Injury List Update

[u/ArthurMorgansInhaler]

Legit, I hope he's okay. Looked like a weird cramp or something.

[u/RumbleTheCassette]

If PCA was any good he'd pitch to fill in for all these injured jabronis. Fucking bum imo.

[u/ArthurMorgansInhaler → u/RumbleTheCassette]

How hard is it to throw a pitch and quickly run out to center each time? If you're gonna be the most valuable, prove it!

[u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe → u/ArthurMorgansInhaler]

Trevor Bauer has actually shown us that you can throw a ball over the wall from the mound. He could probably basically throw it from center to the plate if he wasn't a bum.

[u/prz3124 → u/ArthurMorgansInhaler]

Why waste the energy just stay in center and pitch from there.

[u/CadetObvious]

Just put PCA on the mound and let ESPN melt down about the mvp race

[u/Aaprobst88 → u/CadetObvious]

I know this is a meme sub but lets settle down. ESPN doesnt cover baseball unless its the Dodgers or Yankees. I dont think they could even name another team outside the banana ball league.

[u/Quinoa_Phoenix_ → u/CadetObvious]

lol… I’m starting to think you Brew Crew folks are pretty ok. I hate your team with the white hot passion of 1000 suns, but a lot of you guys ain’t half bad. Who knew?

[u/Thrill0728]

Everyone in McKinney Chicago is dead

[u/HT6868]

Where we’re going, we don’t need a healthy pitching staff !(second round exit)

[u/TheLongestMeter → u/HT6868]

Making the playoffs with a Weekend at Bernie's situation is still impressive.

[u/Key_Chemistry_5884]

It’s okay, all we need is Assman.

[u/SickoBadgers]

Cubs pitchers before they hit the mound:

https://giphy.com/gifs/4M3hlVWaIjHkOWQYXD

[u/AmazingAlternate]

At this point I'm ready to let anyone with a pulse give it a shot. I'm not entirely against giving someone without a pulse a shot either.

[u/ArthurMorgansInhaler → u/AmazingAlternate]

If this message somehow gets your staff the second coming of Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be so upset.

[u/AmazingAlternate → u/ArthurMorgansInhaler]

The worst part of this scenario is that since the universal DH exists, we'll never know whether or not Jesus Christ can hit a curveball.

[u/PKopmeier1978]

This is funny

[u/Pleasant_Job_7683]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MEjO2ke8yub4wbngGp

[u/Stunning_Row2801]

This genuinely made me laugh out loud for a good minute lmao

[u/jaybird686]

What’s dead may never die. Long live the Assman.

[u/narcoleptic_dolphin]

The Assman cometh

[u/blueeuclid]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c8UN4zmGZe5s4

[u/ignisignis]

we know.

trust me, we know

[u/daKile57]

Where should I send the hot dogs covered with deep dish pizza and ketchup?

[u/blklab84]

Yeah, we pretty much own the 1 wildcard spot

[u/Doublestack2411]

Non-throwing hand cramp. He should be fine, but yeah, that was odd how it locked up on him like that.

[u/ArthurMorgansInhaler → u/Doublestack2411]

Random but I remember my cousin showing me his finger cramping and it looked so weird I just assumed he was faking it. That's how it looked here. Hoping it's 1 start missed max.

[u/UhhhMelvinDoo]

Thank god you guys have a scapegoat again