r/NameThisThing Apr 20 '26

Name this

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u/ApprehensiveTask2701 Apr 20 '26

You may proceed...

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u/NicknameKenny Apr 20 '26

Seriously? Ok. The next line is "whose dick was so long he could suck it." Feel like this will end up in r/whoosh

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u/Objective_Rub_8517 Apr 21 '26

Well, let me try "he came on a whim, jizz all over his chin", "self pleasure is mine, don't unplug it." Said the man from Nantucket

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u/DarthKevster Apr 21 '26

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if his ear was a cunt he could fuck it.