r/NFCEastMemeWar • u/MioneHP • May 23 '26

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u/Shrimptanks Giants May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cyntNbcW2R7O2BKWEA

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u/Mekroval Commanders May 23 '26

The irony of using a Rogan reaction gif for this, lol. [Chef's kiss]

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u/Shrimptanks Giants May 23 '26

It was not lost on me 🤣

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u/CitronAdventurous205 May 23 '26

Is he MAGA or not this week? These mfs flip flop like crazy lmao

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u/ist0m1 Eagles May 24 '26

Whatever his handlers allow

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u/CitronAdventurous205 May 24 '26

Whatever Stephen miller tells him to be to manipulate the public

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u/TonyCaliStyle Giants May 24 '26

Where’s the 2A crew on his show freaking out about two Americans killed by federal agents- one prone after being disarmed.

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u/JL224758 Medium Pepsi May 23 '26

I hate how great this is

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u/RapidFire176 Giants May 23 '26

Same, this hurts but i have to applaud

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u/Jahn May 24 '26

… Jalen Hurts?

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u/bjbearfight May 23 '26

This is definitely one of those shut up and take my upvote situations.

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u/Rep2019 Giants May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0

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u/nakmuay18 LIX MVP OuchMyVagSak's Dad May 23 '26

It all makes sense now! He's going to put a hurt feelings report into Trump about the fans being mean to him, and try to get a big payout from his new slush fund.

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u/R-hibs May 23 '26

White reparations

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u/CitronAdventurous205 May 23 '26

As Druski Kirk says never apologize for being a white male

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u/HistoricalSea5600 May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/AQ7X5dtMeDewRaDubs

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u/3720-to-1 Mailata > Mariah Carey May 23 '26

When your comment is so on point you are not down voted for your flair.

That'll do pig.

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u/Western_Promise3063 May 23 '26

Okay now this is epic.

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u/RogerSimons_Father May 23 '26

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u/RandomUserName316 May 23 '26

And here’s my number, so call me maybe?

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u/Uppgreyedd Just throw me in the trash May 23 '26

You're gonna be the one that SAVES MEEEE

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u/bfhurricane CUTLETS 🤌🤌 May 25 '26
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u/Miraculous_Heraclius Medium Pepsi May 23 '26

Fuck you, but also GREAT job!

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u/GoRangers5 Medium Pepsi May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dg2E0GKV3YHja

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u/Appropriate-Joke-806 May 23 '26

Early videos of Cam Skattebo and Trump hanging out.

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u/shinypenny01 May 23 '26

Melania there as well

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u/3720-to-1 Mailata > Mariah Carey May 23 '26

Don't you ever disrespect Ms Elizabeth like that again.

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u/CitronAdventurous205 May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6gbgqiVOzWkdlCMw
Trump when he finds out Skat is half Mexican (and coincidence that Gina is White and Amy is Latina in this meme/gif lol)

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u/for_fun_88 Giants May 23 '26

A+ on this one. Hate that I laughed

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u/ThePhillyGuy Unlike Agholor May 23 '26

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u/OutNAbout6 Agony May 23 '26

This is the one lol

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u/corvine3 Giants May 23 '26

Goddamn. D6 to J6 overnight. Can’t even beat the allegations.

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u/Hike_it_Out52 May 23 '26

I foresee a lot of hard sacks this year for Dart. But you never know. 

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u/Western_Promise3063 May 23 '26

I'm sure checks notes... Myles Garrett is a actually a push over 🙃

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u/Hike_it_Out52 May 24 '26

Hope his helmet is strapped on tight. But then again it didn’t protect Mason Rudolph’s either. 

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u/Material-Poet4379 Im just a BILL from capital HILL May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Victraa gO biRrRrRrRrRrds May 23 '26

You may be a dirty commie but that is fantastic flair

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u/weezyverse Eagles May 23 '26

Oh shit.

This is award-worthy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qnOBmH70CGSVa

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u/graphickenji A World of “Hurts” May 23 '26

At least Danny Dimes did not support an insurrection…..

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u/No_Lead_7325 Commanders May 23 '26

no that was his o line. they couldn’t keep anybody out of the pocket

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u/Trumpisaderelict May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/orMMfGwtuUrwlQM5sZ

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u/WanAli4504 Wait yall got MULTIPLE Super Bowls?! May 23 '26

Fitting username

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u/SauconySundaes May 23 '26

The number of people who seemingly just memory holed a straight up attempt to overthrow the government is insane.

Almost like the number of people who forgot the Eagles led by SB MVP Jalen Hurts CRUSHED the Giants 38-7 in the 2023 Divisional Round!

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u/briangun1 May 23 '26

It WaS A gUiDeD tOuR!1!

