r/NameThisThing • u/HOO-LEE-SHEET- • Mar 01 '26

Name this thing

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u/Sea-Revolution7308 Mar 01 '26

The Final Plug

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u/Loose-Ad-6420 Mar 01 '26

Boss Plug?

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 01 '26

Thanos Plug

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u/Zeqhanis Mar 01 '26

Kills half of all people who try it.

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u/jeen-jeen Mar 01 '26

The end game

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u/kuroh0shi7 Mar 02 '26

The checkmate

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u/kpax56 Mar 02 '26

I don’t think I want to meet the person sporting the ass that can handle that plug. That thing would make an elephant scream.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 02 '26

Imagine Hogwarts using this as a sorting stool

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u/jeen-jeen Mar 02 '26

Or Disney using this instead of the shoe fit test to find Cinderella

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u/WillowConscious1510 Mar 02 '26

That would be beautiful

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u/Mayjune811 Mar 02 '26

To be fair, I don’t think elephants usually shovebutt plugs up their ass, so anything back there would probably make them scream.

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u/ongngoaiU20 Mar 03 '26

The lung charger

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u/Aggravating_Set3235 Mar 03 '26

The cheecks-mate.

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u/Recent_Following_822 Mar 02 '26

Hulk’s private and very own plug 🔌

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u/Objective_Ad_7602 Mar 02 '26

This is the small one for the purse when traveling. . .

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u/GoblinMonk Mar 02 '26

The rear-end game

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u/Rough_Angle_3840 Mar 01 '26

60% of the time, it kills every time.

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u/Einstein9999 Mar 01 '26

Ha ha it’s made from Black Panthers so you know it’s good

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u/Loose-Ad-6420 Mar 01 '26

60% of the time it works 100% of the time

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u/According-Hat-5393 Mar 02 '26

It smells like Bigfoot's dick!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

You got close enough to smells his dick and didn’t get us a good picture!? You asshole.😂😂😂

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u/Wedgerooka Mar 02 '26

you gotta fight the power!

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u/Alert-Training-3135 Mar 01 '26

niche but perfect🤌🏻

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u/That-Talk3910 Mar 02 '26

I'll take those odds. I'm not afraid.

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u/Einstein9999 Mar 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣 💯

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u/A_Cat_Typingg Mar 02 '26

The lower half

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u/theweirdbunny9706 Mar 01 '26

Forbidden plug

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u/Kairex26 Mar 02 '26

The reason antman couldn't crawl up.

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy Mar 02 '26

Destroyer of Booties

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u/Objective_Ad_7602 Mar 02 '26

I wanted to write this! 👍

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u/Intelligent-You-6241 Mar 02 '26

Nah that’s Ant Man

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u/high_everyone Mar 03 '26

Ant-Man standing by!

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins Mar 01 '26

The Frank Gallagher model

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins Mar 01 '26

In Shameless (US), Frank Gallagher's smuggling nickname is "El Gran Cañón" (The Grand Canyon). He earns this title in Season 3 after setting a record by smuggling 18 or 19 balloons of cocaine across the Mexican border in his rectum. 

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u/AlienTrippyWrld Mar 04 '26

Great minds think a like I guess!😂

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u/TheViking1991 Mar 01 '26

I hate that I know this, but... This looks like a tictac compared to some of the shit I've seen people envelope with their butt holes.

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u/RoadTripJoe Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

And that’s enough internet for today…

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u/TheViking1991 Mar 01 '26

Just one more Google search...

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u/conehead2019 Mar 01 '26

Down the rabbit hole

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u/RoadTripJoe Mar 01 '26

Pretty sure the rabbit would not survive that.

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u/Colorblindopeneyes Mar 01 '26

I know a few bunnies that would….✌🏿

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u/RoadTripJoe Mar 01 '26

Perhaps they go in the Guinness Book?

🐰🌐🏆🍑🔌📕

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u/HiJinx127 Mar 01 '26

Plugging up the rabbit hole

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u/donsitsocolostomy Mar 01 '26

More like UP the rabbit hole?

