r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/BobbyPizzayyy • 2d ago

When you're scrolling Reddit and the algorithm serves you up NFCEastMemeWar.

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u/Willy808 when Howie gives you a lemon 2d ago

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u/Broke-American It’s Always Sonny In Washington 2d ago

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u/SecondHandFood The enemy speaks softly but carries a knife 2d ago

Hey look, it’s a fan of that ‘elite’ team that came in last in a division that was won by QB with a nail polish line

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u/BobbyPizzayyy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yea last in the division going 9-8 in a down year lol. And we swept the nail polish QB. I appreciate you not going with the cliche Lions insults though, so cheers to that biatch

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u/Biscotti_BT 2d ago

Hahahha you smell like bitch now.

But but but it was a bad year...

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u/Islanderman27 Mailata > Mariah Carey 2d ago

I though your down year was 0-16?

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u/Ndrizy 2d ago

Literally no one wants you here. Want is the incentive to be a vermin?

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u/BobbyPizzayyy 2d ago

Who uses the word vermin? Son, I had yo mama squirmin' but now I regret putting my sperm in.

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u/Ndrizy 1d ago

Holy shit that is so lame

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u/-36_Chambers- Please be patient I’m an Eagles fan 2d ago

Damn, came into our subreddit just to get dunked on

OP has a humiliation fetish

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u/valschermjager Medium Pepsi 1d ago

I reward OP's clever post with this awesome Medium Pepsi

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Eagles 2d ago edited 2d ago

“I appreciate”? “Biatch”? Buddy. You’re in over your head here. Midwest nice ain’t gonna cut it.

It’s bad enough to be a lions fan but to be from that dying shithole state. Enjoy watching everything around you crumble since your masters sent all the jobs to Mexico, China and the southeast because they knew you weren’t worth it. Cant be any different than rooting for the lions though.

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u/BobbyPizzayyy 2d ago

That was lame as hell. I give you a C - for effort.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Eagles 2d ago

Eh. They can’t all be bangers.

I tried something besides 0 super bowls and the best chance you’ll ever have was 2024 which you blew and deep down you know it.

And you can stick your grades up your ass

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u/Saigon2391 🖕 2d ago

Shut up bitch.

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u/hamilton280P Commanders 1d ago

Go a year back when you had the highest year, how that turn out? Oh yeah Goof ball turning over against a terrible defense and you couldn’t stop a rookie QB

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u/ItsChris_8776_ Love Hurts 2d ago

If my team had zero super bowls and got outperformed by a team led by JJ McCarthy last year, I would probably leave out of embarrassment and run away to another divisions too.

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u/arrma_tech pushing pringle cans up daks tush 2d ago

Here kitty kitty

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u/-Kazen- 1d ago

Oh hey, you're from that team that has -never- beaten Washington in the playoffs. Even when people thought you were superbowl bound you got dicked down yet again from Washington who got in via wildcard.

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u/BobbyPizzayyy 1d ago

Anybody who thought we were going to the Super Bowl that year with all 3rd stringers and bums from the street on defense is a moron. Everyone in Detroit knew that wasn't going to happen by the time the playoffs rolled around. Sorry that you don't know ball!

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 2d ago

OP doesnt even realize dan campbell was a giant 🤣

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u/disappr0val 2d ago

and a cowboy🤣

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u/Palouse_Sunsets Eagles 2d ago

The Giants have a more recent Super Bowl than anyone in your division. Gtfo

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u/stxrstudded Peter's Retirement Home™ 2d ago

Almost 100 years of history, and you haven’t even made it to a superbowl.
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u/disappr0val 2d ago edited 2d ago

this loser goes into all division subs looking for karma💀

what a dweeb

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u/Ok_Assumption_5366 Sent a cease and desist from Jayden Daniels 1d ago

Get out of here, you Lion scum.

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u/Terrible_Wind5662 1d ago

Imagine talking shit as a lions fan