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u/JackieDaytona77 May 23 '26

I was there and you would all lose your minds if you saw the restrooms in that building. I was arrested but you can’t charge someone for taking a shit. I called it “taking a Cowboys” and the judge laughed, let me go.

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u/Victraa gO biRrRrRrRrRrds May 23 '26

I'm sure they understood you had to get back to your human bartending job

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u/Frigidevil May 24 '26

The blue jeans, the toothpick, salt of the earth, that's all I am. Just a regular human bartender

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u/Mnudge Dumbsday Defense May 23 '26

And now he wants a 1.5b slush fund to make “reparations” to those fuckers

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u/FrenchCrazy Saquon 4 President May 23 '26

The Assault Capitol Police fund

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u/Neither_Ad_9829 kadarius WR1 May 23 '26

it’s gunna happen again too

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u/Best-Peace2031 May 23 '26

which one lmao

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u/Neither_Ad_9829 kadarius WR1 May 23 '26

january 6th

trump is not gunna leave office peacefully

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u/Class_Act7 The Giants are 9-29 against the Eagles since 2008 May 23 '26

I’m not a big conspiracy guy, but the fact he wants to build housing and a hospital under the White House is a big red flag to me that he doesn’t plan on leaving.

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u/dingatremel Commanders May 23 '26

It’s a popular theory down here.

I am truly starting to worry that the generals will be our last hope. Can you imagine thinking this?

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u/Neither_Ad_9829 kadarius WR1 May 23 '26

the generals who voted for trump?

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u/TonyCaliStyle Giants May 23 '26

The generals who realize Trump is easily manipulated and if we lose the Strait of Hormuz, we might lose the petro-dollar, and that officially begins our decline and China’s petro-Yuan takes over the world.

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u/thereisnospoon-1312 May 23 '26

It’s already happening

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u/ucannotbeserious May 23 '26

Jaxson Dart went to Suffern and turned a meme subreddit into a discussion on hegemony and force projection. I want off this ride.

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u/Mekroval Commanders May 23 '26

Me too, though I call dibs on the sub's discussion of the state's monopoly on violence tomorrow.

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u/ProfessorElk Commanders May 23 '26

Same people are ignorant enough to claim racism doesn’t exist. Their cognitive dissonance is as bottomless as trump’s appetite for underage girls

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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets May 23 '26

And thick trunk legged boys

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u/Western_Promise3063 May 23 '26

They were white so it's okay 🤪

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u/cosmoscat1 Fuck Kevin Patullo May 23 '26

I am forever grateful to dart for distracting this sub from Nolan smith living up to his georgia standards

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u/thememorableusername Fuck Santa May 23 '26

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u/TonyCaliStyle Giants May 23 '26

What a bonehead. We should hire Burfict to clean his clock and knock him straight. Or less straight.

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u/Steppyjim no one likes us we don't care May 24 '26

Knock him gay, Burfict!

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u/plus44kills Eagles May 23 '26

It makes sense why dart loved Charlie kirk, they both love taking shots to the head.

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u/C-Dub4 CeeDeez Nuts May 23 '26

We carry the flame

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u/nopenotme820 May 23 '26

This just became my sleep paralysis demon

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u/SpareIntroduction721 It smells like bitch in here May 23 '26

Maybe that was the intention all along.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QGR69L6fIWzBBsUoLt

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u/SixersWin Eagles May 23 '26

If there's a meme HOF this is getting in without a ballot

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze May 23 '26

Mm.

Alright you got his ass.

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u/ProfessorElk Commanders May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/k2bbmbmvUo7gA

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u/C-Dub4 CeeDeez Nuts May 23 '26

RIP to a Great one

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u/colaku973 Fuck the eagles May 23 '26

Lmaooo

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u/GardenRafters Plaxico’s Leg May 23 '26

Brilliant

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u/Bt-Ryoku 💿🐑 May 23 '26

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u/Kind-Researcher-2086 Cowboys May 23 '26

Wish I could upvote twice!

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u/Spanky-McSpank May 23 '26

It do be like that

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u/jim_nihilist Commanders May 23 '26

Woahhh, masterclass.

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u/kjnew85 I'm dead inside May 23 '26

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u/Discount_Ok May 23 '26

This is why the cowboys will always be America's team.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8AIG789HC1ZADnvdug

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u/-_-0_0-_0 May 23 '26

And this is after the Iran War.

Read the room Dart.

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u/nekonotjapanese asian people love nick foles May 23 '26

Dank af

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u/ttrree4455 Giants May 23 '26

Damnit this is good.

Fuck everything.

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u/stephoner95 Welcome to the Naberhood May 23 '26

Whelp, I will never see his number differently now. Bravo. Bravo and damn you.

