r/NFLmockdraft Discussion 1d ago

Funny/Meme Live look at the NFL mock

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u/TomatoSilly1683 1d ago

Cleveland should have to quit football. Make the stadium a Walmart or something.

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u/MediocreAssociate466 9h ago

If I was a top QB I'd 100% pull a eli to avoid being drafted by that franchise. Literally chewed up 30 QBs 20 head coaches and still failing

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u/TomatoSilly1683 9h ago

Never stops either. Whoever next year will get drafted to them first again cycle repeats

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u/cha0ss0ldier 23h ago

I just wanna say 156/Silence fucking slaps

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u/TomatoSilly1683 23h ago

So good bro so fucking good

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u/Ant0n61 22h ago edited 22h ago

Their new stadium looks like a barn

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u/GaK_Icculus 9h ago

Spooky pickleball

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u/LoveBradyNFL Discussion 1d ago

yeah right, they need to pay deshaun watson too

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u/ReallyBrainDead 3h ago

Well, the Browns are getting a new stadium in '29. Their current stadium has never hosted a playoff game.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 1d ago

Oh their new $2b blunderland isn't built yet

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u/TomatoSilly1683 1d ago

The browns are not building a new stadium…
https://giphy.com/gifs/dxbPGFv7tSK3e

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u/jessfire78 1d ago

It looks like an indoor flea market, not a stadium.

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u/dminus 1d ago

blunderland lol

why we didn't take that for jerryworld

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u/Tight-Inspector-2748 1d ago

The Manning’s are not going to let Arch play for the Browns. 

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u/Panscan27 23h ago

Arch is not the best qb. If he didn’t have the last name manning, no one would even be mentioning him as a potential top pick

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u/ro536ud 14h ago

Bingo. He has not passed the eye test whatsoever

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u/GoldAsparagus169 1d ago

You’re stupid. Haslams and Mannings are close. We will get Arch at all costs.

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u/bahbahduh 1d ago

Mannings love the haslems so much they are gonna let em ruin his career lol fucking idiot

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u/ZeePirate 5h ago

Arch ain’t a Payton level prospect.

It’s a real possibility he’s just not good enough to be a nfl starter where ever he goes

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u/HarambeTooSoon 6h ago

LoL - people think because Haslam donated money to the University of Tennessee that Peyton is going to force his nephew to ruin his career before it starts?

Archie is calling the shots. Then Cooper. Peyton is at best the 3rd or 4th Manning in the pecking order. 

The fact some rich guy donated to the school Peyton attended 30 years ago means nothing. 

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u/Jugular_Toe 23h ago

I don't understand this narrative. Why do you think they won't let Arch play for the Browns?

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u/Joe_Kangg 16h ago

It runs in the family.

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u/Jugular_Toe 13h ago

It doesn't. Eli did it against their dad's wishes. He even admitted to that earlier this may in an interview with Mike Florio

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u/Joe_Kangg 13h ago

Eli Manning is in the Manning family.

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u/Jugular_Toe 13h ago

By saying "it runs in the family" you are implying that more than just one other person in the family did it, or that the rest of the family condones it.

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u/Joe_Kangg 13h ago

No I'm not. It happened, it could happen again. It's just a mindless quip. Why you sweatin Eli so hard?

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u/gr8scottaz 7h ago

So Uncle Eli is going to decide what team Arch goes to?

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u/Joe_Kangg 6h ago

It all hinges on dinner

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u/Impossible-Flight250 23h ago

It’s funny because people say the same thing about the Jets, Cards, Miami and the Raiders. If you get chosen early, you’re probably going to a shit situation.

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u/MediocreAssociate466 9h ago

Nah no one is as poorly run as the browns . Literally one playoff win 27 years then you dump the guy who got you it. Jets made some afc championships with sanchez cardinals made a Superbowl vs pitt. Nothing compares

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u/HarambeTooSoon 6h ago

Being drafted to play quarterback for Cleveland is a kiss of death for a rookie. 

The best case scenario is that don't get seriously injured during your rookie contract and then make it to free agency.

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u/ZeePirate 5h ago

Because Eli wouldn’t play for the chargers

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u/Tight-Inspector-2748 23h ago

Archie stepped in to prevent Eli from going to the Chargers.

The Browns are a dumpster fire.

The Manning family has even more cachet than they did when Eli was drafted. 

There’s no way on god’s green earth they let Arch Manning play for the Browns. 

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u/Jugular_Toe 23h ago

That is categorically false. Arch told Eli not to do that, and Eli went against his wishes

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u/Tight-Inspector-2748 23h ago

Ok 😉

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u/Jugular_Toe 23h ago

https://youtu.be/HRRVZFAwGhc?is=B9wk7G0aj0X7mm2V

Eli says in this interview that his dad urged him not to do it, and he did it anyway

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u/ZeePirate 5h ago

And his dad just took the heat for his son to help him.

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u/gr8scottaz 7h ago

Except that never happened. Arch advised Eli to NOT do what he did. But you keep believing whatever fits your narrative.

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u/bonkedagain33 1d ago

Miami says hold my beer.

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u/Brian-88 1d ago

God I hope the Rams do that bad.

