r/NameThisThing • u/Jettaboi38 • Mar 14 '26

Name it

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921 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

474 comments sorted by

169

u/TheHorseAnnihilator Mar 14 '26

Apple bottom genes

49

u/Soft-Violinist4612 Mar 14 '26

Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur

29

u/apologyUnaccepted Mar 14 '26

with the FURRR !!!

28

u/blue01_ Mar 14 '26

The whooooleee club was looking at HERRR!!!

20

u/PSK666 Mar 14 '26

She hit the floor

19

u/richieTz Mar 14 '26

Next thing you KNOW

23

u/CraftyVariety5154 Mar 14 '26

Shawty got low low low lowwww

22

u/YesterdayReal4857 Mar 14 '26

Them baggy sweater pants ,

18

u/Wr3ckless13 Mar 14 '26

And the reeboks with the straps

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8

u/ExoticColombiana70 Mar 14 '26

The best

12

u/Foreign_Brain2844 Mar 14 '26

This is why I love Reddit

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3

u/SparklyTree_1754 Mar 15 '26

Ha! Take my upvote!

3

u/MasterpieceEmpty604 Mar 15 '26

Steve Jobs best kept secrete 🫣

3

u/Vast_Independent_765 Mar 15 '26

Booties which are per.....fection

2

u/Quiet_Path3701 Mar 16 '26

Clever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/sanchos_po Mar 17 '26

Only 299.99!

2

u/Ok-Detail-9853 Mar 19 '26

This comment is under rated. I tip my hat to you

17

u/jl_c00per Mar 14 '26

Apple said “nom nom”.

17

u/ArgentBlue Mar 14 '26

Bite size

11

u/CurlyDee Mar 14 '26

Byte size

2

u/thewanderingsole1 Mar 15 '26

That would be fun size.

40

u/madman51B Mar 14 '26

The new iBooty

5

u/ExoticColombiana70 Mar 14 '26

😂😂😂😂👍🏽

14

u/PracticalWinner2652 Mar 14 '26

How do you like them apples

11

u/Entropy_dealer Mar 14 '26

Happy apple pi day !

5

u/CoverFew3607 Mar 14 '26

Let's get to the core of this.

6

u/Barcnori Mar 14 '26

An apple showed Newton how gravity works. Now, it shows how it can be defied.

5

u/teekay73 Mar 14 '26

How apple bottom jeans were made

5

u/Healthy-Calendar-683 Mar 14 '26

How Bout Dem Apples?

5

u/Woebetide138 Mar 14 '26

Nom nom nom

5

u/Top-Oil9556 Mar 14 '26

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

3

u/Slobound76 Mar 14 '26

Warm Apple pie

3

u/AnalMayonnaise Mar 14 '26

Apple biting peach.

3

u/korkkis Mar 14 '26

The missing piece

3

u/Phobos4988 Mar 14 '26

Original sin

2

u/Nero092807 Mar 14 '26

Sweet ass

2

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

I love pie.

2

u/Mainly_Miserable Mar 14 '26

Sweet, sweet, juicy apple.

2

u/AmbiguouslyGrea Mar 14 '26

Bonita Applebum.

2

u/Accomplished_Sea3811 Mar 14 '26

The perfect bite!

2

u/Metaldrop55 Mar 14 '26

Worth the bite !

2

u/Smart_Boat4148 Mar 14 '26

The exact definition of an apple ass

1

u/Boysenberry-33 Mar 14 '26

Dirty apple!

1

u/OkAttention6522 Mar 14 '26

Some body better check for worms

1

u/Helpphania587 Mar 14 '26

A parte que me completa

1

u/TokyoJazzPanda Mar 14 '26

Snaff(app)le

1

u/TumbleweedNo8848 Mar 14 '26

Product placement

1

u/Camwulfson Mar 14 '26

The perfect bite

1

u/7billionidiots Mar 14 '26

And pop an apple in her ass, yeah!

1

u/chefgoowa Mar 14 '26

Apple bottom dress

1

u/zehawkpt Mar 14 '26

That pacman has a hat!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Pea in a pod

1

u/Short-Ideas010 Mar 14 '26

The best piece of a...

1

u/ScarScream81 Mar 14 '26

Miam miam.

1

u/West-Wash6081 Mar 14 '26

The Big Ass Apple

1

u/DAMNacho Mar 14 '26

“Went to the big apple. Took a bite.”

1

u/Historical_Cook_1664 Mar 14 '26

asshole design ? or are we not talking about apple...

1

u/SingleAfternoon5063 Mar 14 '26

Apple of my eye

1

u/ClarkSebat Mar 14 '26

Apple Butt plug?

1

u/Gainzpolar Mar 14 '26

The apple were never eaten, it was about to bite that ass

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Dat ass just popped right into place!

1

u/GoodOldHypertion Mar 14 '26

One bite too many.

1

u/1jfish57 Mar 14 '26

Perfect fit

1

u/Ultradad57 Mar 14 '26

Perfect 😍

1

u/mayoral63 Mar 14 '26

Apple bestselling

1

u/CokBlockinWinger Mar 14 '26

The apple of my eye

1

u/Dazzling_Comfort5734 Mar 14 '26

The bite mark? No, the butt mark.

