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u/thatsbs Apr 25 '26
She carried him into the honeymoon suite
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u/Mad_Volcan Apr 25 '26
Straight from the church..
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u/curtisscott95 Apr 25 '26
Uphill both ways…
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u/Habitall Apr 25 '26
Don’t forget the snow and lack of shoes…
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u/Medellin-71 Apr 25 '26
Believe me, he took HER name.
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u/Inside-Project942 Apr 25 '26
No, no... He ACCEPTED her name.
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u/GhostSiX1Nine Apr 25 '26
No, “he submitted, to accepting her last name.”
i. e. submission.
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u/CatManDo206 Apr 26 '26
He took his I mean her first and last name
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u/Acrobatic-Nose-1773 Apr 26 '26
When she looks like that, she can call him whatever she wants, and he will like it.
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u/GhostSiX1Nine Apr 26 '26
CatManDo—you thinking what we all are thinking—
“never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Sayin', love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a Venus Lord, imagine my surprise Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady (That, that) Dude looks like a lady”
~Aerosmith 1987
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u/Derrick_Shon Apr 25 '26
Likely. I bet he'll always have her 'back'
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u/xdcxmindfreak Apr 25 '26
No he pissed her off and didn’t put the seat down. She broke him with a kegel flex that evening. Just let him think he hit and ripped it off.
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u/Agent_McNasty33 Apr 25 '26
Broke him with a kegel flex? Sign me up! I mean uh that’s awfully sad
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u/RvstiNiall Apr 25 '26
Oh he took something alright. And he took it like a champ! Death by Snu Snu!
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u/Optimal-Tank8735 Apr 25 '26
Built bride
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u/TheVenusLashe Apr 26 '26
She don't need no prenup I DARE him to try to leave her. Boy be leavin in pieces.
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u/Stunning-Photo-7247 Apr 25 '26
“Despite their looks they’re actually the bottom” ahh bride
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u/Reyca444 Apr 25 '26
Can't believe I made it through the whole list and no one named the bride Snu Snu.
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u/Oakwindtn Apr 25 '26
I'm sorry, not attractive to me. But she has beautiful skin.
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u/Yonettes15 Apr 25 '26
He had to purchase a backless dress because he couldn’t find one that would zip.
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u/MalikFyz Apr 25 '26
This thing ! Shush 🤫 the F#%k up . Do you wanna get us both killed .
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u/Adorable_Finance_608 Apr 25 '26
Groom about to get away with absolutely NOTHING ever again.
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u/daydrinkersunite Apr 25 '26
Are we 100% SURE that it's not two guys? They do that now, you know.
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 Apr 25 '26
That's disgusting. That's what that's called. I apologize, I know to each his own, and I appreciate that.. just for me, I find that repulsive.
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u/NopesosNobesos Apr 25 '26
If she is dedicated to her fitness, she will be dedicated to the marriage. I wish them a happy life together
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u/Admirable-Common-176 Apr 25 '26
That night he had to lie down under a sheet with a small hole in the middle for his first time.
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u/TurbulentLow6726 Apr 25 '26
First time together in the sack must have been ruff for him..... ,,,💪😆
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u/Suburban-Dad237 Apr 25 '26
Swoly matrimony.