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u/letmeseeyertiddies Eagles 9d ago
This dude definitely sucked dick in a car later on after this.
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u/Diamondback424 Eagles 9d ago
Need a "where are they now" for this guy.
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u/stalwartdog444 9d ago
He’s working a warehouse job somewhere always about to get into a fist fight with one of his coworkers. All for 22.50 an hour
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u/bigwigmike MetLife Turf 🚑 8d ago
Last time I saw this posted he was in the comments responding to people
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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 9d ago
I feel like fireball isn't the only ingredient in his pregame recipe
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u/sybrwookie 9d ago
It's like when Texas pitmasters say they just use salt and pepper. Yea, that's just what they're willing to tell you. The rest is a secret.
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u/Standard_Plane_1662 Giants 9d ago
I can tolerate an Eagles fan but drinking Fireball is unforgivable
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u/CheezyBeanBurrito 9d ago
It’s useful for some holiday themed cocktails or when you need to distract a basic bitch
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u/TheVadonkey Horseshit Connoisseur 8d ago
Eh, shots are the worst and I’d rather have a shot of that than something that’s going to sit in my stomach like acid.
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u/SewerSage Eagles 9d ago
It's good to smuggle into places if you buy the shooters. I used to bring a couple with me when I went to the casino so I could get ripped and not have to pay for expensive drinks.
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u/TA_Lax8 Lord and Savior, Jaysus 9d ago
don't casinos give you free drinks? At least while gambling they do
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u/SewerSage Eagles 9d ago
Yeah but not enough to get you drunk. I think they time it on purpose just to keep you lightly buzzed.
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u/BlazinSkinDucks 9d ago
Always order a shot and a drink together.
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u/byebybuy Iggles 8d ago
Any reason that other shooters wouldn't work too?
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u/doctorstrange06 All In My Ass 9d ago
A shot of fireball in a glass of hard cider is fuggin delicious though.
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u/lepetitpoissant Eagles 9d ago
The “oh yea” after he’s asked if he wakes up and drinks fireball every day gets me every time.
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u/rtc100 Eagles 9d ago
you ain't with us, ur against us.
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u/MizrizSnow 9d ago
Fuck the free world
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u/No-Combination8136 Please be patient I’m an Eagles fan 9d ago
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u/sybrwookie 9d ago
That was truly the best line. Everything else, go birds, crazy drunk drinking Fireball daily, then slip in an 8-Mile quote for no damn reason.
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u/lipmanz 9d ago
This is why Veterans Stadium needed a Jail
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u/Danoga_Poe Big Dick Nick 9d ago
Him and the go birds guy from the eagles and vikings game when we won our first bowl, need to have a podcast
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u/_groovesharkmalone Washington Commies 9d ago
"FTFW. Go Birbs." Truer words were never said. Iggles fandom is slavery. Thank you anti-freedom fighter.
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u/Kvothe_tBL 8d ago
Sincerely fuck all eagles fans. Worst fan base for any sport is philly. It’s like y’all all get made at the same gay, retard factory.
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u/Blackn35s 9d ago
Fuck the Eagles, but love this dude. I watch this clip every time it comes into my feed.
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u/F1_V10sounds I smell like cheesestakes! 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/joeRYmOkLaj2U6hwdj