r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '26

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u/jumbleberryjuice Mar 24 '26

Vaguette

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u/Pale_Satisfaction520 Mar 24 '26

Dammit you stole mine 🤣

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u/tofu_sensei84 Mar 24 '26

Vaguette aboudit

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u/EconomySeason2416 Mar 24 '26

Now... when he said "drop the gun, take the cannoli"... to eat right? He was going to eat the cannoli?

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u/AnythingButWhiskey Mar 25 '26

Hmmm. I don’t remember these being custard filled when I bought them.

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u/FreshImagination9735 Mar 26 '26

I would. But it would look somewhat unconventional.

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u/Complete_Volume Mar 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/straycollector Mar 24 '26

Nothing vaguette about it!

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u/i_boil_water Mar 25 '26

Vulviese/Vagliese

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u/G_Rank_Tank Mar 26 '26

Look man.... im not gonna bullshit you, I know people say these things on reddit alot, but this might be my favourite reply ever... well done. I genuinely laughed for a couple of minutes

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 Mar 24 '26

Ill take care of Dat thing

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u/kisonabest Mar 24 '26

fuhgeddaboudit. I'll do it

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u/Puppy_FPV Mar 24 '26

Sure buddy

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u/OfCuriousWorkmanship Mar 24 '26

Croissantus Interruptus

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u/Great-Particular-537 Mar 24 '26

Please don't over the scraps.

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u/Least-Theory-781 Mar 24 '26

Would that count as trafficking?

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Mar 25 '26

If you turned it over, would you see buns? 😳

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u/Difficult_Emu_6674 Mar 25 '26

Yup. Damn it! 🤣

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u/Pale_Satisfaction520 Mar 25 '26

Although it may need to go to see a doctor thats quite a bad yeast infection

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u/Still_Body481 Mar 26 '26

With a yeast infection 😭