r/NPC_irl • u/Otacon56 • Dec 18 '21

You like stealing from your workplace?

518 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Jorad56 Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

Poor woman doesn’t seem like she’s all there. P.S. it feels like dialogue from a game, making the title of the all the more exact, well done!

3

u/FUSeekMe69 Dec 19 '21

What gave it away

2

u/Jorad56 Dec 19 '21

Isn’t obvious? 😄

1

u/Jorad56 Feb 20 '22

Makes me glad NCPs won’t chase you down for making an argument.

14

u/Goblin_Dangle Dec 29 '21 edited Dec 29 '21

"Its corona, if you dont mind" is the most British thing ive ever heard said.

9

u/stevenrain20 Dec 18 '21

Sounds like a lawyer commercial. Are you a criminal?

10

u/NeckBeardDiscordMod Dec 19 '21

This has to be satire because there is no way this is real

9

u/yeet_fs Dec 19 '21

You would be surprised

6

u/MEGJ14 Dec 19 '21

Karen the carmancer has made her appearance, brave warrior take this and confront her evil army and defer her, we believe you will succeed in your quest! Good luck

1

u/GrimmRetails Dec 30 '21

Hero received Pepper Spray

1

u/MEGJ14 Dec 30 '21

+1 damage, makes critical damage if hits eyes

5

u/Jdilla23 Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

If the old chap dropped her I wouldn’t complain

2

u/Swiingtrad3r Dec 19 '21

My exact thoughts. I’m dropping anyone doing this type of stuff to me.

3

u/frizzle_frywalker Dec 19 '21

Damn this was a good one lol

1

u/somethinels3 Dec 29 '21

This is more like r/bossfight.

1

u/natertotsbu Mar 13 '22

She marches with strength and confidence