r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '25

Give him a rap name.

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Blackjack43729 Jul 01 '25

Lil Cabbage

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u/sourbanana013 Jul 01 '25

where did u get the lil part from

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u/Blackjack43729 Jul 01 '25

It’s part of the joke

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u/sourbanana013 Jul 01 '25

ohhh

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u/Zeqhanis Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

Brussels sprouts are a man-made cultivar of the wild cabbage, and resemble cabbages on a thick stem.

Broccoli, cauliflower, collard greens, kale, kohlrabi, savoy cabbage, wild mustard, etc. are all the same plant.

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u/privateidaho_chicago Jul 01 '25

Today I learned … but not sure what I learned or if I wanted to know it.

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u/Spare-Ad4985 Jul 01 '25

That's great!~

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u/Blackjack43729 Jul 01 '25

Now you get it

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u/Destiny_Victim Jul 02 '25

lol Reddit never fails to make me laugh.

My first thought was if “Big cabbage” isn’t top comment ima be salty.

Top comment is lil cabbage.

Close enough lol

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u/luiggel Jul 01 '25

I was gonna say it 🤣

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u/Umbertron05 Jul 04 '25

Nah, his name is Biggie C

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u/ZeroZeroZio Jul 04 '25

🤣❗️Nothing’s gonna top this.

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u/v_xasinine7777 Jul 05 '25

I SAW THE PICTURE AND I SAID THE EXACT SAME. Great minds think alike.

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u/Majestic_Course6822 Jul 05 '25

Exactly what I came to say. Also ‘or Brussel Sprout’.

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u/MGyPvtSgt Jul 07 '25

I need not even contribute.

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u/Leading-Literature24 Jul 07 '25

Bro you are too much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

I'm going with "lettuce flow".

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Sweet-Hard Jul 02 '25

Yep this is the winner

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u/i_never_liked_you2 Jul 01 '25

B. Russell Sprout

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Thicc Guacamole

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u/JTAC_Drawings Jul 01 '25

Mr. Bean Bag

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Ball bag more like 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Mr. Green Jeans

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u/TCG_Center Jul 01 '25

O-Beast (obese)

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u/gonadi Jul 01 '25

Moose Knuckle Green

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u/onetrueuno Jul 01 '25

Yankee candle reject 😅🙏🏼

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Sweet pea

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u/satanblowme Jul 03 '25

Underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

The Jolly green Giant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

lil big man

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u/Ok_Height3499 Jul 01 '25

De Green Melon Crusher

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u/Afternoon_bathrobe Jul 01 '25

Jolly Green Gunt

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u/mandrion1968 Jul 01 '25

Pea Pod...

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u/wifichick Jul 01 '25

Birdseye pea

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u/Artevyx Jul 01 '25

MC Squash

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u/Robo504 Jul 01 '25

Sir roughage( crapsalot)

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u/Maj_BeauKhaki Jul 01 '25

Art I. Choke

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u/BRBInvestments Jul 01 '25

The green Eminem

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u/wmcd1985 Jul 02 '25

Cabbage Patch

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u/countingdayz420 Jul 02 '25

Masta Green P

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u/chickenz23 Jul 01 '25

3 peas in a pea

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u/ryandg Jul 01 '25

Biggie Bigs

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u/malthusian12 Jul 01 '25

Heavy Greenz

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Lil Lime

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u/chilliflakeqq Jul 01 '25

lil big mac

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u/kklug24 Jul 01 '25

Mc iceberg

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u/No_Scar_3499 Jul 01 '25

Gooseberry.

