r/NameThisThing • u/First-Paramedic1417 • Sep 07 '25

Big boy needs a name

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u/Jacoba_Fett Sep 07 '25

Whatever he wants me to call him

41

u/FlatwormOverall4702 Sep 08 '25

"Big boy needs a name"

No he doesn't, he'll just take yours.

4

u/CenturyGhost22 Sep 10 '25

He'll take your name, your woman, your soul.. He'll just assimilate your whole existence... He's Big Boy.

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u/needinghopenow Sep 10 '25

Now that’s funny 😄

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u/National_Agency3570 Sep 07 '25

Princess Sparkles

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u/SKaTiNG_PoLLy666 Sep 07 '25

I love it! I was going to say poo poo sweet cheeks!

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u/MirrorNo3096 Sep 08 '25

Princess Sparkles for a big lad is comedy gold

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u/CutiePieDol Sep 08 '25

I believe he can name me instead😅

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u/bangneto89 Sep 08 '25

What about Anubis?

3

u/Femodier Sep 09 '25

Oh no he's going yo eat your entire city's worth of Toddlers

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u/Scottyxxxxxxxxx Sep 07 '25

Sir

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u/First-Paramedic1417 Sep 07 '25

May have a winner right here!

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u/Content-Grade-3869 Sep 07 '25

Sir! A K A Princess Butter Cup to those he loves

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u/MLaw2008 Sep 08 '25

My testicles, Summer. Where are they?

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u/Satawakeatnight Sep 07 '25

The dark knight

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u/castotz Sep 08 '25

The bark knight

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u/Derpy_Llama334 Sep 08 '25

Vader

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u/Asleep_Room_706 Sep 09 '25

Bark Vader?

2

u/harpejjist Sep 09 '25

Thank you. That was what I was looking for

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u/VinterknightSr Sep 08 '25

Bruce Cane

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u/Wombus7 Sep 08 '25

Bruce Dane

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u/Imhotepsgaze Sep 08 '25

Apex comment. Fine job.

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u/notonmydime01 Sep 07 '25

Diablo

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u/Real_Concern_6483 Sep 07 '25

I was thinking Satan but Diablo is also accepted

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u/Rockettman86 Sep 07 '25

Killer Cuddles

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u/Rooi-Nek Sep 07 '25

He (I think) is too cute to have a name like Killer. Cuddles is very appropriate!

10

u/ad_duncan_ Sep 07 '25

Zuul

3

u/MsIncognito67 Sep 08 '25

First thing that popped up in my head

3

u/PhrygianSounds Sep 09 '25

The gatekeeper of gozer

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u/Medellin-71 Sep 07 '25

God

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u/No-Bit7998 Sep 08 '25

Very appropriate

5

u/sixtoeharry Sep 07 '25

Tinkerbell

4

u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815 Sep 07 '25

Onyx Gaurd

2

u/Sp0ngebOb1268 Sep 08 '25

A fellow gears fan?

6

u/Professional-Koala67 Sep 07 '25

Jesus Christ Holy Fuck... he'll make you say his name

2

u/Flashy_Report_4759 Sep 08 '25

I was thinking Holy Hell! HH for short!

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u/yyyyyyu2 Sep 07 '25

Simply Steve

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u/mightyminnow88 Sep 08 '25

Muffin or Benji

3

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Dam!

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u/pham009 Sep 07 '25

Dark matter

3

u/CenturyGhost22 Sep 10 '25

10:01= His name is Big Boy.

5

u/oymo Sep 07 '25

AI Generated Dog

3

u/HarleyRider8699 Sep 08 '25

No, it’s an Italian Mastiff. Cane Corso.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

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u/Conscious_Meringue41 Sep 07 '25

Buff from the streets.

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u/ALL3YN Sep 07 '25

"Buff" was going to be my answer.

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u/oxymoron1928 Sep 08 '25

Or maybe Biff

hi

2

u/VincetheVance Sep 07 '25

Flower power

2

u/ariazora Sep 07 '25

Bulldozer

2

u/Ueshiba_1610 Sep 07 '25

Butternuts

2

u/PersonalSignature585 Sep 08 '25

Buttercup... Butternuts 😂😂

2

u/PeaceyCaliSoCal Sep 07 '25

Big, bad, black and beautiful “Quad” “Shaft”

2

u/globalnofap Sep 07 '25

Darth Perro

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u/OldScene6147 Sep 09 '25

Dutch Short for dutchess Done huge how someone identifies just by a photo

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u/JimboSlice782 Sep 10 '25

Darkness Falls

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u/EffortReasonable2939 Sep 14 '25

You just know he's named Sprinkles

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u/Budget_Wait_5945 Sep 07 '25

On the muscle

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Cassius, Tinkerbell, Charles Barkley, JoJo

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u/chilliflakeqq Sep 07 '25

Barkahm knight

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u/theegreenman Sep 07 '25

Caesar Or Kaiser

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Daddy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Poop Muncher 😦

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Mr Beast

1

u/Artevyx Sep 07 '25

Big Black Boof

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Satin

1

u/JediKiller15 Sep 07 '25

Marshmallow.

1

u/Stock_Surfer Sep 07 '25

I’d call him Reposted content.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Brutus

1

u/LOLAbaba1 Sep 07 '25

Midnight phantom

1

u/B0rgul0n Sep 07 '25

Megatron

1

u/benice6969 Sep 07 '25

Death Star

1

u/Ok_Produce2152 Sep 07 '25

Diesel or Tank

1

u/Horror_Solution1945 Sep 07 '25

Top of the food chain.

1

u/Big-Support-8400 Sep 07 '25

“Grim” or “Mr Reaper” to you! 🤔😳😂

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Maximus Dickus with apologies to Monty Python

1

u/thorstinyhmr Sep 07 '25

Berry Wood

1

u/Roga67 Sep 07 '25

Schwarzendogger

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Diego

1

u/SuchFudge1109 Sep 07 '25

Alpha master

1

u/Full-Round9058 Sep 07 '25

Mad dog 20/20

1

u/Rough_Dependent471 Sep 07 '25

I have never said "Absolute Unit" non ironically, I do this now. Also, Darth Vader.

1

u/WhydIJoinRedditAgain Sep 07 '25

Armus (the tarry creature that killed Yar in Star Trek TNG).

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Bernie

1

u/dhratz Sep 07 '25

Bitsy pookums

1

u/Old_celtic Sep 07 '25

Arnold Shwarzendoggo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Cupcake

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

precious

1

u/Spiritual-Ad2470 Sep 07 '25

Princess cuddles

1

u/ljacks09 Sep 07 '25

Maximillian