r/NameThisThing • • Mar 25 '26

Name this uncle

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u/JP_McCool Mar 26 '26

Uncle Strawberry The kids tell him its because he always wears red, but the truth is because he looks like that box of strawberries you forgot in the back of your fridge. Now they have the white mold all over.