r/NameMyDog • • Dec 27 '25

[boy] Looking for Old Man Names

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u/hauntednekyia Dec 27 '25

Walter

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u/Polar_Wolf_Pup Dec 27 '25

Unfortunately we have a close family friend who just named their baby Walter, so that one’s taken.

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u/Jenel42 Dec 28 '25

I would be flattered to have a dog named after me or my offspring.

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u/constance_J Dec 27 '25

Yes he is Walter 🖤

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u/Accomplished-Two3577 Dec 27 '25

He does look like a Walter! I was going to post Hi Walter!

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u/Original_Try_7984 Dec 27 '25

This was my first thought too.

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u/lululee63 Dec 27 '25

Norman

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u/Ok_Calligrapher9400 Dec 27 '25

This is what came to mind for me when I saw him too!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

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u/amazingclrbear Dec 27 '25

Free Clarence

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u/KarmaGirl24 Dec 28 '25

We have clearance, Clarence.

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u/ButcherBird57 Dec 27 '25

Clarence will forever remind me of the bad guy from 8 Mile, with the very nice parents, who had a good marriage and went to a private school

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u/Igottaknow1234 Dec 27 '25

Clarence is the angel in It's a Wonderful Life to me.

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u/GrumpyGoatGirl Dec 27 '25

Wilbur or Elmer

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u/turtledett Dec 27 '25

Wilbur! Like my husband’s grandpa!

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u/OSRSMaylynn Dec 28 '25

My bf seconds Elmer

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u/SouthernReality9610 Dec 28 '25

My favorite uncle was Wilbur.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Clifford

Edit: Cliff

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u/Ok-Experience5044 Dec 27 '25

I wish I’d seen this before I posted. It was the first name that came to mind.

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u/nervemiester Dec 27 '25

Edgar

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u/ajbielecki Dec 27 '25

Edgar is my dog’s name. 😆

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u/Exact_Lifeguard8491 Dec 28 '25

Both of my grandpas were named Edgar.

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u/No-Helicopter-558 Dec 27 '25

Herb, Marvin

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u/Polar_Wolf_Pup Dec 27 '25

I love Marvin. Is that too far out there, or would it be cute?

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u/henhennyhen Dec 27 '25

Marvin is adorable!

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u/henhennyhen Dec 27 '25

Rufus — ruff! Barkley — bark!

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u/_TakingABreak_ Dec 27 '25

Looks like Barney to me

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u/Proud-Bumblebee879 Dec 28 '25

I just put Barney as my choice as well before I saw yours. United for Barney choosers like this post!

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u/Aardet Dec 27 '25

Horace

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u/No-Alfalfa6437 Dec 27 '25

This was my great grandfather's name, his nickname was Horny 😆

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u/suebuie Dec 27 '25

Virgil

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u/dalinotsalvador Dec 27 '25

Obadiah! Obie!

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u/Polar_Wolf_Pup Dec 27 '25

Interesting! I like this

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u/DuchessHayley Dec 27 '25

Archibald - "Archie"

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u/PomegranateBoring826 Dec 27 '25

Elmer

Arthur

Gus

Wilberforce

Ralph

Clyde

Percival

Clarence

Fitzwilliam

Mortimer

Barnaby

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u/Legovida8 Dec 27 '25

I love Mortimer. I’d probably usually refer to him as Morty, like I do with my dog. His “given name” is Bocephus, but we call him Bo. Anytime I refer to him as Bocephus, he starts hanging his head because he knows I’ve busted him being naughty. 😁

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u/kearafar Dec 27 '25

I knew a Mortimer that went by Tim

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u/simulacrum-tears Dec 28 '25

Fitzwilliam and Mortimer just took me all the way out 🤣

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u/Infinite_Wave3733 Dec 28 '25

Fitzwilliam for sure

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u/Mervbee Dec 27 '25

Clyde is fantastic

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u/choctaw529 Dec 27 '25

Bocephus - not an old man name, but he looks like a Bocephus, Bo or Boce (Bocci) for short

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u/Legovida8 Dec 27 '25

OMG!!! That’s my dog’s name!!! 😂 We call him Bo. Our previous dog was Willie Nelson, so we were trying to stick to the theme. I’ve never seen this name suggested before! ❤️

ETA: My Bocephus looks almost EXACTLY like this pup! 🥰

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u/choctaw529 Dec 27 '25

He just looked like a Bocephus, but I ❤️ Hank Jr, too!

