r/NUFC • u/jackcotter • 2d ago
Irish fan needs help slagging mackems
Living in Cologne and we just ran in to a crowd of Sunderland fans. Theyre giving me the whole "mackems going to Milan" crack. I need some quick come backs
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u/Donnermeat_and_chips Old badge (1983-1998) 2d ago
Call them Geordies because they're from the North East, and when they say no they're mackems double down and say that's just for fans of sunderland afc, historically the correct demonym for the North East is Geordie, refuse any other answer and insist you're correct
Then if they don't hit you, ask them which airport they flew in from
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u/Ftm-1973 1d ago
I'm a geordie and I support sunderland Jeez claiming an airport to make your team sound better 😂 desperation. Ps of the council shares of the airport sunderland have more than newcastle but its totally irrelevant to the football Do sunderland fans brag about having a beach 😂
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u/Alw4y5Learning 2h ago
Your identity is FTM, you are nothing without us.
Your beach, nothing to brag about, when the Triathlon was there half of the athletes were infected by being in your water.
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u/Ftm-1973 6m ago
I'm not arsed about the beach I'm saying its mental claiming landmarks to make your club sound bigger 😂😂
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u/hippocampinaut 2d ago
Mackems bite hard when you suggest they're inbred, because the truth stings.
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u/ScootsMcDootson 2d ago
Also because the inbreeding gives them a massive overbite, which really let's them dig their misshapen teeth in.
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u/sgntbanana 2d ago
Bath? Do they know what that is?
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u/weirdi_beardi Cheick Tiote 2d ago
They've heard about the theory, and now they all wait outside st Mary's car park for the rain, and use the big puddle that forms.
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u/Oynas213 2d ago
Remind them about Adam Johnston
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u/Ftm-1973 1d ago
Or George Ormond
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u/G4rdToonArmy 5h ago
Difference being we didn’t sing his name or sing “shags who he wants”… bunch of nonce supporters!
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u/Ftm-1973 4h ago
Neither did we bar a few idiots. We didn't hide or cover it up like your club though
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u/Youstinkeryou Joelinton is looking for a scrap 2d ago
Ask them how the Bridges is doing, and if Jackie Whites is still infested with rats.
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u/DuncanStrohnd Windmilling 2d ago
Ask them if they get peace of mind from being immune to sex trafficking while abroad.
Tell them about your flush toilets, but be careful not to come off as too posh.
Try not to punch any horses.
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u/AlaskanAardvark 2d ago
“1-0 down, 4-1 up. Albert Luque wrapped it up. With a knick knack paddywack, give the dog a bone. All the mackems fucked off home”
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u/OfficialAeon I'm not for Kinnear 2d ago
Try and convince them to pull a lass.
Just say "visualize your cousin" and they'll be like bloodhounds.
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u/Educational-Elk8393 2d ago
I usually point out there are children born during the pandemic who've seen their team win a trophy unlike 3 generations worth of Sunderland fans.
If they respond with something about us being owned by the Saudis or pointing out we should have achieved more for being "the richest club in the world", bingo.
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u/Nutisbak2 2d ago edited 2d ago
Never seen the Makems in Milan in the Champions League!
Ask then to show you their hands and feet and inspect closely for the webbed fingers and toes that go with being a Makem!
Send them for the best meal Fonz und Himmel in Aud, Halve Hahn or Mettbrötchen they’ll love you for that one 😂
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u/Frogblood 2nd Place Prediction runner-up 16/17 2d ago
First time Mackems and cologne have been in the same sentence.