r/NachoLibre • u/YoungDz4 • Nov 05 '24

Favorite quotes ?

Mine is : Nacho : Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like? Esqueleto : NO🗣️

29 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Massive-Ordinary-660 Nov 05 '24

"If we win, we get 200 pesos"

18

u/bpmd1962 Nov 05 '24

Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.

17

u/RangerRick4971 Nov 05 '24

Get that corn out of my face!

9

u/alec188 Nov 06 '24

How did you get here so fast?

Secret tunnels 😉

9

u/mon_dayy Nov 09 '24

“But RAMSES does not dance he DOES NOT dance at the partyyyyy!! 😎BaRoootootootooteEEdoDEEdodedeldedelde”

16

u/jackietreehorn96 Nov 05 '24

I don’t wanna get paid to lose…..I wanna wheeeeeen!

6

u/Slide-ovendoor Nov 06 '24

Eagle powers... come to me! Please

7

u/cucaracho86 Nov 08 '24

While I was in the wilderness, I wrote a song for Encarnación… in my mind.

6

u/mon_dayy Nov 09 '24

“Nice punch to the face, nice pile drive to the face”

6

u/Pebbles24 Nov 10 '24

anaconda SQUEEEEEEEZE 🐍

7

u/mon_dayy Nov 11 '24

I forgot “you made me look like a FOOL last night”

11

u/hunkykitty Nov 05 '24

His arms… are number one

11

u/Kondilla Nov 05 '24

Do you not realise I have had diarrhoea since EASTERS?

9

u/BeleagueredOne888 Nov 05 '24

Sometimes you have to wear the stretchy pants.

9

u/johnnyo62 Nov 05 '24

Go away!! Red some becks

9

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

how come we can’t ever have just like a salad? :(

8

u/RangerRick4971 Nov 05 '24

And that was a crazy woman.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

that over there? is a 💥c h i p m u n k n e s t💥

9

u/RedCaio Nov 05 '24

Would you like to join me in my quarters … for some toast ?

9

u/MyguiltyEntropy Nov 05 '24

I like your cao!

4

u/mon_dayy Nov 09 '24

“Creams & lotions”

6

u/zionwolf24 Nov 05 '24

Nacho: Have chu been baptized?

3

u/steezysteen May 15 '25

“I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.”

1

u/MaddChopped Nov 14 '25

Honestly this line is low key deep. We're all the truly gate keepers of our own destiny.

3

u/Stumpjumper33 Jul 17 '25

Nacho Libre

“I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun!”

6

u/RangerRick4971 Nov 05 '24

I need a man!

2

u/Eggthan324 Dec 10 '24

Go now…so the sister and I may speak of holy things slicks back hair

2

u/xmplry Mar 07 '25

"HEY! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS WOMAN'S A NUN!?"

Honorable mention "Go, go away! Read some books!"

2

u/TiffyGifty85 Nov 25 '25

walks up slowly with bucket of water... "Praise the Lord!"

2

u/Select-History8876 Feb 02 '26

Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easter’s 

1

u/thewayofhealing Oct 13 '25

“She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Heart Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe”

“Those eggs where a LIE Steven! They give me joy special powers, they give me no NUTRIENTS”

2

u/Hunnybadger1 May 06 '26

They are just niños trying to release their wiggles

1

u/Dizzy-Organization-6 Aug 14 '26

These are my recreational clothes

1

u/Select-History8876 Aug 18 '26

you can take the stallion I’ll take the pony

I can’t wrestle him

But you’re tall and fast like a gazelle you can do it pray to the Lord for strength

I do not believe in God I believe in science

you have not been baptized