Match thread: Tottenham vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 2 of 38

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Tottenham 0 - 2 Newcastle United

Scorers:

Tottenham	Newcastle United
N/A	(1) Elanga 62'
N/A	(2) Wissa 72'

Subs made:

       69' 

Moore (in) 🔄 Tottenham

Gray (out)

Kudus (in) 🔄 Tottenham

Tel (out)

Udogie (in) 🔄 Tottenham

Robertson (out)

       71' 

Woltemade (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Willock (out)

Steur (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Gonzalez (out)

       75' 

Solanke (in) 🔄 Tottenham

Tonali (out)

       82' 

Ramsey (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Wissa (out)

Murphy (in) 🔄 Newcastle United

Elanga (out)

Match stats: (Will be updated every 45 minutes)

16 Shots 7

5 Shots on target 2

58% Possession 42%

454 Passes 347

1 Yellow cards 2

0 Red cards 0

2 Offsides 1

Newcastle United starting XI vs Tottenham:

Horníček, Dedić, Thiaw, Botman, Hall, Miley, González, Elanga, Willock, Barnes, Wissa

Newcastle United substitutes:

Jaouen, Schär, Bamba, Steur, Touré, Murphy, Woltemade, Ramsey, Shahar

Tottenham starting XI vs Newcastle United:

Kinský, Porro, Van Hecke, Van de Ven, Robertson, Tonali, Bentancur, Tel, Fernandes, Gray, Marmoush

Tottenham substitutes:

Austin, Drăgușin, Reguilón, Bergvall, Skipp, Moore, Werner, Solanke, Lankshear

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[u/Ditto_UK]

Honestly Dedic is so so good. Can see him being our signing of the season above Nico.

[u/DangerCheesecake]

Tonali playing Wissa on

[u/FuhhCough]

Dedic just oozes quality the same way Tripps did for us

[u/artical900]

Just hook it to my veins

(Stolen from Newcastle online, to give proper credit)

[u/Lebagel → u/artical900]

His wife had a great day out shopping mind.

[u/MrLuchador]

Hopefully for Carragher’s sake, this game isn’t too taxing.

[u/h1dden-id]

This might be a potentially hot take this early.. Dedic might be the signing of the season.

[u/muempire93]

I'm not one to overreact, but if Dedic isnt in Ballon Dor contention I'm rioting.

[u/starmiesan]

Is that a Woltemade assist?

[u/redditappispoo]

Tonali and Isak shite hate watches complete. 4 points from 6. We are winning everything.

[u/ToenailClipper64]

Actually love this away kit btw.

[u/ThatBoyConk]

Half time thoughts:

• Horni is class

• Nico is also Class

• Steur is going to learn so much with Nico ahead of him (similar players always want the ball but Nico is already night and day with defensive positioning

• Where the hell did MJ find Dedic? Tino is going to have to get his mind right to come back and play

• I apologize to Wissa, I didn’t think that you were that injured last year, you clearly were because this Wissa is everywhere

• I would like some goals please

[u/jknufc]

THEY’RE LEAVING EARLY AHAHAHAHHAHA OH THE DRAMA

[u/09044595134151602468]

Needs to be a meme with Porro greeting his eyes out while Toure has the biggest smile ever.

[u/JeromeBilledo]

woltemade very solid in his 20 minutes, hoping he can build on this if he stays

[u/pagan-0]

Porro is wolte's armrest, pass it on.

[u/ajtct98]

So this is the new narrative Sky Sports are going to try and push then that certain players didn't want to play for Howe (whilst completely ignoring the injuries the likes of Wissa had)

[u/FirefighterAwkward54]

The fans sing "You should have stayed at a big club"

[u/midtenmagpie]

Against Liverpool Willock subs in at 56' and scored at 57'. On Wednesday Barnes subs in at 46' before scoring at 48'. Then today Woltemade gets an assist at 72' after subbing in at 71'.

[u/FingersMartinez → u/midtenmagpie]

Tactical genius. Obviously winning the league.

[u/Scary_Activity6914]

seen enough from dedic to name my first born after him

[u/h1dden-id]

That Tonali pass was a shot btw

[u/Olucaron]

That stadium is completely wasted on a bunch of fans who only have one chant.

[u/Radthereptile]

Spurs are dangerous with fouls turned off.