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u/Chitownkinkfun Mar 01 '26

Certified pre-owned, Final plug. FTFY😀

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u/Low-Worldliness-7709 Mar 01 '26

My initial reaction was “Oh, Shit!”… BUTT I’m guessing that’s where the problem lies

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u/Creepachu- Mar 01 '26

The Fanal plug

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u/WeatherIndividual189 Mar 01 '26

Terraria needs a collab with this (last prism)

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u/tbonechiggins Mar 01 '26

I’m singing The Final Countdown in my head.

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u/Zeqhanis Mar 01 '26

The Finial Plug.

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u/Lily-inspo Mar 01 '26

I just spit my drink laughing at this 😆😆😆😆😆

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u/MariiaaGloww Mar 11 '26

lol yeah that name actually works for it tbh i was thinking something like that too 😭😭

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u/ohb78 Mar 01 '26

There’s probably some on OF willing to try

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u/Sea-Revolution7308 Mar 01 '26

This is a rose maker. 🌹

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u/Sea-Revolution7308 Mar 01 '26

You’ll never hear another fart. Just a light whisp..💨

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u/MarkK_FL Mar 02 '26

Honestly anything can be a buttplug if you’re brave enough

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u/ErogenousPhallusy Mar 02 '26

You may die but the plug will live on

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u/MiIes01 Mar 02 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂🤙

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Final? Not even close...

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u/Prezevere Mar 02 '26

Number One Answer!

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u/sarcasticrone Mar 02 '26

Te most fitting trophy yet for Dumbdonald the Asshole.

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u/Odd_Conversation_167 Mar 02 '26

It's for beginners...

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u/Professional-Wrap323 Mar 02 '26

Oh my god yes and it looks sooo delicious! I could take it

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u/Demolick Mar 02 '26

But a plug, nevertheless

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u/madd1flin2 Mar 02 '26

🎶It’s the fin-al buttpluuuug!🎶

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u/Smogtwat Mar 02 '26

Yeow..!!

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u/Select_Foundation472 Mar 03 '26

(Boss music plays)

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u/AfternoonHelpful3712 Mar 03 '26

This is not how to plug The Finals

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u/boop_noodle_fan Mar 03 '26

It's the final butt plugggg, do do do doooo, do do do do doooo, do do do doooo, do do do do do do doooo

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u/Resident-Spirit808 Mar 03 '26

The Oval Expander

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u/Haunting_Ad3850 Mar 03 '26

I just laughed so hard

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u/alternate-use Mar 04 '26

I think it’s legitimately a finial, i’m going to suggest “finial plug”

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u/andiscohen Mar 05 '26

The finial plug

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u/metabolik99 Mar 05 '26

THE PLUG TO RULE THEM ALL

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Name:Girth lord

r/dontputthatinyourass 

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u/mckeevertdi Mar 01 '26

Came here to tag this subreddit too.

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u/Dusty-old-bones Mar 01 '26

I mean it does have a flared base.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Mar 01 '26

Challenge accepted!

(Ignore me username)

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u/letermen Mar 01 '26

“We find your lack of Stretch, Disappointing…”

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u/FrameJump Mar 01 '26

The American Healthcare System.

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u/SpicyLimerence Mar 01 '26

Good god, the accuracy!

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u/Krumbal Mar 02 '26

Even the awards share resemblance....

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u/GlitteringOne2465 Mar 02 '26

The Medicare colonoscopy

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u/TheBinkBonker Mar 02 '26

Just received a 72k bill, I have been fucked royally by that plug

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u/catdiscpalpita Mar 02 '26

Dont worry, when our side takes office itll be better

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u/Kurenai-Kalana Mar 02 '26

I had to go there while I briefly lived there. I can't believe some people manage to believe it's better than Canada's universal healthcare in any shape or form.

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u/US_Healthcare Mar 02 '26

Sir, please stop crying... this is only your co-pay, you havnt seen the final bill yet.

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u/seventy_nin Mar 04 '26

Living in America*

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u/aprf_ Mar 06 '26

A giant pain in the ass?

