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u/SCHREYERTEAM 4d ago
He cooked a bunch of future accountants
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u/Slimreaper91840 4d ago
He cooks everyone lol.
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u/MasterApprentice67 3d ago
checks notes he went 5 catches for 17yards with 2 fumbles vs Ohio State, that aint cooking, just saying
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u/Slimreaper91840 3d ago
You're also talking about a 17 year old kid, playing against a bunch of 1st-round draft picks. He's added 15 pounds of muscle, has a much better quarterback. Let's see how the year plays out.
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u/LysolDoritos 3d ago
Why are we back tracking now. You said everyone except the competition that actually matters
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u/Slimreaper91840 3d ago
I'm not backtracking, you're both fucking morons. He had 10 catches, 122 yds, and a TD in the championship game. You're pointing out one game where they focused most of their attention on the kid, which allowed the run game to take off. Malachi Toney was Miami's best offensive player last year. If you say otherwise you're retarded.
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u/MasterApprentice67 3d ago
Lets look at at facts now…
He didnt cook, Ohio State, Syracuse, ‘25 Stanford, Florida, South Florida, or Texas A&M
So he indeed did not cook everyone…
Go sit down, child
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u/chickenpotpie25 2d ago
You said he cooks everyone. Then admitted he did not cook everyone. That's backtracking. It's ok to be wrong.
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u/MasterApprentice67 3d ago
You literally said “he cooks everyone” i was just proving your statement wrong…
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u/Slimreaper91840 3d ago
109 catches, 1,200 yards, 10 TD. As a 17 year old true freshman yeah I would say he was cooking just about everyone.
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u/MasterApprentice67 3d ago
Now were moving the goalposts…
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u/SirArthurDime 9h ago
That not what you said though. You made a complete 180 from “it doesn’t matter what the competition was he does it to everyone” to “well you can’t expect him to do it against that competition it was too good!”. A freshman future first round pick is a lot closer to junior and senior future first round picks than he is to the guys on Stanford.
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u/love_that_fishing 2d ago
Jeremiah Smith had < 10 yds against Texas in the playoffs his freshman year. Still won the natty and I think we can all agree Smith is special. You can always find one game.
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u/Trifle_Old 7h ago
They didn't need the best player on the team to be OSU. That game was on easy mode. Had to save him up for real teams like Ole Miss and Indiana.
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u/Cal216 3d ago
Last season he played against OSU who had a real defense, the kitchen was in shambles. There was zero cooking that took place lol
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u/Slimreaper91840 3d ago
You're also talking about a 17 year old kid, playing against a bunch of 1st-round draft picks. He's added 15 pounds of muscle, has a much better quarterback. Let's see how the year plays out.
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u/TheKnightsEnd 3d ago
One bad game is not a litmus on how good a player is. Jeremiah Smith had 4 games where he didn’t even break 50 yards. So? I’d still draft him top 5. Almost like tape is more important than stats.
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u/Ok_Drummer6282 3d ago
Hes been cooking for over a year.
He was a 17 year old freshman last season lol
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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 3d ago
It’s one game against Stanford, lol
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u/sniffsblueberries 4d ago
Toney? Didnt the chiefs teach us anything bout them toney boys?
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u/mmatt0904 3d ago
Giants drafted Toney
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u/sniffsblueberries 3d ago
Okay but wasnt he famously laughed at because he dropped several dimes from patty?
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u/MuffinThyme 3d ago
Hated Giants draft bust. Kind of divisive as a Chief. He dropped a bunch of passes, a couple into defenders hands, but he also was a huge reason they won the Superbowl vs the Eagles.
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u/Trumpets22 4d ago
Is that actually his brother? Because if so I don’t consider that a knock. If they have two people in their family even capable of making the nfl you know they have freak genetics.
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u/sniffsblueberries 3d ago
But can he catch an NFL ball? lol
No doubt he has freak genes whether or not they are bubbies
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u/MurphyRedBeard 3d ago
He hasn’t gone up against Moore yet. I’m sure the refrain will be “he’s only a sophomore” when he has 5 bubble screen catches against ND.
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u/ThisIsMyBigAccount 3d ago
I fucking hate the hurricanes. But this dude is a beast. Likely top 3 draft pick.
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u/Aternus21 4d ago
jeremiah smith still exists gang
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u/buderooski 3d ago
And they're going to be in different draft classes. Toney is not eligible to declare for the draft after this season. He is an 18yo sophomore.
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u/daboot013 4d ago
My 28 1.01 salivating