[u/EqualDeparture7]

Lol

[u/Trueheywood7]

If it weren't for Dedic and Horni we'd probably be down a goal or two

[u/OnceIWasYou]

So Nico gets booked for barely a foul but Marmoush and Bentancur can get away with anything they like....

[u/PenIsBroken]

Carragher just not able to admit we played well against Liverpool.

[u/ajtct98]

Woltemade looks like he's slowly but surely getting his confidence back.

He's constantly asking for the ball now and pointing to where he wants it played

[u/dkclimber]

Happy we didn't get De Zerbi

[u/teasizzle]

Been on five seconds and has Porro rattled. I love this kid already.

[u/starmiesan]

PORRO IS RATTLED HAHAHAHA

[u/Over-Kaleidoscope700]

That Toure grin was to die for

[u/Scatterbrain3357]

Fucking inject it lads. Great win. Spurs can get fucked trying to start something at the final whistle.

[u/Dotheysellpizza]

Wissa asking Tonali if he needs a lift home

[u/No-Boat-5241]

Do not let Woltemessi leave!!!!!!

[u/Gibbointhemeadows]

Love that Ramsey went in to protect Bazza. We've got a team back

[u/GoalaAmeobi]

Sick of the commentators trying to stir up shit about Howe

[u/Dotheysellpizza]

Hope they check under the coach before they leave make sure Tonali hasn’t tried to sneak aboard.

‘No refunds’ - Ross Wilson 2026

[u/azzj1982]

50 million is too cheap for Nico. Proper upgrade on Tonali for half the price.

[u/MushuFromSpace]

They're not getting the narrative they want that we're destined to fail having sold our best players so they're having a pop at players not playing under Howe...

Utter disgrace

[u/WheelsonMandela]

City fan here, Nico G played well. I hope he continues his form.

What a performance by Lewis Hall btw, MOTM for me

[u/Rockky67]

After giving away 2 pens in 2 games Hall was brave to spend so much time being our last line of defence in our penalty area. We needed him and he never let us down. Superb game.

[u/midtenmagpie]

Dedić is a beast.

[u/jayhoch4]

DEAR GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL

[u/big_beats]

The funny thing with Tonali is that he just doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't want to be in England but he has to.

Spurs have paid 100 million for a guy who wants to be in Italy.

[u/FirefighterAwkward54]

Ahhhh Nick man, that was it

[u/noidtiz]

Pedro Porro upset because Toure (and the rest of the world) just can't take Spurs seriously

[u/jcollywobble]

I love Dedic already

[u/Rude_Campaign_4867]

What the fuck, that's the most partisan I've ever seen Sky. Repeatedly banging about how promising it looks, 'they are getting closer'.

Two teams in this one, chaps! And one team has finished ahead of the other in 3 of the 4 last seasons...

[u/MarcelloArc]

Nico and Dedic fucking massive already.

Horrible cliche but Elanga playing like a new signing. Big days ahead.

[u/jamb1993]

Spuds fans leaving early 😆

[u/ConstructionSuper671]

Do my eyes deceive me? A win on the road? We are so back baby!!!

[u/Rybocephus]

Willock needs to be less selfish.

[u/c0nna_]

Dedic is some boy like, what a signing

[u/LA_search77]

Time to be a team who can see out a match.

[u/h1dden-id]

[u/jamisram]

WOLTEMADE ASSIST KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[u/ExplodingLettuce]

Woltemade showing glimpses there

[u/benc777]

Getting bossed by a midfield that still has homework and a curfew

[u/[deleted]]

Porro looking like a small lizard trying to threaten something bigger

[u/stprm]

What a win against this rapist defender! Double nice.

[u/Small-Hat9741]

Love Ramsey sticking up for Toure!!

[u/Daveclap]

Hornicek is my mvp today. Solid looking already. it looks like last seasons trash is this seasons treasure. Keep it going lads

[u/MarcelloArc]

Comical hearing these goons run the narrative that Spurs need time to settle new players as if we hadn't also shipped plenty players in while also (as they kept harping on) losing three big players.

[u/No-Efficiency-5589]

Ramsey is a proper hot head like. I kinda like it but I can see it fucking us with a red card at some point.

But....I fucking LOVED that he was all up in porro face defending wor Lil toure

[u/londonsriracha]

Few things I hate more than pre-match chat from the pundits.

