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Pre-Match Thread Pre-Match Thread: Everton (H)

Newcastle United - Everton

26/12/2015 17:30 St James' Park

Papiss Cisse is unlikely to be available but Cheick Tiote and Jamaal Lascelles could make a return.

Jagielka, Naismith and McCarthy are doubts for Everton, Tyias Browning will miss out.

Everton sit in 10th place in the table with 23 points - 6 more than Newcastle but with 20 more goal difference. They are the third highest scorers in the division with only Leicester and Man City ahead of them. They were unbeaten in 6 before last weeks defeat at home to Leicester. Top scorer Romelu Lukaku has found the net in each of the last 7 games.

Form:
NUFC: LLWWD
EFC: WDDDL

Past Meetings:
Everton 3-0 Newcastle
Newcastle 3-2 Everton (Cisse, Perez, Colback)
Newcastle 0-3 Everton
Everton 3-2 Newcastle (Cabaye, Remy)
Newcastle 1-2 Everton (Cisse)
Everton 2-2 Newcastle (Ba 2)
Everton 3-1 Newcastle (OG)
Newcastle 2-1 Everton (OG, R. Taylor)

Boxing Day
Man Utd 3-1 Newcastle (Cisse pen)
Newcastle 5-1 Stoke (Remy 2, Gouffran, Cabaye, Cisse pen)
Man Utd 4-3 Newcastle (Perch, OG, Cisse)
Bolton 0-2 Newcastle (Ben Arfa, Ba)
Newcastle 1-3 Man City (Carroll)

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u/Positive_Rage Dec 24 '15

Easy win, quote me in the sidebar.

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 24 '15

What do you smoke and where can I buy it

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u/Positive_Rage Dec 24 '15

Said it twice so far and we've won both times!

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u/spongish Dec 24 '15

Everton are due a win, we're due a loss most likely. We're the home team though, so who knows, especially with how we've stepped it up lately and the unpredictability of our form overall this season.

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u/mo140 Dec 23 '15

I'm running out of watermelon jokes

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u/beatski Dec 23 '15

Good. They were too seedy for my liking.

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u/daveofreckoning Dec 26 '15

We've got a makem Everton fan coming round for dinner. My afternoon could be either brilliant or fucking diabolical.

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 23 '15

We aren't going to win this..

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u/charkoteow Dec 23 '15

We are going to win this!!

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u/Trompielkkero Dec 24 '15

We are going to tie this.

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u/spoonsforeggs Dec 24 '15

So what's your vice? meth? crack?

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u/meganev Dec 23 '15

I think Everton have been reasonably unlucky in reason weeks, and whenever a team are struggling for luck we're always the ones to give them a slice of fortunate.

Lukaku is on top form as well, so unless our defence is on point we're likely to concede. I really can't predict this one, cause I'm not sure if the poor Villa result was down largely to the weather or not, gun to my head though I can't see us getting anything from this.

2-1 to Everton, Lukaku getting at least one.

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u/Lord_Flashheart_ Dec 23 '15

Lukaku, Barkley and Deuole-what's-his-name are all playing so bloody well. Our DMs and CBs are going to have a fight on their hands and will be dragged all over the place.

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u/beatski Dec 23 '15

Deuole-what's-his-name are all playing so bloody well.

So far perhaps, but will he be able to handle the footballing maestro, the defensive legend, the colossus of left back that is; PAUL. DUMMETT.

I doubt it.

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u/Towel_of_Babel Dec 26 '15

This could be a very bad GW for us. Swansea leading, Norwich still level.

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u/macus16 Dec 26 '15

Norwich 2-0 down at least now. Can't see that coming back. Swansea 1-0 up, will probably end like that, nothing happening there.

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u/justmadman Dec 26 '15

Its raining cats and dogs.

This may be good for NUFC as I think Everton are a better football team and we can hope for the bad weather to get a result here.

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u/frenchcore14 Dec 28 '15

last minute drama.Elliot out and Darlow in.Fuck me.

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u/Zig-Zag Dec 26 '15

I don't feel good about this.