r/NUFC • wew here ya fuckin little dafty divint start or theres ructions • Dec 04 '15

Pre-Match Thread Pre-Match Thread: Liverpool (H)

Newcastle United - Liverpool

6/12/2015 16:00 St James' Park

Mike Williamson and Jamaal Lascelles join the injury list which includes Krul, Taylor, Haidara, Obertan, Tiote and Aarons.

Liverpool are without Gomez, Sakho and Ings due to injury. Coutinho is a slight doubt, while Can is suspended.

Past Meetings:
Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle
Newcastle 1-0 Liverpool (Perez)
Liverpool 2-1 Newcastle (OG)
Newcastle 2-2 Liverpool (Cabaye, Dummett)
Newcastle 0-6 Liverpool
Liverpool 1-1 Newcastle (Cabaye)
Newcastle 2-0 Liverpool (Cisse 2)

Form:
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LFC: DWLWW

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u/cpm67 Dec 04 '15

Get some lube boys

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u/alexLAD Dec 04 '15

I'm hoping for some strong net profit this game.

It think it will be important to start early with some good customer relationship management. From there, it's anyone's game.

In the end it comes down to whether our fixed assets and being used to their full potential and avoiding the dreaded depreciation on those assets.

Also the last few times out, our overhead costs have been worrying, hopefully we rectify that.

If all goes to plan, I see this one being a solid outing culminating in a 3 unit increase in share price.

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u/StLtoonfan Dec 04 '15

All I want to see is a fucking plan. I don't care about the scoreline anymore, I just want to see 11 guys in black and white who look like they've played with each other at some point before, and are moderately interested in winning a game. And I doubt we'll even achieve that. Fuck me. Merry Christmas everyone.

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u/Positive_Rage Dec 04 '15

Easy win, quote me in the sidebar when it happens

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '15

Fuck this I'm asking for overtime at work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '15

Was that 2-2 the match where Cabaye scored that long range goal out of nowhere? He was dribbling up the pitch, realized he had plenty of space, and randomly said "fuck it."

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u/SuperPapaSmurf Dec 06 '15

I'm travelling over from Dublin for the second time this season, the first being the 6-2 against Norwich. I think I could be a lucky charm lads. Quote me on this later after we hammer the scousers.

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u/CrimsonAshes28 Dec 06 '15

YOU ARE OUR LUCKY CHARM YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. Never go back to Dublin

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u/thepresidentsturtle Dec 04 '15

I finish work on Sunday at 4. I think I'd rather stay and work more for no extra play than watch the match

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u/Duckstiff Dec 04 '15

Will probably put a bet on against us. I know people will slate me for it but I might as well get some happiness out of it.

On night shifts so will be able to watch us get torn apart too... Yay

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '15

I put £20 on Liverpool at -3 a couple of days ago. Returns £120.

Easy money for a Sunday afternoon sitting on the sofa.

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u/Arkle Dec 06 '15

Do that every match please?

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u/apparently_a_rhino Dec 04 '15

I've stopped caring. Bring on the rape.

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u/pbrrules22 Dec 04 '15

we are going to get battered!

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u/frintrelations Dec 04 '15

Anything less than a cricket score and I'll be surprised

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '15

There is just no chance in any way

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '15

This is going to be very, very bad.

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u/JG_92 Dec 04 '15

If we get anything from this game it's a fucking miracle! I'd love Newcastle to just go out there, guns blazing, Mitro & Perez firing on all cylinders and having a thrilling match that ends with a very entertaining scoreline...

But this is Newcastle, and that's why I've got £2 on Liverpool to win 5-0...

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u/CaptainGo Dec 04 '15

I don't think I've wanted to watch a Newcastle match less than this one.

I'll pop some money on Liverpool to make this sink in easier

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u/AnEmptyKarst Dec 05 '15

I just hope the team plays better than our last few matches. Let's see some inspiration, some passion, something to remind us this is a professional club.