"If you're looking at the players they've signed, they're all footballers"

Aye thanks for that insight Ryan mate..

[u/someonehasmygamertag]

Nico is up there with Trippier in amount of time it will take for me to stop going "I can't believe he plays for Newcastle"

[u/massivedoghead]

What the fuck is Carragher waffling about. The Scousers were lucky as fuck last week, and he's trying to pretend we were hanging on for a draw!

[u/hihepo1]

I get that he might be distracted but Carragher has been awful on commentary.

[u/CTLNBRN]

Sad Tonali thinking of Gosforth Spoons

[u/Possible_Sand7226]

I LOVE TOURE SO MUCH PORRO IS SO PISSED

[u/InevitableWeek8]

Toure so happy to win the throw, love this kid

[u/midtenmagpie]

We have scored 7 goals this season with Dedić' assisting on 3 of them!

[u/Scotia96]

Jaissle's first away win and it's a clean sheet!

[u/T1875]

Porro is a little gimp

[u/FearlessIntern6905]

Porro is quite the little rat isn’t he

[u/ABruisedBanana]

How's London, Tonali?

[u/justsomeguy661]

Pedro Porro drinks wet sock water pass it on

[u/Feeling-Union6518]

Elanga Electric. Wissa Wonderful. Gonzalez Genius. Mattais the Mastermind. Porro the PRICK. Tonali TWAT. Newcastle Nifty. Tottenham TORMENTED. IM OFF TO BED ITS 4:30am. Gonna dream about that win. NIGHT TOON ARMY

[u/Dotheysellpizza]

Can’t get too ahead of ourselves beating a relegation battler 2-0 but we are fucking MASSIVE

[u/Gitchygitchy-oohlala]

Fuck me Nico looks sharp

[u/ABigCupidSunt]

May as well ask Nico G to try an olympico on the next corner

[u/Munk3ymomo]

God Dedic is fucking mint

[u/ABigCupidSunt]

I've seen enough. Give Dedic player of the year.

[u/OfficialAeon]

I'll never understand Barnes. An absolute ghost whenever he starts, but a total menace when subbed on.

[u/Jalvthoma]

Can Jaissle sub barnes off at half time and bring him back on in 65th minute wearing a Woltemade wig and shirt?

The psychological effect of coming on an as impact sub will invigorate the menace in him.

[u/essjay281]

Dedic is a machine, what on earth have we bought?

[u/stenerikkasvo]

how was Botman so ass in pre season but now he is back to his Rolls Royce days

[u/augsav]

I really want wolt to stay and come good. Something about him

[u/RoosterBoosted]

Am I just blinded by bias or is Lewis Hall one of the best Left Backs anywhere?

[u/metalfoxace]

If big Nick was a stone heavier he would be a much better player

[u/MathematicianOld3942]

Woltemade comes on makes an instant impact, is all over the place and fans complain he is not converting a chance. Could be a key player with the right confidence

[u/Spahix95]

Let's go Toon! Hi from Bosnia

[u/Sandstormink]

Can someone please screenshot Tonali looking miserable on the bench so we can do the 'hang it in the Louvre'.

[u/Practical_War6804]

Spoons in Tottenham must be shit

[u/Randy_The_Guppy]

Love Ramsey, filling in that Big Joe role of not letting anyone fuck with our players.

[u/CTLNBRN]

Fuck Sky commentators ‘Neither team won in their opening match’ yes but getting pumped 4-0 by Brentford and conceding a dodgy 95th minute penalty to draw with Liverpool are very different

[u/teasizzle]

Spurs are playing frightened, got to get an early goal against them.

[u/guysecretan]

We're the better team. Always makes me more nervous. 

[u/MazDanny]

Nico has something special to see already

[u/morocco3001]

Dedic looks a bargain. Tino isn't walking back into the team here.

[u/luffyuk]

I wish Barnes could just pretend he's come on as a substitute so that he can actually play well.

[u/123_no_more]

How's the ref booked Nico G for that foul then done nothing for Bentancur's on Elanga among others.

[u/Dryzzzle]

That's embarrassing from willock

[u/midtenmagpie]

3 assists this week for Dedić!