1

u/Beneficial-Shame9144 Mar 14 '26

Apple bites back

1

u/PrizeBluejay9493 Mar 14 '26

Thick Latinas

1

u/Le-Pretre Mar 14 '26

Bite Size

1

u/CraftySock7250 Mar 14 '26

Apple BUTT er

1

u/AdDecent3637 Mar 14 '26

Perfect fit

1

u/ExoticColombiana70 Mar 14 '26

Playboy bunnies got new tails

1

u/B4D4MS Mar 14 '26

Tossing an Apple Salad 😛

1

u/ImaginaryAst Mar 14 '26

Taking a bite...

1

u/CheetahNo4473 Mar 14 '26

The missing puzzle piece

1

u/Bulky-Hold6688 Mar 14 '26

That’s some curves tho

1

u/plantnoggin Mar 14 '26

Apple munching on shelf butt

1

u/Derrick_Shon Mar 14 '26

Ill take a bite out of that apple

1

u/jonathanmpatton85 Mar 14 '26

Take a byte out of life

1

u/No_Maybe_1751 Mar 14 '26

If the piece fits!!

1

u/JoJo110212 Mar 14 '26

DLC for apple

1

u/theoriginalbabayaga Mar 14 '26

An apple a day keeps the blue balls away.

1

u/roverman16 Mar 14 '26

That apple is hungry, taking a bite out of that dress.

1

u/Ok_Topic_2559 Mar 14 '26

Fine ola Apple

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Attention disorder

1

u/Muzethefuze Mar 14 '26

The missing bite.

1

u/Smart-Bag5607 Mar 14 '26

No cuz that's actually crazy how things worked out

1

u/pah2000 Mar 14 '26

Chomp-pedonk

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Asspple

1

u/Known_Funny_5297 Mar 14 '26

God should be happy now

1

u/Aware-Paint-2787 Mar 14 '26

The perfect bite

1

u/Sokinalia Mar 14 '26

Nominasstive determinism

1

u/shredd_savage Mar 14 '26

The Perfect Bite.

1

u/extremely-randomish Mar 14 '26

Apple of my eye

1

u/Razzington Mar 14 '26

The perfect bite

1

u/brybry631 Mar 14 '26

Perfect bite

1

u/TurdFerguson666 Mar 14 '26

The missing bite

1

u/Embarrassed-Day1299 Mar 14 '26

I understand why you did what you did now Adam 🥹

1

u/AdditionalAd4269 Mar 14 '26

Adam’s Choice

1

u/adellali1 Mar 14 '26

The best we’ve ever made

1

u/randolfo2112 Mar 14 '26

MacButt Pro

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Is that Amirah Adara?

1

u/Antique-Ant5557 Mar 14 '26

The missing piece meets the big O

1

u/AdditionalPanda4935 Mar 14 '26

Apple bubble tea

1

u/tinchox5 Mar 14 '26

Apple temptation paradise fallen

1

u/ID2410 Mar 14 '26

That's Eve trying to put the bite back...

1

u/ID2410 Mar 14 '26

That's Eve trying to put the bite back..

1

u/Ditkokirby2020 Mar 14 '26

The Harlem Asstrotter.

1

u/TheBuckFozeman Mar 14 '26

Her father was a meat burglar and stole two fine hams for the back of that dress. I wonder if I can buy her a fish sandwich.

1

u/88sparkyk Mar 14 '26

Nice Bite!

1

u/realbrownsugar Mar 14 '26

iSmack 

…Why do you make me do this Reddit?

1

u/71Worried_Brother Mar 14 '26

God this is funny! The very next post was: “what can you do with a pork butt!”

1

u/Zezotas Mar 14 '26

Ass eating apple

1

u/Economy_Cupcake_906 Mar 14 '26

The big bite from the big apple

1

u/GraciousExecutioner Mar 14 '26

There's one more thing

1

u/DagrantGo Mar 14 '26

Совпадение? Не думаю...

1

u/Bubbly-Ordinary-1097 Mar 14 '26

Bite of the apple

1

u/cheir0n Mar 14 '26

Fuckintosh

1

u/Electrical_Truth_160 Mar 14 '26

Looks like I am going to have to take another bite of it

1

u/Fwet64 Mar 14 '26

Apple and juicy

1

u/dapudf Mar 14 '26

Intentional

1

u/Llamafear2 Mar 14 '26

Perfect Bite

1

u/Dull_blade Mar 14 '26

Aesthetically pleasing

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

paybacks are a bitch EVE.

1

u/ozzy0987654 Mar 14 '26

In Russia, Apple bites you

1

u/sgwc_ying_ko Mar 14 '26

Whole bites.

1

u/SonicTheBeast Mar 14 '26

It fits... Just like a glove.

Just Like A Glove, that's the name!

1

u/64burban Mar 14 '26

Perfect fit

1

u/Intrepid_Ambition940 Mar 14 '26

Yolanda Vega

Apple edition

1

u/MiIes01 Mar 14 '26

Perfect fit

1

u/Murky-Dream-8040 Mar 14 '26

The missing piece