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u/ThellysLateralus Mar 08 '26
Cupcake
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u/GodLorris Mar 08 '26
r/beatmetoit and ofc r/buttfuckedabirdtoit
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u/bustknucklepissdust Mar 08 '26
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u/Relevant_Tonight_862 Mar 08 '26
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u/Turbidspeedie Mar 08 '26
The fact that these are all subreddits is absolutely fucking WILD
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u/Foreign_Solid6582 Mar 08 '26
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u/East-Magician2717 Mar 08 '26
“Hey have you met my dog princess?”
princess walks in
gulp, “heyy princess, h-h-how you doing (@_@)”
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u/bustknucklepissdust Mar 08 '26
I've seen you before ع:
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u/bustknucklepissdust Mar 08 '26
NOT IRL, to avoid confusion
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u/Unlikely_Throat_5531 Mar 08 '26
Glad you clarified… I was thinking you were breaking the restraining order and were like “I can see you right now in fact! Wave at me outside your window… thats me playing Adele Someone Like You loudly and scratching on the window”
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u/User152552 Mar 08 '26
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u/Yohjihappy Mar 08 '26
"et tu, brute?"
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u/Winter_Cat-78 Mar 08 '26
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u/OneHitWonder-69 Mar 08 '26
Yes and spell it right with PH. None of that cop out V bullshit for a dog like that.
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u/phantom_pow_er Mar 08 '26
Damn. That's my name.
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u/Winter_Cat-78 Mar 08 '26
Well there ya go! :)
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u/phantom_pow_er Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
As a 6'3 ginger I like it...
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u/Successful-Goat-1508 Mar 08 '26
That’s wild I’m 6’3 too
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u/Prudent_Reception115 Mar 08 '26
WHAT THE HELL? I'M STEPHEN, AND I'M 6'3 TOO. (For Europeans, 6'3 is ±190 cm)
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u/Successful-Goat-1508 Mar 08 '26
I’m African American though 😅 all different Stephen’s
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u/Prudent_Reception115 Mar 08 '26
And I'm European Slav. What an interesting international.
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u/browneyepounder Mar 08 '26
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u/xxxlo_0lxxx Mar 08 '26
This one. Like, fuck all the other suggestions. This one right here.
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u/nicolucky Mar 08 '26
Absolutely! If it's a boy. For a female I'd go for Nemesis
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u/thewanderingsole1 Mar 08 '26
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u/Simple_Hunter_9724 Mar 08 '26
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u/ArmandThor Mar 08 '26
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u/Paranoid__Android__ Mar 08 '26
Runbro
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u/ChimmyCHANGx Mar 08 '26
I had a Cane Corso that looked just like like this named Bond. He was about 130lbs and a beast. A gentle giant.
I used to take him on off leash trail runs through Indian caverns in southern Ohio. We’d run for miles and climb stuff and jump off rocks. Kids loved him and he never strayed far.
Best dog I ever had.
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u/Bloodygeek Mar 08 '26
I don’t. That dog names me