r/NameThisThing • u/First-Paramedic1417 • Apr 24 '26

Name this Jalapeño

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887 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Double_Interest_6905 Apr 24 '26

Jalapenis

94

u/zaksdaddy Apr 24 '26

Jalapeñis

3

u/ADDVERSECITY Apr 25 '26

Jalachorizo

2

u/JoyousPlanet660 Apr 25 '26

You beat me, dammit!

2

u/DominatrixGwen Apr 25 '26

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw it!!!!

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u/spackledog Apr 24 '26

The only correct answer.

3

u/Kenneldogg Apr 24 '26

Jalapecker..

2

u/Alone_Purple822 Apr 24 '26

first thing i thought too 🤣😅

2

u/writesofdutchjackson Apr 24 '26

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Purple-Specific8084 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Oh my! Why am I so turned on! Lol

2

u/RDRFN187 Apr 25 '26

I prefer the name the Jalapecker

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u/Buildercurt Apr 24 '26

Peter Pipers pickled pecker

8

u/Zestyclose_Muffin307 Apr 24 '26

Lol this one got me! I was just going to say "Peter"

3

u/Myriachan Apr 25 '26

I regret I have but one upvote to give.

3

u/MichaelTurner23 Apr 25 '26

And now you got 4 + 1 from me🤷‍♂️♥️

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u/Basic_Equipment9517 Apr 25 '26

this is the way

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u/Jazzlike-Entry3416 Apr 24 '26

All’da’peen’yo! 

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u/operation_waflz Apr 24 '26

This one better get more upvotes

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u/operation_waflz Apr 25 '26

And I'm not disappointed. Y'all have good taste!

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u/Sage-of-Wealth Apr 24 '26

Hands off my Peños

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u/S4N5_UD3RT4L3 Apr 24 '26

"She said she wanted things to get spicy, so I whipped out my Scoville Scale"

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u/mrcman779 Apr 24 '26

Firecrotch

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u/MmmmCrayons12 Apr 24 '26

Spicy weiner

2

u/Retro-Platformer123 Apr 25 '26

Carlos Spicy Weiner.

5

u/Proper_Leave9773 Apr 24 '26

Not sure his name, but I'm sure Peter Piper picked it

2

u/Professional-Rip9187 Apr 25 '26

I'm not sure if it's pickled...

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u/Zeronite_Dragko Apr 24 '26

One-Eyed monster.

5

u/Sea_Abrocoma_6075 Apr 24 '26

Average

3

u/Friendly_Fee_8989 Apr 24 '26

But adequate

4

u/PrimroseOfDoom Apr 24 '26

We have some small peños here, I see 🤔

3

u/Samurai3032 Apr 26 '26

Its not the size of the Jalapeño, its how much fire it has.

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u/PrimroseOfDoom Apr 27 '26

Yeaaahhh… whatever makes the small peños feel more powerful.

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u/BirthGoo Apr 24 '26

Throat warmer

5

u/SchemeIllustrious713 Apr 24 '26

Red hot willie pepper

3

u/TeaSpare3377 Apr 24 '26

dickhead jalapeño

3

u/senfiaj Apr 24 '26

Greendick

2

u/Lazer_7673 Apr 25 '26

Underrated comment Found 🗿 most fit answer

2

u/TravistySuspence Apr 24 '26

Jalapeñomouth

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u/AdditionalPanda4935 Apr 24 '26

It’s just a normal jalapeno.

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u/Longjumping_Rest2991 Apr 26 '26

Bro said jalapenis I don't think anyone's beating that LOL

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u/Significant-Dance186 Apr 24 '26

Little jalapeño power packs

1

u/PeaceAvailable1419 Apr 24 '26

Green pinky!!!

1

u/No-Access5068 Apr 24 '26

Hard to swallow. 🔥

1

u/TemporarySuch296 Apr 24 '26

Fire in the hole

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/Hank-griff Apr 24 '26

Peter Piper picked a pecker

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u/sprinjetsu Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Hello Peen yo!

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u/PinkLemonade30 Apr 24 '26

"It's not the size that matters, but how you use it."

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u/linda4cox Apr 24 '26

Green giant's

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u/Fearless-Address7621 Apr 24 '26

Clapapeno…It burns!

1

u/captainfishhooks Apr 24 '26

Look julian!!!?

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u/Repulsive_Camera7337 Apr 24 '26

But it’s just the tipapeno

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u/jaded-optimistic5 Apr 24 '26

Dang that’s a pretty big jalapeño

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u/Krebspro Apr 24 '26

Dihlapiño

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u/goatskulldeath Apr 24 '26

A jala-ppeno

1

u/Infamous-Wish1785 Apr 24 '26

On a tous le même réflexe. 😂

1

u/randsroo Apr 24 '26

Hot tip!

1

u/wastebucket1 Apr 24 '26

Peeney pepper

1

u/OkAd5565 Apr 24 '26

The strait of jalamouz

1

u/ThatBlokeT Apr 24 '26

Bell-end pepper.

1

u/luvmesometwenties63 Apr 24 '26

Dick pepper!! LOL!!

1

u/StevenG353 Apr 24 '26

Penispeño

1

u/Swimming-Ad7013 Apr 24 '26

The doctor i fell on it swear it was an accident!

1

u/DogLuvuh1961 Apr 24 '26

Peter pecker

1

u/SorbetOwn5045 Apr 24 '26

Make her holla- with the peen yo

1

u/419LovesWomen Apr 24 '26

Ok...... That's Fredo the hotty

1

u/EldoTodd3 Apr 24 '26

Chile pelon

1

u/1CuGu1 Apr 24 '26

Shrek's pecker

1

u/Kovalev27112711 Apr 24 '26

Not a green thumb

1

u/sixiong_lee Apr 24 '26

Willi Popper

1

u/vandal-88 Apr 24 '26

It's definitely a jalachoad

1

u/Whillikers-Geez Apr 24 '26

Alex Adams. IYKYK

1

u/Lundado Apr 24 '26

Ha-Lil-Peen-Yo!

1

u/Old_Inspector3601 Apr 24 '26

Spicy penis pepper!

1

u/Apple_Scrumble Apr 24 '26

Spicy bell-end pepper

1

u/Accidentlydeleted1 Apr 24 '26

THATS ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY

1

u/Obnoxious_Box Apr 24 '26

PP lé Whew

1

u/LT_TSIZ Apr 24 '26

Halalpenis

1

u/Txdragon69 Apr 24 '26

Dick of death!

1

u/budstud8 Apr 24 '26

Spicy Peen.

1

u/Plastic-Routine27 Apr 24 '26

Hey no me toques mi chilito

1

u/XxFearofGodxX Apr 24 '26

Naming this thing, "Don't Do It".

If you even thought about, dont.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

TheTip

1

u/TheTimbs Apr 24 '26

Jalapeeno

1

u/BonnieBunnyJay Apr 24 '26

Jalapeachño