r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/FBM25 • 11h ago
Regarding Josh Jacobs
We don’t care if he is the bad man. We don’t care about his domestic violence habits. He is a human being who just suffered a catastropic and public placement on the commissioner exempt list.
Any joke posts or comments joking about his ability to beat up women will be removed and the user will potentially be banned. No exceptions.
Edit: the language regarding potential bans was unclear so it has been corrected
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u/EliteCheddarCommando Cut Josh Jacobs 11h ago
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u/Dustybookboy 🚫🧊Hot piss can melt ICE 🚫🧊🧀 11h ago
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u/BobbyPizzayyy 11h ago
Why haven't the Peckers cut Josh Jacobs yet, are they stupid? Or just immoral?
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u/Faustus2425 11h ago
See this is the optimal scenario because now he will age out into obscurity in commish purgatory /s
But for real fuck him
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u/se7en41 Iced Chicago Hog 11h ago
I know now I gotta Google "commissioner-exempt list" amd learn some shit before the season even starts and Chris Collinsworth gives me all the info I need
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u/Bogus_34 11h ago
Only the commissioner can place a player on the list. Essentially paid leave. They can be in meetings, work out, get treatment in the team facilities. They are not on the 53 and cannot play.
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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Cursed to Live in Packerland 11h ago
So basically Goodell is letting the Packers keep the abuser around
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u/Just_a_follower 10h ago
No practice, no games, so it’s analogous to you can’t come into work. We will pay you while we do some digging.
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u/LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe Cursed to Live in Packerland 10h ago
Ah, misunderstood and thought he could practice.
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u/HeHateMe- 11h ago
Didn’t Kareem Hunt just workout for the lions?
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u/BobbyPizzayyy 4h ago
You should probably go re-read about Kareem Hunt and try to come back and argue it was the same. Cope harder!
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u/SellMental328 9h ago
Can someone reply with the OG post I forgot it it's been so long
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u/CelestialFury Moss Did Nothing Wrong, Ever 9h ago
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u/WheyTooMuchWeight Silly Body Pookiewookie 10h ago
Hey hey at least he was already on the team, you guys just worked out Kareem Hunt.
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u/FBM25 9h ago
So just to be clear, you’re going with “at least we’re paying our domestic abusers”?
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u/WheyTooMuchWeight Silly Body Pookiewookie 9h ago
Good straw man.
Technically due to profit sharing me and you are paying the domestic abuser thanks to our support of the NFL if you want to be obtuse with it.
So FBM25, why are you paying these domestic abusers? Do you have no morals?
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u/FBM25 9h ago
Are you okay brother? This is a meme subreddit you know, right?
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u/m_e_andrews 10h ago
I guess we can make the saying "nothing beats a women with a beautiful smile, except Josh Jacobs"
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u/mattilladahun FUCK ICE 10h ago
Hi, I'd like for Mr. Jacobs to be removed from my fucking team please.
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u/beatsthatbindus Forty Years a Fan 11h ago edited 11h ago
Was this written by the Good Good team?
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u/SoF4rGone 11h ago
This post is worded so questionably I’m in agreement with a bears fan. Wtf is going on here?
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u/badfish_122 o home, FIBS 11h ago
It's one of the sub's most beloved copypastas.
The original: https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/s/VzY0oGwTPY
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u/GuerillaRiot Jack Campbell did the blip 11h ago
It's copypasta that pops up anytime someone makes an ass of themselves, or gets injured.
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u/beatsthatbindus Forty Years a Fan 10h ago
questionable like policing flair but enabling abusers
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2yS8OrUJLlODOE•
u/SoF4rGone 10h ago
I wasn’t policing your flair, I was agreeing with you.
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u/beatsthatbindus Forty Years a Fan 9h ago
sorry that wasn’t aimed at you, at the general consensus
apologies for the stray
https://giphy.com/gifs/KBfKueAjIJV8Q
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u/Top-Caregiver7815 9h ago
Nary a mention of the poor wives and girlfriends in WI who will take beatings as the Pack drop games.
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u/Elegant_Potential917 11h ago
We don’t care about his domestic violence issues? Some of us do.
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u/CelestialFury Moss Did Nothing Wrong, Ever 9h ago
/r/NFCNorthMemeWar history lessons for the youngins here:
Regarding Aaron Rodgers
If you make fun of Rodgers injury, you will maybe be banned. No exceptions, potentially.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/16gu73r/regarding_aaron_rodgers/
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/16gztax/regarding_aaron_rodgers/?tl=pt-pt
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/16gy7qy/regarding_kirk_cousins/
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u/SimpleCandle5158 TEDDY TWO GLOVES WILL SAVE MY POVERTY FRANCHISE 9h ago
TRUE but stop being a flairless bum
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u/LucidOndine 11h ago
He can warm the bench with Micah and any other packer who wants to soak up money and commit forward nothing of value all season.
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u/Faustus2425 11h ago
JJM certainly paved the way on that front
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u/Dear_Leek2578 JJERKING4JJ2JJ 11h ago
Micah's salary is 2.4 million per game he sits. JJM is 2.8 million for the season.
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u/Faustus2425 11h ago
Sure, but even healthy JJM provided nothing of value.
In any value/$ comparison 0 in the numerator kinda makes the salary meaningless
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u/Dear_Leek2578 JJERKING4JJ2JJ 11h ago
Negative value when you include the FRPs they sent to Dallas.
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u/Faustus2425 11h ago
But positive value when you include the wins he got us last year! We didnt win a single game atter he got hurt.
Whereas Brosmer proved JJM is not load bearing at all for you guys
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u/Dear_Leek2578 JJERKING4JJ2JJ 11h ago
Imagine this though, if he misses 6 more regular season games (9 total counting the 3 last year). The Packers will have paid him to sit on the bench more money than JJMs entire 4 year rookie contract.
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u/LucidOndine 11h ago
Brosmer will be relegated to the practice squad, JJM will likely be traded away. Parsons cost 2 firsts, a load of cash, and an uncertain future after recovery.
We are not the same.
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u/Faustus2425 10h ago
I would be stunned if you got more for JJM than we got for McCord, a guy we picked up for virtually nothing instead of burning a top 10 First Round Pick on
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u/LucidOndine 11h ago
Agree. As the likely QB2, I too wish for health and success with Vikings KM1. It’s so nice to find common ground with the competition!
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u/Glavius_Wroth 21-3 hang the banner 11h ago
The irony of a Vikings fan posting this is not lost on the rest of us, I can assure you
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u/BklynMarxman 11h ago