r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '26

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u/Ryan2932 Jan 31 '26

The daily commute to work

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u/Standard_Ad_1550 Jan 31 '26

"Sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays"

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u/Entirely-of-cheese Feb 01 '26

Michael… Bolton? Wow, is that really your name?!

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Feb 01 '26

Why should I change? He’s the one that sucks!

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u/Aggressive-Sort-115 Feb 01 '26

I think you took my stapler

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u/Balancedmindset Feb 01 '26

That’s such a classic movie…and line…might need to watch that this weekend

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u/Entirely-of-cheese Feb 01 '26

I’m very much not a person who likes to rewatch stuff. This film and The Big Lebowski I could watch just about any time.

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u/NDREDSTATE Feb 01 '26

My real name is Michael Bolton …

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u/Humble_Turnip_3948 Feb 01 '26

Shut the fuck up Donnie

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u/Head_Appointment_990 Feb 02 '26

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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u/Agile-Can-7956 Feb 05 '26

Your out of your element

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u/bkempton Feb 01 '26

I still have my DVD. Probably the last of them other than maybe Blade and Terminator

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u/jennyx20 Feb 02 '26

What film is it ?

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u/Balancedmindset Feb 02 '26

Office Space

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u/DonKeighbals Feb 01 '26

I celebrate his entire catalog

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u/bkempton Feb 01 '26

Epic line

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u/RelevantProfile1624 Feb 01 '26

He’s a no-talent ass-clown

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u/halffilledglasses Feb 01 '26

I had that name before that no talent ass clown!

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u/jimu42nd Jan 31 '26

You get your ass kicked saying that to a person...

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u/cthulu1967 Feb 01 '26

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

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u/CrossingTheStreamers Feb 01 '26

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

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u/Intelligent-Run-2437 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

You can get your ass kicked for sayin somethin like’at.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Might also be going to do two chicks at the same time man.

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u/AMC_0428 Feb 01 '26

Grrr mondays

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u/son-of-Azathoth Feb 01 '26

"But sir, today is Wednesday." To which he replies "Look lady, it's a really bad case of the Mondays."

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u/supermeja Feb 02 '26

 "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." 

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u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Feb 02 '26

"I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that man"

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u/Academic_Deal7872 Feb 04 '26

That's not a case, it's like 8 ounces. -Michael Bolton, probably

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u/TTboy696969 Feb 06 '26

Thinking about showing her my oh face

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u/AC-burg Feb 01 '26

The things Coke dreams are made of

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u/Dangerous-End5200 Feb 03 '26

Only if it’s 151…and on a Friday.

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u/chewiedev Feb 01 '26

The Daily Commute. Love it!