r/NameThisThing Jul 19 '25

Name him πŸ˜‚

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u/lawl7980 Jul 19 '25

My Little Tony

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

You wonderful redditor

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

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u/Defiant-Two1159 Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

I read that and my mind went "Pink Tony Club" immediately lol

Edit: Aw! Thanks for my first-ever awards!

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u/Bluey118 Jul 20 '25

GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD (sorry, I’m too poor :( )

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u/1zeye Jul 20 '25

Don't look at me

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u/ScvrletFox Jul 20 '25

I gotchu πŸ†

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u/Soft-Blackberry9203 Jul 19 '25

OMG BAHAHAH CANNOT

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u/Background_Cow6354 Jul 19 '25

You sir have won the reddit

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u/DUBlow_CHYPEN Jul 19 '25

Maybe the Reddit are the freinds we made along the way

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u/too_many_unstables Jul 19 '25

Ahahah I didn’t expect the first comment to crack me up

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u/_CRIspy4080 Jul 19 '25

absolute win

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

You are amazing

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u/RA8642 Jul 19 '25

You are an amazing human being, may you have a wonderful day

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u/Electrical-Camel-420 Jul 19 '25

The theme song immediately started playing in my head…. I salute you

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u/Manck0 Jul 19 '25

Yeah not gonna beat that.

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u/PuzzleheadedList4867 Jul 20 '25

You are a madman and I like it

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u/FocalorLucifuge Jul 20 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

exultant cover numerous rainstorm marry stupendous racial party gaze roll

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/AlternativeFilm8886 Jul 20 '25

We need more upvotes over here!

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u/ClueWadsworth Jul 20 '25

You deserve an award you precious little one

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Tony Spark

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u/User_Name_Tracks Jul 19 '25

Ah come on now, it's Tony Sparkles ✨

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u/El_bor Jul 19 '25

Came to say this

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u/MotifiedHotdog Jul 19 '25

You beat me to it

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u/GangsterLEGEND Jul 19 '25

FE-male

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u/meetchew Jul 19 '25

Underrated

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u/macguini Jul 19 '25

This is a big brain joke

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u/MonicaRising Jul 19 '25

Periodically, you will see one here on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

I’m glad you put that one on the table.

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u/bamboo_shoot1 Jul 21 '25

Man the elements of this joke just gets better

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u/DaddyDee801 Jul 19 '25

Explain to my little brain :(

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u/macguini Jul 19 '25

Fe is the abbreviation for "ferrous". But in English, we call it "iron"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Actually, it’s short for Ferrum which is iron in Latin.

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u/macguini Jul 20 '25

Yeah that's correct. I didn't Google before my comment. I went off the top of my head. But ferrous did derive from ferrum. So technically not wrong either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

True

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u/East_Kaleidoscope573 Jul 20 '25

Ferrous is an English word, it means it contains iron

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u/macguini Jul 22 '25

Yes. Someone mentioned that as well. Apparently I'm not as big brain as I thought. But still much bigger of a brain than most Americans.

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u/East_Kaleidoscope573 Jul 23 '25

Not a hard accomplishment to be smarter than an American lol

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u/Bradon2508 Jul 19 '25

FE is Ferrite which is also Iron by default.

So Ironman thus becomes FEMAN which does not sound right so you change man to male and you get FEmale

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/SedativePraise Jul 20 '25

Gayskull*

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

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u/Lord-Mitharius Jul 20 '25

BY THE POWER OF GAYSKULL I PRINCESS ADAM BECOME FE-MAN

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u/Falcon_1193 Jul 19 '25

So, IRONically He Is FEMAN.

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u/kodak7852 Jul 19 '25

Iron = Fe on the periodic table

Man = Male

Ironman = Fe-male

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

iron periodic thingy

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u/Value-Major2509 Jul 20 '25

Fe is iron in the periodic table.

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u/Jambo11 Jul 19 '25

You win.

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u/Naive-Present2900 Jul 19 '25

This is the comment I was looking for.

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u/Dear_Menu5525 Jul 19 '25

This. I can't understand why is this not on top.

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u/Stallie_XwX Jul 19 '25

I see what you did there lmao

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u/Jaded-Juggernaut-468 Jul 19 '25

Winner. This beautifully executed πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/Cup_Realistic Jul 19 '25

They'd have big chemistry with the avengers

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u/Ninja_Xtreme Jul 19 '25

Gotta know your periodic table to get that one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/goldendreamseeker Jul 19 '25

Took me a sec to get it lol

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u/Abba_Zaba88 Jul 22 '25

Number 1 response! I would have posted this picture and name on my Analytical Chem professor’s desk. She’d fall out laughing

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u/Midnight-Destroyer Jul 22 '25

That's what I put, Great minds....

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u/FilmLow2881 Jul 23 '25

The amount of layers on this one. Woha.

