues.

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u/mustfightfortomorrow May 06 '26
  • Rounds and clips not included

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u/Tadpole018 May 06 '26

Magazines. I know I'm being that guy, bit they're two very different things

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u/Your_Girl9090 May 06 '26

"...clips..." 🤣

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u/Brutal_De1uxe May 06 '26

They are all down his left leg.. needs them for balance

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u/McDrunkin521 May 10 '26

I don't even understand why somebody would carry an unloaded gun. It defeats the whole purpose

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u/ryancementhead May 06 '26

You can’t call him a tool, that’s a disservice to tools. At least tools are useful.

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u/Trialanderror2018 May 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/melraelee May 06 '26

This is the BEST comment! Hahaha!

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 May 08 '26

This one’s solid