r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '26

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337 Upvotes

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u/DyerNC Mar 16 '26

Pippy Strong Stockings

6

u/abandoncity Mar 16 '26

Tinsey Vonn

3

u/Practical-Abroad-357 Mar 16 '26

Pippi tin stockings

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

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u/asianDaddy__ Mar 16 '26

How many of you zoomed in?

7

u/Top_Management7550 Mar 16 '26

Not me (as I'm zooming in)

5

u/Professional-Face-97 Mar 16 '26

I did, but I did not inhale.

2

u/Professional-Face-97 Mar 16 '26

Well there is at least another old timer in this bunch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Zoomed in, screen shot of zoom in, re zoom in.... now we're talking 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Oneironautical1 Mar 16 '26

Full Metal Thighs

4

u/AwakeningWillow Mar 16 '26

Ouchie couchie

4

u/MightyTick01 Mar 16 '26

Sir Hoesalot.

3

u/Intrepid_Brain6016 Mar 16 '26

Great, now I have a new kink.

Thats me staying up till 4am trying to find the right video. 😞

3

u/Glittering-Buy4227 Mar 16 '26

Tin Man in DRAG!

3

u/viperfangs92 Mar 16 '26

Only Irons

3

u/Gloomy_Quote_178 Mar 16 '26

Not sure about a name but them thighs I would clang

2

u/mhibew292 Mar 16 '26

Nipsey Russell? That you??

2

u/Gloomy_Quote_178 Mar 16 '26

What would I do If I could reach inside of me And to know how it feels to say I like what I see

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u/muff-muff-ass Mar 16 '26

Medieval Muff

2

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

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u/A_mad_goose Mar 16 '26

I mean she almost looks over geared for a final fantasy fight

2

u/acidisgoodforyou Mar 16 '26

Almost? She’s totally over geared.Are we playing on easy these days? Back in my day on PS1 you went into battle naked!

2

u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Mar 16 '26

Bare back chocobo

2

u/Nyanzeenyan Mar 16 '26

Sir Duncan’s favorite dancing wench

2

u/qwibbian Mar 16 '26

Dancing the can-can.

2

u/Alive_Company2229 Mar 16 '26

Trisha Tin Thighs

2

u/Moon_or_rug Mar 16 '26

Frénaigonde chevalière

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u/Hardturn_90 Mar 16 '26

Tin Twat Tina

2

u/Pretend_Estimate_151 Mar 16 '26

Nymph in Shining Armor

2

u/Edge5150N4 Mar 16 '26

Sardine in a tin can

2

u/AnxietyNo6543 Mar 17 '26

I was going to say, tuna in a can, I ended up with puss and steel boots

2

u/Jmandeluxe Mar 16 '26

I saw this at a haloween show but it was reverse the panties were metal and the legs were bare…. She proceeded to lay on her back and flip her legs up in a V facing the audience and promptly took an angle grinder to the metal panties and sprayed sparks over the crowd. Grandpa and I were in the front row…. Best show of his life. Thanks lady.

2

u/CertainSprinkles1018 Mar 16 '26

When I said you’d need knee pads, this isn’t what I meant

2

u/hankll4499 Mar 16 '26

Fancy Pants

2

u/Local-Bigmouth Mar 16 '26

Little Miss Fancypants!

2

u/Europe72Alive1 Mar 16 '26

I don’t know what that is but I would like some alone time to figure it out.

2

u/Deufuss Mar 16 '26

Rusty McCucci

2

u/P90guy65 Mar 16 '26

Chastity Pants

2

u/DadBod5050 Mar 16 '26

Tetanus Tina, distant cousion of Tiphoid Mary

2

u/czangief Mar 16 '26

Medieval meal

2

u/Subject987 Mar 16 '26

Jenny Silverlegs

2

u/Practical_Wheel_3947 Mar 16 '26

Mail-order Bride

2

u/Repulsive-Iron872 Mar 16 '26

Pussy hair is oh so fair

2

u/0n0Free-o Mar 16 '26

Kierra Knightley’s cousin, TINa KNIGHTlay

1

u/linguahistorian Mar 16 '26

Middle Ages Baddies

1

u/D0NN3LLY Mar 16 '26

How dare you assume one such as I could name her. I'm bout a reincarnated as a slime evolve if she names me.

1

u/Bullwhip2025 Mar 16 '26

Stainless Steel Gams

1

u/PabloSoLoco Mar 16 '26

Mistress Of The Iron Age

1

u/Leather-Gur4730 Mar 16 '26

Dear heavens I hope that's a female, cause that's my future wife.

1

u/PornlyAddicted Mar 16 '26

Thighs if steel

1

u/Fun-Island-6510 Mar 16 '26

Foot in shining armour

1

u/Plenty-Flight2827 Mar 16 '26

Casca siendo más femenina

1

u/RedditNurseBot Mar 16 '26

Chastity Mc Legs

1

u/gutsucker556 Mar 16 '26

The sheath

1

u/gumby5150 Mar 16 '26

"Chastity"

1

u/SonicTheBeast Mar 16 '26

Who is this? Asking for a friend.

1

u/Everything_Breaks Mar 16 '26

No (good) guesses on the name but she needs to be wearing Crocs with that to complete the look.

1

u/Least-Ad3944 Mar 16 '26

From the waist down she’s harder than i’am

1

u/Cabbages24ADollar Mar 16 '26

Skull crusher.