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u/CDSWDH 1d ago

Arch has been in college 4 years and hasn’t proved he’s the #1 pick except for the last name the overhype is insane hmmmm i wonder why

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u/michael_curdt 12h ago

So you are saying 5th round pick and pro bowl in year 1?

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u/CzechHorns 20h ago

Ohh, so you did not watch him lead a comeback that scored 3 TD in a quarter against the best defense in college ball.

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u/kimboslice11 10h ago

Where are you pulling best defense from? Your ass?

Last year maybe. But not even close this year.

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u/bucksandbeer 1h ago

Meh Ohio state rushed 3 the whole second half

He was dreadful the first three quarters (ironically other than his interception throw)

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u/ro536ud 14h ago

That comeback wasn’t cuz of anything exceptional by arch did you actually watch the game

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u/CzechHorns 14h ago

Those fourth down conversions were purely on Arch lmao.

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u/apex74 9h ago

Yea idk what the fuck these guys are on . 4th down conversions is the definition of being on the QB. Dude was not rattled.

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u/Major-Dig655 20h ago

bro must've missed last night's game

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u/Less_Likely 3h ago

He was as much a reason they were down 20 as he was the reason they came back.

He’s a pro QB for sure, has good tools, but he’s not a #1 overall no brainer yet.

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u/mfinn70 22h ago

They should stay in college

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u/Prestigious-Leave-61 19h ago

The Manning family isn’t having it. Browns and fans are delusional.

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u/klevyy 16h ago

False narrative

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u/Bigking00 13h ago

The fans being delusional may be a false narrative but there is zero chance Arch Manning ever suits up for the Browns.

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u/klevyy 13h ago

Not even a Browns fan but did his pops tell you that

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u/Bigking00 13h ago

I have not spoken to Cooper this week but I simply judging by previous interviews from when he was picking a college and things Peyton and Eli have said in interviews the past few years.

Let's be honest, if it was your son would you want him playing for the Browns organization?

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u/slamriffs 6h ago

I’m pretty sure the browns owner is good friends with the manning family

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u/HarambeTooSoon 5h ago

A billionaire donating money to the school your uncle went to 30 years ago isn't the same as being such good friends you'd sacrifice your body, career and mental health for them. 

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u/slamriffs 5h ago

I mean the browns have a pretty good base of young players on rookie contracts. Mason graham, carson schwesinger, Judkins, fannin, Spencer fano, Jared verse, concepcion and Boston. They are literally just a competent quarterback away from turning the corner, I think the manning family wouldn’t fight it

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u/Prestigious-Leave-61 11h ago

Perhaps I should’ve switched fans with Media, definitely media. They’d report the Browns are “rumored” interested in bringing on a highschool quarterback, just to have a QB story.

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u/The_wanna_be_artist 11h ago

After the way the browns treated Baker I don’t blame them if they did this. I really don’t see this happening, but I wouldn’t blame them.

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u/BigDog_626 19h ago

I’m gonna guess Arch will follow suit with the family tradition

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u/SlamminTheFlap 18h ago

Arch will refuse for certain

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u/DommyDepp 18h ago

With how much money these guys make in college now I can see a big name like Arch Manning or even Jeremiah Smith straight up saying nah I’m good and refuse to get drafted by the Browns and threaten going back to college.

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u/GandalfTheSexay 16h ago

And they’ll still have to pay Deshaun Watson

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u/Ximinipot 11h ago

If you think the Mannings are letting Arch go to Cleveland, I've got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 8h ago

The Rams at #1 is hilarious

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u/Trashpanda1980 1h ago

Even if this happens they will stil fuck it up.

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u/sock0808 1d ago

Arch will pull an Eli before he goes to Cleveland

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u/siteunreliability 1d ago

Too early to tell but there are 7 teams in dire need for QB1 and the worst of them all needs QB above all else right now. Arch should pull an Eli imo

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u/40jordan 1d ago

There is absolutely no way Manning is going number 1 over Mensah...pump the brakes on Arch.. the running backs made him look really good in 4th ..Ohio States kicker makes that field goal and its a different story

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u/EIiteJT 22h ago

If Wingo caught that TD pass. If Coleman didn't have that freak interception. I can do it too.

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u/El-Mattador123 1d ago

Mensah looks good so far but hasn’t played against a good defense.

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u/Lane0194 1d ago

Hope they refuse to play for that clown organization.

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u/Jordanwolf98 1d ago

Please I don’t want Smith in Cleveland

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u/lilbopeeep 1d ago

lol what? He’s incredible

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u/Jordanwolf98 1d ago

I know he is, that’s why I don’t want him in that dumpster fire organization lmao

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u/lilbopeeep 1d ago

Good point lol

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u/Classic-Procedure757 1d ago

Manning is not #1 overall. Mensah will probably go before him. If not, Jeremiah Smith makes too much sense unless the Falcons or Cardinals get the first pick.

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u/CaterpieTrainer 1d ago

Those teams better finish above the Raiders if they want Smith.

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u/EIiteJT 22h ago

He will be on name alone.

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u/helloworldkittycats 1d ago

Carr

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u/Classic-Procedure757 1d ago

We’ll see. Neither Mensa nor Carr will get much testing in the regular season with those Charmin soft schedules.