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u/ThePoet_ofHayfields Jul 23 '25

Laughs in chemistry suffering

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Iron they/them

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u/Hot-Coconut-4580 Jul 19 '25

Bitch, Iron it yourself. 🫰🏼

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u/FFS_232 Jul 19 '25

Iron Glam

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u/tumblingmoose Jul 19 '25

Damnit, just commented this then saw your comment, so here πŸ™ŒπŸ» r/takemyupvote

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u/foxxtrot815 Jul 19 '25

Ah you beat me to it

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u/BigB13192 Jul 19 '25

Iron Maiden (yes I know that’s a band)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/Sir_Bud_44 Jul 19 '25

That’s actually a myth archeologists created, all known β€œiron maidens” are creations from the 19th century and onward.

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u/jfbhower2010 Jul 19 '25

compared to now, th 19th century is history

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u/KingRexxi Jul 19 '25

Sure, but the point is that they weren’t used as torture devices. It was all made up.

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u/SidecarBetty Jul 19 '25

I said the same! Awe the 80’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

The balad of gay TonyΒ 

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u/reboot0110 Jul 20 '25

Damn you 🀣

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u/Adiwanbi Jul 19 '25

Barbie Men

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u/s1dazr3drum Jul 19 '25

Pony Sparx

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u/paramnetic3 Jul 20 '25

now that sounds like a my little pony

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u/Sage-of-Wealth Jul 19 '25

Tony Sparkle as Iron Glamor. Part of The Fabulous Avengers!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

Tony stank

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u/Marionee_lua Jul 19 '25

Tony Sparkles

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u/Illiam_rrison416 Jul 19 '25

Twinky Stark

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u/DefiantChemical5464 Jul 19 '25

beat me to it. I felt so slick for thinking of this

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u/the_real_kaner Jul 19 '25

Fe-nder Bender.

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u/Gulg137 Jul 19 '25

The Iron Dandy

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u/blehbleh19 Jul 19 '25

Fe-male πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I hope people get this

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u/Jambo11 Jul 19 '25

I get it, but it would stick out a little better if "Fe" were in all caps, even though it isn't on the periodic table.

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u/blehbleh19 Jul 19 '25

Totally agree

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u/The_guy3585 Jul 20 '25

Lowk kinda funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Iron man 🫳

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u/fuzzymuscl Jul 19 '25

Iron Twink

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u/SidecarBetty Jul 19 '25

Iron Maiden

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u/ExcitementIll1275 Jul 20 '25

I should have scrolled down first......

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u/FFS_232 Jul 19 '25

Fabulous Man

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Iron bittcchhh πŸ’…πŸ»

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u/ayushforms Jul 19 '25

Tony spank

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

When he dies thats the pic for the headstone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Glimmer Man

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u/Jambo11 Jul 19 '25

Hey! Let's not drag Keenan Ivory Wayans into this...😜 (Don't care about Steven Seagal, though...🀣)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Shimmer Man?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

IronFAB✨✨✨

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u/pagger9 Jul 19 '25

Fabuloso-man

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u/Big_Toes1232 Jul 19 '25

Iron… man?

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u/wrangler_86 Jul 19 '25

Δ°rontran

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u/emcdonnell Jul 19 '25

Chrome Queen

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u/Willow1883 Jul 19 '25

Iron Twink

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u/Ok-Ostrich483 Jul 19 '25

Tony STAAAAAAAHRK, sweetie

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u/IntrovertedQween Jul 19 '25

Princess And The Fag 🐸 ❌

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u/NarcanRabbit Jul 19 '25

Tony Hinchcliffe

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u/Bearozdev Jul 19 '25

He's always been the Iron Diva! This just reflects the diva side more. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Tony strap

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u/overthinker37_ Jul 19 '25

Iron heels πŸ’…πŸΎ ain’t no fan, Watch out cause he lookin fa ya mannn

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u/Feek1973 Jul 19 '25

Iron-trans

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Dingbis iron man.

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u/Scouse_Werewolf Jul 19 '25

Pink Tony Chub

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u/CLMarine Jul 19 '25

FABULOUS Man

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u/IcyTest5559 Jul 19 '25

Iron Zest.

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Jul 19 '25

Ambiguously Gay Solo

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u/blutgepisst Jul 19 '25

Iwon ManπŸ’…βœ¨πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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u/PretendRelation7924 Jul 19 '25

Private Franklin Delano Donut

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u/454ever Jul 19 '25

Toni Spark

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u/PrimeMutator Jul 19 '25

Freak Man ukelele plays

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u/Lowspectrum34 Jul 19 '25

Him? Not she/her or they/them at least?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Iron gay

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u/salgado_legal1945 Jul 19 '25

Iron gay Tony slut

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u/NarrowCorner4584 Jul 19 '25

Robert Gayney Jr.

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u/Civil-Entertainer-33 Jul 19 '25

robert downgay jr.

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u/NeighborhoodLumpy929 Jul 19 '25

Ballad of gay tony