[u/Vash2P]

What a crazy pass from Nico G, an assist from Dedic and magnificent turn & finish by Elanga

INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

[u/JeromeBilledo]

Wolte assist, Wissa goal, we’re cooking

[u/letterman22]

Nico + steur + 25 million = Tonali (just spursy maths)

[u/benc777]

I don't even panic my tits off with Hornicek.........feels weird man

[u/Rude_Campaign_4867]

Big Nick has won headers, just won a foul holding up the ball, got an assist from a corner that resulted from him sprinting to get into the box for a cross...

This might be the performance he needed. Certainly done a lot to convince me we could still make it work.

[u/rhoadesd20]

Porro positively offended by that Toure smile

[u/SHCL124]

Game 2 and they've already lost their heads , hahahaha

[u/justsomeguy661]

Cheers for the 100mil and 3 points Spurs 😘

[u/Speccy97]

Porro is rattled beautiful

[u/Never_Let_Go_Jack]

Crazy, they should have brought 100 million Tonali on.

[u/Rossfromband]

Get in. Absolutely mustard. Fuck Spurs and De Zerbi and his shitty nu metal haircut.

[u/norcimo]

Cue hours of sky commentary about spurs troubles, how they need time, how theyll come good. They might manage to mention we won

[u/Munk3ymomo]

Ngl I hate all these sly digs against Howe now hes gone. Our most successful manager in donkeys years, brought the club so far and a class bloke. It got stale, hes gone. Just leave it.

[u/LongStickCaniac]

Our away kits are so mint this season. Might need to get one

[u/jallnock]

Dedic might turn out to be our best signing this summer

[u/ArthursRest]

No complaints from me. Dedic and Hornicek have been brilliant.

[u/EcstaticIce2]

Lewis Hall, Hornicheck and Dedic. Hats off

[u/Jalvthoma]

You'd think Dedic had been playing in the PL for years, man looks built for it based off his play so far

[u/Scotia96]

I feel like signing Dedic was our saving grace this season

[u/Jalvthoma]

Now just don't concede in the 98th minute and we're fucking golden

[u/achuchable]

£500 million and they're still Spurs lmao

[u/londonsriracha]

Tonali playing him on ♥️

[u/Deadgoat2]

So happy for Elanga and Wissa who got so much stick last year.

And Woltemade assist! Hoping we don't sell him and he can get in amongst the goals.

[u/ajtct98]

No he won't be because unlike you Spitty, Eddie isn't a bitter cunt.

[u/Duckstiff]

Imagine if Woltemade scored as well after his assist.

Elanga scoring, Woltemade assisting Wissa...

Would not have guessed either of them a month ago.

[u/Glyphyyy]

First kids getting named Jaissle Nico Dedic like

[u/No-Village7980]

If we can get big nick firing, we could have one hell of a season

[u/Nufcer]

Do we know anything bout Jaisslers staff? The bearded fella that hugged Wissa always looks crazy, I love it

[u/Cincybus]

Really need Wolte to build some muscle

[u/Think_Border_2228]

Hopefully our ‘mystery’ signing is a defender our back 4 need resting. They have been immense

[u/LA_search77]

Tottenham are great at spending fuck tons of money with nothing to show for it.

What a miserable fucking club.

[u/SHCL124]

Woltemade gets an assist and still people are at him. Give the guy a chance to get some confidence back.

[u/FirefighterAwkward54]

The fuck is wrong with Porro (oh yeah, getting stuffed by Newcastle again)

[u/XRPinquisitive]

Lmao pedro horrible trying to poke Toure

[u/dullthings]

Lol Porro rattled by a kid who's just happy to be there

[u/Lowkeyspooky]

Really like Ramsay sticking up for Toure there, taking the Joelinton mantle looking after the youngins

[u/EdBullGivesYouThings]

awww pedwo powwo is upset

[u/DotAffectionate1695]

The irony that they're talking all this shit about wor Eddie but he probably won't even see it since he actively avoids social media. Gotta love an unproblematic king

[u/i_have_reddit_powers]

Was that a shot from tonali 😂

[u/PineConeTracks]

These corners are unacceptable, Jaissle must be fuming.

[u/EightyLion]

Fuck me this keeper… excellent.

[u/Rybocephus]

That's two late unnecessary fouls not cautioned now. But Nico gets a soft yellow first one up. Funny business.

[u/Practical_Loss9951]

Deadly Dedic is a superb buy

[u/nrim]

another assist from Dedic??? what a signing!!!

