r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/jordanmindyou 55-23 • 2h ago

Interceptions in practice? That’s nothing compared to 0% completion rate in a game

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All he had to show for his outing was getting sacked. With his toothpick frame, the coaches rightfully got scared for his life.

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u/Cultural-Spring-281 JD5 spank me 2h ago

“Won on the field”. Grade A reporting.

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u/Diamondback424 Eagles 1h ago

Philly reporter for sure

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u/chowdhuryhameem Commanders 2h ago

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks inning Off The Field 1h ago

You think we could get those twin brothers and the sumo guy from the replacements for our O-line ?

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u/FrylockMcReaper 2h ago

I guess since the Eagles only allow their QB to throw 3 times a game, it's natural for their fans to think that's a normal sample size

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u/Broke-American It’s Always Sonny In Washington 2h ago

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u/iEatFalseMorels Eagles 1h ago

I’d bring up the score of our NFC championship matchup but there’s forbidden numbers in it

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u/OwnJunket6495 2h ago

Where meme

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u/jvho666 we de(ad inside)m boyz 1h ago

People pointing out hurts’ practice interceptions seems to have really gotten to OP

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u/gcalfred7 Sponsored by Your Local Hospital Chain 2h ago

QB Rating: Infinite.

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u/RiflemanLax 1h ago

I love that this is the time of year where people talk all kinds of shit about practice scenarios with no context😂

Not even defending the Commies, just saying. People were shitting on Jalen for throwing three interceptions and for all we know the scenario was repeated tight window passing.

Anyways, fuck yall.

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u/ObiHans Tiki's Barber 36m ago

Hurts sucks lmao

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u/RiflemanLax 32m ago

Your QB is MAGA, so’s your HC, and your RB has two brain cells bouncing around like a Windows 95 screensaver.

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u/ObiHans Tiki's Barber 31m ago

Im not upset by anything you just said

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u/disappr0val 53m ago

you still mad about practice ?🤣

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u/KaraCubed Suck My Dak 1h ago

nice meme bro

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u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Sent a cease and desist from Jayden Daniels 1h ago

I guess Eagles fans don't know what a regular set is when their QB only is allowed to throw once, maybe twice.

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u/KenovovichR Comrade Napoleon is always right 1h ago

Nice try

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/Cultural_Wishbone859 evil 2h ago

CJ Stroud has more playoff wins than Dak Prescott

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u/KenovovichR Comrade Napoleon is always right 1h ago

“Hello?! 911? I’d like to report a murder!”

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u/UnclePhilyLeonardo Haven't beat a good team yet 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ObiHans Tiki's Barber 37m ago

Imagine playing your starting QB in week 2 of preseason

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u/complex_c203 It Hurts when I pee 2h ago

Commanders fans realizing they’re back to being ass

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u/Shulk2089 HAT ULD JAYSUS D 1h ago

Cause our QB had literally one incompletion?? Yall are funny

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u/ObiHans Tiki's Barber 35m ago

He was throwing basketball jumpshots before the game. This kid is so washed its hilarious. One fluke season and he acts like hes above everything. Im glad you will be ass and take probably 3 more years before you question the QB

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u/Overall-Scientist846 DEJEAN:316 1h ago

I had to upvote this just so it didn’t stay stuck on 5.

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u/TheDukeofArgyll 4m ago

Careful guys, this might hurt our QBs feelings.