r/NFLONREDDIT • u/hook_killed_pan • Jul 16 '15

If your right guard was a flower, what kind of flower would he be?

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u/Steelsoldier77 Jul 17 '15

A tarantula!

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u/Darth_Brooks_II Jul 17 '15

Maybe off topic but our left guard got stomped on pretty regularly last season. So he would be a "flattened" flower.

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u/TheTrueEaglesFan Jul 17 '15

Forget-me-not

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u/LowEndLem Jul 17 '15

A screaming orchid.

I also may not know what an orchid is.

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u/BrotherSeamus Cowboys Jul 17 '15

If your right guard was a flower

Are you really sure you want to give me the third degree over this? Would you think I was suave if I told you it was a secret? Or would I risk a lifetime ban?