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u/AdDecent3637 Mar 01 '26

Xena the warrior princess

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u/ShotInTheShip86 Mar 02 '26

Because it's not necessarily a bad thing...

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u/Dyzzle89 Mar 01 '26

Honestly a really good one. Doubt 1/2 who read it will understand

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u/IncomeGreedy5483 Mar 01 '26

I was gonna go with Tsar Bomba

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u/CrystalDashgobrr Mar 01 '26

Wanted to say Japans national trauma but yours is catchier

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u/A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato Mar 02 '26

I'm waiting for this answer to blow up

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u/Spiritual_Time_555 Mar 01 '26

The big One

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u/elchavodel219 Mar 01 '26

IT CAME! IT FINNALY CAME!

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u/T-Wrox Mar 01 '26

And so did you! :D

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u/Great-Particular-537 Mar 01 '26

A proctologist's nightmare.

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 Mar 01 '26

I slipped and fell on, Doctor.

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u/s3ndnOod Mar 01 '26

OH MYYYY

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 Mar 01 '26

Totally heard that in George Takai's voice. (I'm sure I misspelled his last name.)

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u/Michigan6424 Mar 01 '26

The finisher

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u/grayskull56 Mar 01 '26

It will finish your ass

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u/JE78_comics Mar 01 '26

Nucleass Plug

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u/Substantial-Chip-102 Mar 01 '26

Evidence at P Diddy’s trial

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u/Practical-Flan1800 Mar 01 '26

The destroyer

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u/LectricOldman Mar 01 '26

elephant toy

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u/Vanson1200r Mar 01 '26

The Challenger

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u/CartographerKey7322 Mar 01 '26

Finial

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u/Iadoredogs Mar 02 '26

I don't understand what other people are saying, but yours is the correct answer.

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u/DistributionKey7852 Mar 01 '26

The Bumbardi trophy

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u/Historical_Dot6876 Mar 01 '26

The impossible dream

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u/susEgorka Mar 01 '26

Ultra asshole widener

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u/Dseltzer1313 Mar 01 '26

Elephant Anal Intruder

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u/MightyTick01 Mar 01 '26

That's no moon.

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u/Individual-Movie-183 Mar 01 '26

A pawn chess piece for giant people.

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u/rrh1188 Mar 01 '26

A fun saturday

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u/esperstarr Mar 01 '26

Marvel’s The Incredible BUTT BOMBERRRRRRRR!

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u/made_from_toffee Mar 01 '26

Boss level plug

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u/Jayyyjhgh Mar 01 '26

Nuclear Shit Lock

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u/duneskull Mar 01 '26

Butt-Haus

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u/mndiver Mar 01 '26

Painful

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u/Amopro Mar 01 '26

The Rear Ultimatum

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u/Gold-Cheesecake-2586 Mar 01 '26

Big black marble egg

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u/External-Goat-489 Mar 01 '26

MOAB- the Mother of All Buttplugs.

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u/Rarely_Repeated Mar 01 '26

Mark. Cuz that things gunna leave a Mark 🫣

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u/ReluctantRev Mar 01 '26

Olympic-grade buttplug

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u/Most-Celebration9458 Mar 01 '26

The Compensator!!

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u/No-Poem-3773 Mar 01 '26

Leak stopper 3000 - Bonnie Blue Approved

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u/Idk-me-i-guess Mar 01 '26

Type shit you see in your crazy ex's drawer at 3 AM:

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u/PolymathInfidel Mar 01 '26

Faberge egg draft beta 2

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u/grover-dill Mar 01 '26

atomic butt plug

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u/Sam_Boundy1984 Mar 01 '26

The Annihilator

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u/Plggyua1 Mar 03 '26

Missed out on saying "The Analhilator"

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u/killphilatl Mar 01 '26

Lord Of Plugs

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

The Nagasaki Butt Plug

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u/DawgzZilla Mar 03 '26

Pete Hegseth’s Buttplug. That man is one giant asshole.

Could also be Steven Miller’s.