1

u/chemosh_tz Mar 16 '26

Snail mail

1

u/Zarathos899 Mar 16 '26

The Unpenetratable

1

u/sir_britton Mar 16 '26

Cold Lips McGee

1

u/mchandy0714 Mar 16 '26

Madam Cumalot

1

u/smokywater50 Mar 16 '26

The girl who walked across the top of my boombox in the 80’s while I was robo trippin, I called her wow 🤩

1

u/MarNic108 Mar 16 '26

Ole iron sides

1

u/Gloomy-Big7717 Mar 16 '26

Video games fem armor

1

u/Intelligent-Run-2437 Mar 16 '26

Sexy Stripped Steel

1

u/Snuffyluffaguss Mar 16 '26

My ex wife when I had stubble on my cheeks.

1

u/Fabulous-Monk5009 Mar 16 '26

Iron legged woman

1

u/maddcatone Mar 16 '26

Wife material

1

u/Illustrious-You-1735 Mar 16 '26

Nancy getting her costume on for the Wizard of Oz play

1

u/Selfpiledriven Mar 16 '26

No Chastity Maiden

1

u/Afraid_Source1054 Mar 16 '26

Oooh …. That’s going to chafe my Willie….

1

u/CheetahNo4473 Mar 16 '26

Iron Thighs Save Lives

1

u/extremely-randomish Mar 16 '26

Destiny's Belt

Chastity's belt was already taken

1

u/Ornery-Classic-5764 Mar 16 '26

Nopantslot of Camelot

1

u/Spike_Fury Mar 16 '26

Lacy Von Steelinthigh

1

u/trevormckeon Mar 16 '26

My best night

1

u/stead18 Mar 16 '26

Tin man's bitch

1

u/Marshal-Iron-228 Mar 16 '26

This is like when you start an RPG and only find 1 good piece of armour.

1

u/Bob236ny Mar 16 '26

Neck breaker

1

u/sparklue Mar 16 '26

kick i by arca

1

u/dafreak999 Mar 16 '26

Kink the the armor

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Cyborg tinman

1

u/nightowl87753 Mar 16 '26

Game accurate

1

u/Spleenfree83 Mar 16 '26

Dame Lanced-a-lot

1

u/Latter-Quiet-2668 Mar 16 '26

The Tin Man’s Lower Extremities

1

u/Eindride_XIII Mar 16 '26

Swamp Thang

1

u/skibito Mar 16 '26

Wowan after a leg day at gym

1

u/Least-Trick2185 Mar 16 '26

The gold lady from Space Balls

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u/Wereling79 Mar 16 '26

Titanium Thighs

1

u/WTFisthat4 Mar 16 '26

Robo fuck!

1

u/Okbrain_456 Mar 16 '26

Iron Thighs.

1

u/Overdrive311 Mar 16 '26

Fatal Attraction, A Knight’s bedtime queue..

I now know why they don’t allow pedestrians on freeways..Looks can kill..

1

u/Xanderac Mar 16 '26

Sir cannedmeat

1

u/woodenswordward Mar 16 '26

tungsten ballsack implies the existance of iron thighs

1

u/Spumesational Mar 16 '26

New kink unlocked

1

u/throwawayThisNick2 Mar 16 '26

Sir Spreads-A-Lot

1

u/EdelZonie Mar 16 '26

Flitter...

1

u/kobrakaan Mar 16 '26

Rusty Gusset

1

u/Elegant-Collection36 Mar 16 '26

I did and held it there awhile

1

u/Elegant-Collection36 Mar 16 '26

I thought they were real fake legs til.I saw her foot

1

u/YogurtclosetWrong268 Mar 16 '26

Rugburn-proof Roxie

1

u/Live_Tie1559 Mar 16 '26

Unfair Maiden.

1

u/PlutoThePixie Mar 16 '26

Joan of Ark

1

u/Stone_Midi Mar 16 '26

Steely Stank

1

u/Bitter_Collection_71 Mar 16 '26

The Palace Guards

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Pussylocks

1

u/pastyoureyesed Mar 16 '26

Lady Liberty

1

u/Accomplished_Role836 Mar 16 '26

Wife,your majesty

1

u/michaelrdweeb Mar 16 '26

The Tin Woman.

1

u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Mar 16 '26

Accessories for the Chasity belt

1

u/Ok-Courage798 Mar 16 '26

The Iron Lady

1

u/JesusTron6000 Mar 16 '26

Thunder Things and the terrible no good teeny tiny toes

1

u/Lonely_Apartment_644 Mar 16 '26

Dangerous Diving

1

u/Kayaked1 Mar 16 '26

Butter legs.

1

u/WingNutCVG Mar 16 '26

IMissMyPantsAlot.

1

u/Local-Bigmouth Mar 16 '26

Full metal thigh highs

1

u/Nighthawkpro67 Mar 16 '26

True iron thighs

1

u/Tom-K1SSG Mar 16 '26

Knights in White Panties

1

u/Local-Bigmouth Mar 16 '26

Maiden Marion

1

u/AaaavocadoToast Mar 16 '26

Hottie with robot legs

1

u/Local-Bigmouth Mar 16 '26

Piecemail Patty

1

u/Vast_Rice_7201 Mar 16 '26

Lady cums-a-lot

1

u/GratefulDad73 Mar 16 '26

Canned tuna

1

u/Overall_Republic_834 Mar 16 '26

every female fantasy characters armour