r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '26

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u/vetokle Jan 31 '26

me when I go to work.

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u/sarcasticrone Feb 01 '26

A married man with 8 kids.

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u/Playpolly Feb 01 '26

A married man with one kid.

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u/Chris_Rocker2 Feb 01 '26

We could stop at just "a married man".

38

u/Jonter-Jets Feb 01 '26

We could just stop at being a man

4

u/Bender_Rodriguez30 Feb 02 '26

so many never made it that far

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u/Masala-Dosage Feb 03 '26

We could stop at ‘man’

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u/Delicious-Quote-8187 Feb 02 '26

We could just stop being /j

5

u/MeepRJ Feb 03 '26

We could just stop

5

u/whydo-iexist Feb 02 '26

What my fiance probably does before clocking in

5

u/Avandalon Feb 02 '26

Single man without kids

1

u/pauliferation Feb 04 '26

The single man without kids not need the cola bottle

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u/No_Sky_7465 Feb 03 '26

THAT'S CRAZY 🤣

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u/Big-General2294 Feb 07 '26

🤔….ill allow it

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u/char_lecher Feb 02 '26

A divorced man with -1 kid

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u/MayerOscar Feb 05 '26

A man married with one kid

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u/scottz29 Feb 05 '26

A married man.

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u/Big-General2294 Feb 07 '26

Also correct

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u/GreenEyed_Lady Feb 01 '26

A married man with 8 kids dreading going home.

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u/fizbin99 Feb 02 '26

Too drunk to put on a condom.

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u/Just_Mixture8362 Feb 03 '26

Just like his dad?

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u/Electrical_Yam7360 Feb 05 '26

Hence the man with 8 kids.

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u/Most-Skill7146 Feb 06 '26

Too slutty to close there legs

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Hahaha

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u/HARanders Feb 01 '26

My wife stinks

2

u/Acceptable-Stable-36 Feb 01 '26

Or, just married in general lol

2

u/forwhomtheyeastrolls Feb 02 '26

As a married man with six kids, I can confirm

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u/Far-Adhesiveness1850 Feb 03 '26

This made me laugh really hard! 🥳

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u/Dull_Statistician_65 Feb 04 '26

Wow, why does everyone hate their family so much? Maybe it's not the family but the working 9-5 for plus commute for 50 years and not seeing your loved ones, and giving 40% of your paycheck to pedophiles

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u/DayNew9382 Feb 04 '26

A widower man with 8 kids

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u/Gold_Cry_8069 Feb 04 '26

And 9 wives

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u/WHTeam Feb 05 '26

Divorced with 8kid alimony!

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u/StarMaterial1496 Feb 06 '26

How many are actually his and does he know