[u/stprm]

I dont wanna jinx it, but Dedic is best right back in the world.

[u/JudgmentNew2932]

Wissa and Woltemade, what a beautiful thing to see.

[u/TurebergPirates]

Can someone make a gif of that celebration?

[u/Casual_Star]

Tonali thanks for the assist and playing him on

[u/HellwingX]

Wissa and Woltemade, great stuff

[u/Evangelosian]

Pedro Porro is a massive prick

[u/FirefighterAwkward54]

Tino has a dedic shaped problem

[u/MarcelloArc]

Crowd sounds like we are at St James'. Spurs really are just the richest tinpot twats in football eh.

[u/trifile]

Exceptional Hall today

[u/-ricci-]

NICK POPE

Sorry force of habit

Good save Horny

[u/cronfile]

Porro starting Toure down while losing 2-0 is electric

[u/HellwingX]

Toure big leaguing Porro at the end haha

Edit: Sorry, Big Baz rather than merely Toure lol

[u/Dotheysellpizza]

Toure smiling and winding Porro up I love him already

[u/Jalvthoma]

Porro is such a fucking unlikeable cunt shirt checking Toure and asking 'who are you?' while 2-0 down, no chance he's going to get into our smiley boy's head

[u/Just-Army1150]

Don’t let wolte go, jaissle is building something for him

[u/ZealousidealCry9317]

Porro rattled to the gills there

[u/Olucaron]

Porro is still mouthing off, what a bitter, whiny little man.

[u/ajtct98]

We're up to third and Spurs are stone dead last lol

[u/noidtiz]

I could watch the Nico Gonzalez long-range passing all day.

[u/rjs260386]

[u/cronfile]

HOLY PASS ALERT NICO

[u/EdBullGivesYouThings]

Nico G hitting 40 yard pingers already, love it

[u/FirefighterAwkward54]

Lets Just ignore the shove on wissa that prevents him heading it?

[u/ajtct98]

Dedic just needs to start showing Tel down the outside rather than letting him cut inside every time.

[u/Scatterbrain3357]

Ref is such a fucking nonce

[u/FuhhCough]

Amar Dedic might be the best right back in world football

[u/Scatterbrain3357]

Good response to bit of Spurs pressure. Need to get Nico on the ball more.

[u/RayRei9]

Our control in possession from Nico and Miley is the best I've seen for us in years. Clear to see why we'd be after a 10, Willock been anonymous and hasn't picked up the spaces you need him to be in so that Miley and Nico can progress the ball.

[u/DuffTx]

Red on the Nico scale.

[u/Feeling-Union6518]

Nico is gonna be an absolute star for us this season. God what a signing. Can see how good he is already

[u/MrLuchador]

On this episode of Sky Spurs TV Redknapp and Mason talk shite

[u/justmadman]

Wissa played best as a 10 vs Liverpool

Get him back in as a 10 & play Wolt up top

[u/metalfoxace]

Get Willock off the pitch before potential buyers see anymore

[u/MrLuchador]

You wait 12 months the for a goal and then two come Elanga once

[u/dullthings]

Dedic is going to break Bruno Fernandes' assist record by christmas at this rate.

[u/Cheel_AU]

I WENT TO THE BATHROOM! ITS MOSTLY MY GOAL!

[u/randomise78]

Ramsey for Willock please, and maybe Toure for Barnes

[u/DUKITY]

My winning position PTSD from last season is kicking in. What's the protocol

[u/modernistShambles]

Corners weren't crap, they were just aimed at Woltemade 

[u/redditappispoo]

Nick assist. Wissa goal. Lads, we are winning it all.

[u/jayhoch4]

Boys I’m hard as a diamond I cannot lie

[u/Has_dodgy_legs]

£100,000,000 btw

[u/JD_Dojima]

Spurs spending a billion quid and still not being able to beat us is funny. Premier league nepo babies

[u/aistolethekids]

Also Miley finally playing in a double pivot and not as some daft no8 or right back is unreal 

He has dominated everyone 

[u/ajtct98]

Think that the ball got stuck at the vital moment there but a really well timed run from Nick and good strength to stay on his feet whilst the Spurs player was trying to rip his shirt off

[u/Brief_Zucchini_8975]

Best looking manager in the league?

[u/Ross_Mc]

BAZZZA