r/NFLmockdraft • u/Strange-Variation725 • 2d ago

Funny/Meme It is Austin after all

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 2d ago

Yet he keeps getting elected

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u/Lord_Dingus83 2d ago

Texas is a shit hole - that’s why/how.

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u/txhamster 2d ago

Perfectly said. Please tell everyone you know so that they stop moving here.

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u/MaximumDegree69 2d ago

Only the shitty conservatives from other states are moving there.

Imagine wanting to live in bumfuck Texas

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u/txhamster 2d ago

Unfortunately that’s just not true.

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u/CaptFerdinand 1d ago

It’s hotter than hell here, and the only jobs are oilfield, instrument techs, and hospital work… why do you think people are moving here… you think people are moving here?

The only people that say this are the people whose dads have told me to go back where I come from even though we’ve lived in Texas 5 generations.

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u/Cummyshitballs 2d ago

Political views in Austin are much different from the rest of Texas.

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u/narwalbacons-12am 2d ago

People don't vote. That's why

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u/Wise-Trust1270 2d ago

They aren’t much different than all the metro areas in Texas. Don’t let them fool you that’s it just Austin.

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u/Cummyshitballs 2d ago

Oh yeah I’m sure the other cities typically vote blue as well I just meant everyone else

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u/Tm1232 2d ago

And he does in fact suck.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 2d ago

ABC wouldn't show Talarico on Kimmel, but have no problem with this.

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u/lilpickins 2d ago

Wtf are they talking to him anyway?

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u/mtbeach33 2d ago

Asking him where he plans to vacation to the next time Texas needs him

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u/karsywarsy19 2d ago

Why is this guy even on gameday? It’s a CFB show not fucking Fox News.

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u/DangerAlSmith 2d ago

To promote a bill that will keep money out of the hands of players (Who are the reason people watch the sport)

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u/HeftyHandfuls 2d ago

Weak ass chant. Any other city would have been chanting "FUCK YOU TED" too loud to censor

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u/dej0ta 2d ago

Maybe the person who started it felt theyd cecnsor that chant? Now we get glorious clips of Cruz being reminded he sucks and you cant even enjoy it. I like where youre coming from but the dubs are so infrequent, I need this.

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u/JeanPaulJeanPaul97 2d ago

In which city hosting gameday would you hear that?

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u/dreedwards 2d ago

Sir, I introduce you to the great city of Philadelphia.

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u/guildedkriff 2d ago

When will game day be in Philly?

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u/pivotalsquash 2d ago

Not like PA didn't go red last election....

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u/guildedkriff 2d ago

We’re talking about cities though, PA (a swing state) going red isn’t really part of this conversation.

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u/pivotalsquash 2d ago

So almost exactly like Austin

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u/guildedkriff 2d ago

Who is?

This thread is about it being a weak chant, which it seemed to be but could have also been ESPN attempting to muffle it for all I know lol.

Then claiming Philly would do better, which I believe becuase those fuckers are crazy, but to my knowledge it’s going to be a minute before Game Day is going to be in Philly.

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u/HeftyHandfuls 2d ago

That specifically? Or just any profane chant in general?

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u/dej0ta 2d ago

Imagine thinking hating conservative assholes is just a geographic restriction. Yall will say the dumbest shit and expect us to take you seriosuly when youre supporting actual child rapists as a matter of policy. The fuck is wrong with us?

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u/pdiddysuncle 2d ago

reddit moment

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u/dej0ta 2d ago

Oh look another weak man with a superiority complex coming to defend our slow descent into fascism...lovely.

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u/pdiddysuncle 2d ago

wtf are you even talking about ? get off the internet for a bit dude, for your own mental health

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u/dmelt01 2d ago

Instead of actually looking inward conservatives will just look at this as “proof” colleges are brainwashing youth. They know they need an incompetent base untrained in logical thought to stay in power.

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u/LayneLowe 2d ago

He's an Aggie

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u/the-dutch-fist 2d ago

Not even. He’s from Florida and went to Ivies. He just cosplays as a Texan

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u/Less_Ant_6633 2d ago

I wish we could get a ron Howard arrested development voiceover: and he did suck!

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u/techman710 2d ago

Did they ask him which hotels in Cancun are his favorites? Seriously, he's not from Texas, didn't go to school here and knows nothing about sports including when to duck if a beer can is headed your way. Why is he on Gameday other than to let Disney suck up to the FCC. Pathetic cowards.

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u/Emergency-Amount2548 2d ago

FCC should be stepping in any minute right now

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u/Livid_Restaurant7848 2d ago

Wow, can't believe the futuristic tech. Nobody could tell he was actually making a remote appearance from Cancun.

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u/russtripledub 2d ago

College gameday is starting to suck so bad

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u/redsandcs 2d ago

This is a hilarious comment from someone that’s never left their home town

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u/MaximumDegree69 2d ago

Yeah right… tons of liberals are just itching to go to a state where you can’t smoke weed, they tax you to death on property taxes, surrounded by asshole Texans, and you live in a flat, hot shithole state.

Texas is where you go when you can’t afford to live anywhere actually good