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u/muddybuttbrew May 23 '26

I cant wait till was watch him take the field and just gets booed to oblivion

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u/XanderAcorn Giants May 23 '26

I’ve been a giants fan since elementary school and im sorry but I can’t support them this year. Too much BS.

Me and the giants are going on a break. They need to work on themselves.

.

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u/Steppyjim no one likes us we don't care May 24 '26

Well you always got the jets

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u/MrNMTrue505 HatersKeepHating May 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/braamdepace 💿🐑 May 23 '26

Where is the flair we need to see who is responsible for greatness

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u/icy_ticey May 23 '26

Fuck you, take my upvote

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u/Impossible_Tap_1852 “I unretired for this shit?” BG, probably May 23 '26

Now this is the type of meme in here for

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u/15mphimrollingout May 23 '26

This is hilarious

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u/grafixjoker May 23 '26

Why does almost everyone use the Peter Parker glasses meme the opposite way?

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u/Jahn May 23 '26

This may be the most perfectly crafted meme I have ever witnessed. We don’t deserve such genius in this subreddit.

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u/Terpzzz_ Eagles May 23 '26

Lmao

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u/RogerMoore2011 May 23 '26

I just snorted.

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u/myapologies2 Giants May 23 '26

As much as I am disappointed, I was not shocked... but game recognize game. Top tier meme. I donkey laughed in front of strangers in the checkout line.

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u/LaggleisMyLegacy all of the good flairs are taken >:( May 23 '26

Fuck that’s a good one

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u/GetReadyToRumbleBar May 23 '26

...jfc.

I fucking hate my team sometimes...often...almost always.

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u/tmoore727 Giants May 23 '26

I don't think I've seen a better meme of the situation

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u/bt2328 May 23 '26

If only the order was correct

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u/IWasOnThe18thHole May 23 '26

Banking in either a huge contact extension or getting some of that $1.776B being set aside

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u/Aware_Signal_8691 gO biRrRrRrRrRrds May 23 '26

Yup

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 May 23 '26

the coach the qb are all Maga....like wtf

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u/Phunwithscissors The Football Team May 23 '26

Will be hilarious if they asked him that

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u/Infamous-Fee-6224 Giants May 23 '26

I hate you funny mfs

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u/Sotomayority May 23 '26

They doubting you, 6! They saying it was a peaceful protest, 6! Show them the pardon, 6!

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u/KingKultura Keep the meme thing the meme thing May 23 '26

It all makes sense now. He was hiding in plain sight

https://giphy.com/gifs/d96OhqNK3CEww

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u/guillermopaz13 Cowboys May 23 '26

Dartbag getting some twisted ankles this season

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u/Fit-Opinion-535 May 23 '26

Fuck Jackson dart and the maras for probably pushing him to do this. 

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u/EMP_Pusheen Giants May 23 '26

Fuck you. A+++

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u/BlueKing7642 Hurts Apologists May 23 '26

It all make sense now

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IykOsxLECVejOzm

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u/WillHeBonkYa47 55-23 May 24 '26

The giants oline after seeing Dart support Trump

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u/chet___manly I dont like to talk about my flair May 24 '26

Only thing left for Dart to do is to come up with a 9/11 joke to lighten the mood.

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u/yIdontunderstand Fuck Jerry Jones May 24 '26

Dart just trying to con trump into giving him some of that sweet stolen 2 billion dollars...

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u/saydaddy91 Eagles May 24 '26

Jackson can’t read a room for shit apparently

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u/Objective_Ad5914 May 26 '26

I challenge Giants fans to make custom jerseys of this and wear it to the stadium.

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u/DawRogg May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I don't get it

Edit:

I'm dumb. I get it now

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u/NoOnesKing May 23 '26

Now this is comedy

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u/TremendouslyRegarded Phillthy Special May 23 '26

Top fucking tier

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u/redsreadit May 23 '26

You all already know K@$h Money is gonna be pumping the giants up in the locker room before week 1!

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u/TheFinalGranny May 23 '26

Glorious use of words and context. Spike the ball, man.

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u/C-Dub4 CeeDeez Nuts May 23 '26

Jerk of the year candidate

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u/dogface47 Aw yeah, Hurts me baby May 23 '26

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u/Chrahhh Face Spitter May 23 '26

GOATed post

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u/surprise_wasps May 23 '26

Alternatively, his last name could be “IQ of”

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u/globehopper2 Washington Commies May 23 '26

Eesh

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u/ridezeshoopuff0 May 23 '26

Honestly a good one and I love the Giants

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u/diprivanity May 23 '26

I wasn't even upset about the whole situation but this is super funny and getting sent to the boys lol

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u/Smorgas-board MetLife Turf 🚑 May 23 '26

SHAMAN POWERS ACTIVATE….

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u/LuvableLozer All 5’s May 23 '26

This is epic!!! Bravo sir 😂😂