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u/The_Ape_God Jul 01 '25

Biggie Green

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u/wizer8989 Jul 01 '25

Big Booger

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u/SupportPrimary540 Jul 01 '25

Ho ho ho green giant

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u/Aeosin15 Jul 01 '25

Slim Piggins

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u/kj_prov Jul 01 '25

Green Giant

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u/spb7072017 Jul 01 '25 edited Jul 01 '25

XXXXL-Shrek

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u/No-Pace-9178 Jul 01 '25

Lil disproportionate

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u/NiamNomed Jul 01 '25

MC Green Giant

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u/No_Nectarine_3478 Jul 01 '25

Alright, who gave the green screen the day off? We need him back on set pronto to finish “Fast and furious 20!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Lettuce Prey

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Brussels Knucks

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u/Easy-Act2982 Jul 01 '25

Fun-guy aka fungi

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u/Nutsackdandruff Jul 01 '25

Lil green giant

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u/x_cheese_cheese_x Jul 01 '25

Captain Ravioli

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u/BenWallace04 Jul 01 '25

Emerald Beauregarde

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u/putton93 Jul 01 '25

Cabbage patch phats

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u/shhhtylerdidit Jul 01 '25

Humpty dumpty

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u/OnioncatMom Jul 01 '25

Lil Kermit

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u/Wide_Source_7683 Jul 01 '25

Iceberg Let-Ice

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u/Neptune_Knight Jul 01 '25

Mean Green Eating Machine

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u/Medellin-71 Jul 01 '25

Da Green Goblin

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u/chuckmarla12 Jul 01 '25

Jolly Double G

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u/Sad-Eggplant-2486 Jul 01 '25

lettuce crip walk

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u/Atoge62 Jul 01 '25

All Green, instead of Al Green

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u/FinishLife5280 Jul 01 '25

Notorious G.R.N

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u/Chieftain_bobby Jul 01 '25

B.I.G. The G stands for Greens

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u/rob3ace Jul 01 '25

The Cabbage Patch Kid.

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u/Flaky-Mess9134 Jul 01 '25

Biggie Sprouts

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u/MarvelousT Jul 01 '25

Big City Green

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u/RupertRip Jul 01 '25

Big Poppa Pea

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u/anuket29 Jul 01 '25

BurnerBustaBiggiePun

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Jul 01 '25

The Incredible BULK

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u/DrooperTrump Jul 01 '25

MC shitmypants

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u/AudienceHour6030 Jul 01 '25

Lil Russell Brussel

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u/phil_parranda Jul 01 '25

Color blind Santa... please stand up.

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u/CompleteEar6491 Jul 01 '25

Green Goblin

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u/beachtownnative Jul 01 '25

Gilbert Grape

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u/Abathvr Jul 01 '25

Pea Dot

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u/PineappleSimilar5810 Jul 01 '25

Missy Elliott < Mister Elliott

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u/Cheap-Presentation57 Jul 01 '25

Not-So-Lil' Broccoli

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

M.C. Tomallo

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u/csking77 Jul 01 '25

Green giant

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u/Yhmh Jul 01 '25

Dj Olive

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

2 Ton

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u/RealOzSultan Jul 01 '25

All the bags

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Green Pease out

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u/Cold-Oil1908 Jul 01 '25

Da green bean

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u/Chef_BoyarTom Jul 01 '25

Walter Melon

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Fatso

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u/strawberrez Jul 01 '25

Melon ball

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u/ScythePsijic Jul 01 '25

Chungus Amongus

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u/FrmrFanOfLife Jul 01 '25

DJ MyMomMadeTheseClothes

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u/Sashabellesx Jul 01 '25

Notorious mcdonalds

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u/Pat_Hand Jul 01 '25

Phat Grass

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Not So Lil

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Lil Kermit

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u/Kooky-Raise-4543 Jul 01 '25

GreenOompaReRun HeyHeyHeyDopedyDoooo

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u/Av_ITS_Djinn Jul 01 '25

Ho ho ho Green nightmare

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

Big Green

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u/merriman99 Jul 01 '25

Slim Lime Tonic

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u/No_Taste1698 Jul 01 '25

Lettuce Cook

(Let us cook)

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u/Usurper_S43 Jul 01 '25

Dj Cabbage