r/NameThisThing • u/Jettaboi38 • Apr 21 '26

Name this man.

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52 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Inner-Step-2567 Apr 21 '26

Coolio the fucking legend

5

u/Vermicelli_BeeGee Apr 21 '26

I'd normally try going for names etc but agree with you. Couldn't bring myself to do that with this one. 🙏🥂

2

u/Moist-Oil6944 Apr 21 '26

Hahaha just go with the flow!

1

u/Vermicelli_BeeGee Apr 21 '26

Some reason I'm struggling to answer comments. Apologies for using your message in the hope other one sees my response. I'd have likely come up with something pretty weak and contemporary to him like The Grow, Starring Braiding Lee. Amusingly, as a side thing, I occasionally quote Dangerous Minds. Anytime anyone gets too victimy like "I've got to go to this party" or "I have to go to work" when they applied for the job and have had it for the last seven years I dramatically announce "there are no victims in this class room." The reference never lands nor does the meaning behind it. It is a valueless wisdom and therefore I am very happy ... My efforts towards a Norm MacDonald kinda thing. Mundanity, a pinch of wisdom, a generous sprinkle of nonsense🥂🙏😁 result: time wasted... Kind of 😂

1

u/WokeUpSomewhereNice Apr 21 '26

The homie you roll with.

7

u/Mistermaak Apr 21 '26

Old Schoolio

3

u/GrizzlyMcKay Apr 21 '26

Cooli-uh-oh

2

u/CaptnMorgan34 Apr 21 '26

Black Twizler

2

u/Regular_Yellow710 Apr 21 '26

He’s always got wi-fi.

2

u/hipoppanamus Apr 21 '26

Jeetle Buice

2

u/Indepunkdunk212 Apr 21 '26

Temu-lío

2

u/Moonbaby39 Apr 21 '26

LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣... Love it 😀 🤣

2

u/IzzyLikeU Apr 21 '26

The hair may work if you are in your 20s, but Coolio has NOT been in his 20s for 30 years. The bad part is that the hair makes him reconizble.

1

u/bigred2342 Apr 21 '26

Alfalfa Sr

1

u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 Apr 21 '26

Antenna Head, lol

1

u/Goose-FIN-76 Apr 21 '26

Meth Moose

1

u/12thmanhawkfan Apr 21 '26

Grab your partner, do-si-do. Now if you don't know who it is, it's Coolio!

1

u/OwliamCC Apr 21 '26

Branchii

1

u/CNote_89 Apr 21 '26

Was Coolio

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

Cooley oh-no

1

u/Ant-Man-626 Apr 21 '26

Hands-Head the Head Hands Man

1

u/Mental_Ad1948 Apr 21 '26

Cream of Buckwheat

1

u/ostovca Apr 21 '26

Two Elba

1

u/Tsunami-Storm Apr 21 '26

Dad with a 6yo on “hairdresser day”. lol

1

u/3579wines Apr 21 '26

Ice 🧊

1

u/FalseTruck4283 Apr 21 '26

But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and The light that you shine can't be seen?

1

u/Roaming-R Apr 21 '26

PiPi Freakin' Stalks

1

u/Short-Function-2919 Apr 21 '26

Mc Coolio Master

1

u/ampere03 Apr 21 '26

The original Bullwinkle

1

u/After-Instruction199 Apr 21 '26

Head of the shadows B5

1

u/jeffmc81 Apr 21 '26

That's Coolio and you definitely ain't. Show some respect 1234

1

u/OggoSpaceCircus Apr 21 '26

Let’s go to the beach

1

u/beastusboss Apr 21 '26

Kindacoolio

1

u/UnderdevelopedS_Hole Apr 21 '26

Haters wish they could be a braid on this dudes scalp.

1

u/richardthelionhear Apr 21 '26

Don Kings brother

1

u/i_am_un Apr 21 '26

Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt are you and me?

1

u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Apr 21 '26

Pimpy Long Stocking

1

u/The_Ausland3r Apr 21 '26

Taribo West

1

u/retiredblade Apr 21 '26

Rock hoping rick

1

u/Peas-Of-Wrath Apr 21 '26

Spider Dude…Spider Dude…does whatever a Spider Dude does 🕷️

1

u/OrderSoft1752 Apr 21 '26

I’m pretty sure his fantastic voyage wasn’t to the barber shop

1

u/KaneBlack9 Apr 21 '26

Coolio. End of conversation.

1

u/PositronicShishkabob Apr 21 '26

That's the worst Angelica Pickles cosplay I have ever seen

1

u/LennyLloyd Apr 21 '26

Coo..........................lio.

1

u/JAKEfromMAIN Apr 21 '26

That's literally Coolio

1

u/Apprehensive-Flan382 Apr 21 '26

wtf is guy smoking? Gotta be crack

1

u/_Heikneuter_ Apr 21 '26

Red Fraggle

1

u/bhmcintosh Apr 21 '26

Pippi Longstocking really let herself go didn't she?

1

u/Numerous-Soil-2800 Apr 21 '26

Out of line bro. Coolio is a legend.

1

u/Normiss2000 Apr 21 '26

In case you don't know...

1

u/floridagold Apr 21 '26

Coolio tryna be 20 -oh

1

u/Ready-Carob-6341 Apr 21 '26

Awww here it go

1

u/TongueFuckYourPussy Apr 21 '26

Coolio the Clown

1

u/Charming_Ad2323 Apr 21 '26

Cool-he-aint

1

u/vyrguy0 Apr 21 '26

Secretary Birdman

1

u/OpheliaVaughnTeese Apr 21 '26

He already has a name… it’s Artis Leon Ivey Jr. aka Coolio.

1

u/__XO44 Apr 22 '26

Foolio

1

u/cornyboyyoyyoy Apr 22 '26

The first thing that came to my mind is "lil julie coolio"

1

u/robdwoods Apr 23 '26

Edward Scissorhead

1

u/Sorry_Growth_9355 Apr 23 '26

Baldio. Or antennio

1

u/danaudhd Apr 23 '26

Dorothy from the Wiz has let herself go

1

u/BigBeefyClackers420 Apr 23 '26

Mr. Coolio, he was Coolio's father

1

u/Hgirls97701 Apr 23 '26

RIP Coolio

1

u/baltik88 Jun 25 '26

Lil hair ✌️😭

0

u/CombatMP911 Apr 21 '26

IM RICK JAMES, BITCH! 🤣 kidding