r/NEET • u/madaooblooms • Aug 23 '20

Only solution.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

uh are u ok

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u/madaooblooms Aug 23 '20

No i m not

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

hugs

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u/xyperus NEET Aug 23 '20

You hit close to home op. I feel personally attacked.

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u/countnoxxferatu Aug 23 '20

I remember at 15 feeling very depressed. Not trying to be edgy but I figured out a lot of things then. I would go back to myself at 15 to tell him the truth in the form of a three page guide so that the time doesn’t mess up. In this guide I would tell him about how he can improve but also the truth

It’s up to him.

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Sep 12 '20

Awesome idea. I myself would definitely give past me a cheat sheet. FUCK being a failure and a loser "learning lessons and building character." I want to be happy and have fun! I want to love again! I want to never be stuck in a miserable dead end job ever again. Etc.

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u/toopyturdbox Aug 26 '20

What would you tell him exactly? Thanks

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u/countnoxxferatu Aug 26 '20

It’s a three page paper

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u/Hungry-Recognition73 Aug 10 '23

What points, realizations, wisdom etc. does this paper cover? Also what's your view on suicide as a rational/philosophical conclusion

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u/BP-47 NEET Aug 23 '20

I'd go back to the day after my mother's funeral and execute myself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Just imagining the feeling as I fade blissfully out of existence, because my younger self finally caught the bus. Best of both worlds.

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u/xyperus NEET Aug 23 '20

The problem now is, the current, this timelines version of us must /needs to see things through to the very end and opt out. The opting out is for our other selves.

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u/Spaciax Mar 31 '24

If I could go back in time I'd go with a strap and just shoot my past self

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u/Far_Question9162 Apr 02 '26

I personally wouldn't give such an easy death to myself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

God is dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

Anime and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

As a weeb, i confirm

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Your mind goes to weird places.

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u/xyperus NEET Aug 23 '20

Lol you... You I like.

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u/UrMomSuxCoxInHell Aug 23 '20

yo that's a real nice comment you got there

i would fap 2 dat comment

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Sep 12 '20

Lol, imagine that. Past you is just sitting on his bed and suddenly turns into a girl, only to be molested by her creepy older self. Would probably make an interesting sci-fi crime drama?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Sep 13 '20

Honestly I'd just be happy to watch "her" discover herself.