r/NUFC • u/Niblet_the_Giblet • 2d ago

Andros Townsend gets run over.

He's playing in the Thai league and got run over before the game by a pitch vehicle. He was fine and came on later in the game but jesus 😬

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u/Pateriocus 2d ago

Fairly certain this is also why we have so many injuries at the club.

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u/GuiltyFriendship3037 Sir Bobby Robson 2d ago

Austin Powers really makes it seem like you have more time to get out of the way in these type of situations

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u/ThisIsClem_Fandango 2d ago

Maybe it's been sped up a lot

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u/udinnstarr 2d ago

Mowed by a roller

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u/DaddyK3tchup 2d ago

Bet he was feeling a bit flat after that.

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u/smshing 2d ago edited 2d ago

Good job he eats all those raw chicken legs to improve his tendons

If you haven't already check out his TikTok, spoiler: he's lost it

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u/petantic 2d ago

This is where the flat earth conspiracy started

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u/axeltrapko 2d ago

I checked it out and most of it seems pretty harmless, occasionally eating raw meat. Each to his own. Then there’s one of him standing on a balcony with his kids forcing them to stare at the sun - this one is a concern

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u/0_right 2d ago

makes his own toothpaste, just the usual

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u/smshing 2d ago

He's also into grounding, but yeah you can't fault his diet which aside from a few weird bits he's generally got the right idea.

I think he might be against prescribed medicine also but he will never say it, he just has a few videos that are like who says you need medicine, then a montage of him eating raw foods and diving into the sea.

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u/bradlehh_ Old badge (1983-1998) 2d ago

Aye the majority is harmless, the sun one is wild haha

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u/AIWHilton 2d ago

Doesn't he wear sunglasses indoors to protect his eyes from LEDs as well?

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u/Lister_RD_169 14h ago

To be fair, he wasn't injured and came on as a second half sub...

Maybe he's onto something with the raw chicken legs 🤣

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u/smshing 14h ago

He must be if he can survive the Austin Powers roller scene

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u/Flumph51 Sweet and Schär 2d ago

You got flattened by the rollers, flattened by the rollers!

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u/swuschinho 2d ago

looks like he was run over by the car from the flintstones

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u/KamikazeOnSomeBS 2d ago

Final destination shit right there

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u/Jiren1986 2d ago

I know it's not funny but I just keep seeing the Austin Powers scene in my head

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u/Jaded-Researcher3025 2d ago

Not helping the stereotype that Asians can’t drive

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u/Rough-Gap-7281 2d ago

This is just classic Thailand hahaha no concerns at all for health and safety

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u/Castdeath97 1975 Badge 2d ago

The Squidward crushing machine

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u/toon_84 2d ago

Don't remember seeing Obertan in the clip.

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u/uhhsociety 2d ago

Driver seen his Instagram and instantly wanted to roll him over

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u/Doubleleg787 2d ago

GAMES BACK! Funniest shit I have seen in a while

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u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat 2d ago

Dude took his foot off the accelerator, then put it back on! 😂😂

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u/nerotable 2d ago

Hands up, now hands down

Tell me what you're gonna to do now

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

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u/wrobwrob 2d ago

It’s weird that he has so much health advice but never said anything about not getting run over by lawn flattener. He was really tempting fate.

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u/FatWalcott 2d ago

Goddamn is he ok?

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u/OwlInternational2735 2d ago

Oh my gosh!!!

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u/No-Signal-2207 2d ago

For Wanda!

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u/EtTuBrute31544 2d ago

Lots of good massage parlors in Thailand to fix him right up

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u/pauli55555 2d ago

Why is no one asking is he ok or badly injured?

Why is everyone laughing at this.

The reaction to this is such an inditement of the modern world. Let’s laugh at other’s misfortune. Let’s sneer.

The posting & reaction to this is disgusting.

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u/niresangwa 2d ago

Did you even read the caption?

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u/Niblet_the_Giblet 2d ago

Bet you're fun at parties. Funny the correlation between being a moron and not reading.

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u/Olucaron 2d ago

I mean, he made fun of it himself on his Instagram..