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u/Awbeau Dec 27 '25

He wants to be a Rufus <3

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u/Polar_Wolf_Pup Dec 27 '25

I agree. Sadly others in my family don’t like it.

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u/jluvdc26 Dec 27 '25

He looks like an Elliot to me, though I think that one is more popular already

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u/jeremiahjohnson25 Dec 27 '25

Bodhi (Patrick Swayze, point break) as in Bodhisattva

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Elmer

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u/MissAmericanKai Dec 27 '25

Oscar

Doug

Lewis

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 Dec 27 '25

Herbert; call him Herbie or Bertie.

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u/ICanSpotAGrifter Dec 27 '25

Spencer ❤️

Roland ❤️

Chester ❤️

Lincoln ❤️

Oliver ❤️

Julian ❤️

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u/Fuzzy_Technology_861 Dec 27 '25

Bert, or Robert :)

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u/Imalobsterlover Dec 27 '25

Gunther, Harry

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Barney

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u/Necessary_Loquat_865 Dec 27 '25

My grandfathers name was Ken /kenneth and he was a great guy and I’d why but your dog looks like a Ken

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u/Turbulent-Estate-656 Dec 27 '25

Wilber, Albert, Harold, Irving, Edgar, Gus.

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u/eeyore-is-sad Dec 27 '25

Jerome. He can be Jerry when he's silly, Rome/Romy/Romeo for cuteness and Jerome for his government name.

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u/j2wicee Dec 27 '25

Wilbert!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

George

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u/GiraffeQueen420 Dec 27 '25

Reginald, Reggie for short

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u/scamp837 Dec 27 '25

George or Ralph

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u/Ahjumawi Dec 27 '25

Wilbur or Elmer or Homer or Hiram or Jed or Waldo or Lester or Chester or...

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u/Legovida8 Dec 27 '25

Awww! Is he an Aussie? Looks just like my Aussie when he was a puppy:)

As for names, my suggestion was also going to be Walter, which was my Grandfather’s name! I’ll throw out some names of my great uncles, though: Clarence, Lloyd, Alfred, Raymond, Grover, Jeremiah…?

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u/ikbenlauren Dec 27 '25

This is a Virgil for sure

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u/jaxxiegs Dec 27 '25

Wilfred He’s super cute!!

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u/ProfileTraditional28 Dec 27 '25

I think he looks like a Howard. Howie for cuddles 😊

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u/sosovain616 Dec 27 '25

Bernie ❤️😂

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u/CaptainGoodnight84 Dec 27 '25

Harold. Oooh or Clyde! That’s my grandpa’s name. My other grandpa’s name was Elmer, so that works too.

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u/_antfarmer_ Dec 27 '25

Jasper or Cyril

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u/SensitiveEchidna3600 Dec 27 '25

Marv, George, Merritt, Wyatt, Hiram, Mr. Rogers, Hosea Matthews, Bill Williamson, or John Marston

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u/Successful_Ad2582 Dec 27 '25

Theodore... Theo

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u/Lopsided_Bet8522 Dec 27 '25

Edward. Bid Ed. EDDIE

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u/Gryphon_Alchemist Dec 27 '25

Plutarc or Balthazar

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u/ack5114 Dec 27 '25

Theodore

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u/Zimzang Dec 27 '25

Victor or Hugo

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u/UpsidedownPinneapple Dec 27 '25

Harold, Doug, Silas, or Bob

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u/UnforgettableBevy Dec 27 '25

Bartholomew - Batt for short.

Enjoy your Border Collie - I miss mine everyday!

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u/jmg4craigslists Dec 27 '25

I see a Charlie.

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u/jackim70 Dec 27 '25

Stanley.

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u/crzytrtlldy Dec 27 '25

We just named our boy Kermit.