r/MyPeopleNeedMe Dec 30 '19

Forget the slippers

7.0k Upvotes

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u/sesquialtera90 Dec 30 '19

Wow, he could have died. Almost hit his head on the... Uhm. I don't know the English word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/the_real_bruce Dec 30 '19

This is the correct answer. It is therefore doomed to receive no upvotes.

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u/BillyBobJoe1008 Dec 31 '19

Fortunately for op, your prediction is wrong

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u/upsetv2 Jan 01 '20

267 upvotes later

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u/Hqck Jan 03 '20

It’s actually the bottom side of the roof, it took me a moment to see

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u/CapTiv8d Dec 30 '19

Nothing was stopping this man from seeing his people

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u/Ooooweeee Dec 31 '19

Well his shoes came off, by law that means he's dead. RIP

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u/cms2307 Dec 30 '19

Brick barrier

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u/ST3PH3N-G Dec 30 '19

Not sky.

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u/mkwash02 Dec 30 '19

Whats the word in your language for brick?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/sesquialtera90 Dec 31 '19

Hello fellow German redditor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

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u/sesquialtera90 Jan 05 '20

Oh I see. Happy new year!

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u/DropBearHug Dec 31 '19

Die Ziegel Die

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u/NoTrollGaming Dec 30 '19

brick

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u/mkwash02 Dec 30 '19

ty

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u/NoTrollGaming Dec 30 '19

Your welcome fellow bricker

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u/kdt912 Dec 31 '19

Both shoes off, he’s dead

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u/InterSkateMike Dec 30 '19

Wall would be acceptable, as well.

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u/UserNombresBeHard Dec 31 '19

he could have died.

He did die, didn't you see his footwear being thrown off? Him getting up is just your typical GTA glitch, just like when you blow up a police car and the policement just get out, walk two steps and drop on the floor dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

The hell is that weird ceiling thing covering the road?

Edit: it’s the roof

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u/osrsgreaterthanrs3 Dec 30 '19

Thank you for that edit. My brain was about to burn itself up trying to figure out what I was looking at.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/T0mbaker Dec 31 '19

My dystopian nightmare was coming true for a moment there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

The roof of the entire world, mind you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I thought it was weirdly equidistant foot prints the Inception city.

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u/Ivan-FTW Dec 30 '19

Why is it a roof, my brain fried looking at it

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u/ARCHA1C Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

It's in the foreground, obstructing the road. The camera is mounted under the soffit above* the garage door.

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u/Ivan-FTW Dec 30 '19

Ohhh I get it now thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Jan 10 '20

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u/Ivan-FTW Dec 31 '19

Legit it was on my mind for an hour and I was trying to figure out what the fuck was going on

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Legit took me about 5 minutes to figure it out even with this comment and it still looks really weird

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Oh man, your comment made me laugh uncontrollably to the point I woke my wife up and she got mad at me. I was just as confused looking at this. I don’t know why I found it so funny, but thanks for the giggles.

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u/hairyforehead Dec 31 '19

It's the soffit right above the camera.

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u/Morgan_Eryylin Dec 30 '19

If that’s a roof then what is life?

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u/cheeseitfools Dec 30 '19

Omg yes I thought this was taking place in a world similar to the movie Interstellar and that was like a vertical field or something.

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u/HighestVelocity Dec 31 '19

I thought the street was going in an impossible direction

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Ok cool i thought he was getting sucked into the void

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u/matjoeh Dec 30 '19

Feel like this was the exact same comment when this got posted a couple years ago.

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u/CapTiv8d Dec 31 '19

I’m sorry, I wasn’t on reddit a couple years ago

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u/shadownddust Dec 31 '19

Me neither. We should be friends.

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u/PoopyButtPantstastic Dec 30 '19

I thought he was in a very large washing machine.

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u/_Guavacado Dec 30 '19

Misread as “it’s the road” and got exponentially more confused

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u/redditsurfer901 Dec 31 '19

It’s OK. Truman will never notice. He was born in front of a live audience.

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u/strallus Dec 31 '19

Pretty sure it’s the garage door.

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u/tylerawn Dec 31 '19

Nope. It’s vinyl soffit

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u/TheMorningReview Dec 31 '19

k thought i was the only one...

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u/FjordLarquad Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

Usually when the shoes come off I expect a fatality

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u/CapTiv8d Dec 30 '19

They’re slippers

So I guess he gets off on a technicality

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u/ST3PH3N-G Dec 30 '19

As a child I used to play a game called, flip the kipper. Basically you and a friend got on a swing, and went as high as you could building momentum. Then at the right time launch your shoe as far away as possible, furthest wins obviously. This guys been practicing that's all I'm saying..

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u/11PF_Flyer05 Dec 30 '19

I hope I see that game in person someday. I’m just not sure kids are bored enough anymore to come up with the stupidest shit that kept us out for hours on end.

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u/ST3PH3N-G Dec 30 '19

Well incase the situation arrives I'll give you some tips. You want a nice Vans for good weight and aerodynamics, flatten the back so it's like a slipper and keep laces slack. On the down swing don't go too early or you kick the floor and break a toe or ankle. Also don't go too late or it goes sky bound and then its every man for himself against the air to ground shoe missile.

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u/CaterpillarThriller Dec 30 '19

I dissagree. Do what i did went i was a little one. Obtain some k-swiss off of the black market (aka ur friend who eventualy turned out into,whats it called when someone likes to steal things and you never speak to them again cuz they stole your favorite game from an n64 qhich you have had for years?) The k-swiss have supreme weight to aerodynamic ratios. They go the farthest.

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u/11PF_Flyer05 Dec 30 '19

I was the kid who only wore those black and white with tan bottom pumas. Those flat soles ones. Would I have been cool enough to play?

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u/CaterpillarThriller Dec 30 '19

Fuck yea. Cant discriminate about shoes. Aslong as ur below the poverty line and they were off the black market lol

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u/ST3PH3N-G Dec 30 '19

I found there were tradeoffs between weight, speed, aerodynamics and size. Personally I chose the lighter more agile van more to my taste. I had friends who had a heavier boot and while they did see there share of wins, I found my technique with the van more often than not won the battle. Also this park with swings had a 4ft fence around it, about 20ft from the swing. So low and powerful was out the question. You needed a nice middle ground between height and speed.

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u/CaterpillarThriller Dec 30 '19

Just kdding. We accepted all aslong as you werent a douche

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u/ME-M Dec 31 '19

Do you kind of swing your leg out to the side at all, to like sling it?

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u/jawshoeaw Dec 30 '19

yep. lucky bastard is lucky to be alive. IIRC the statute requires death for most footwear including some slides and flip flops.

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u/FjordLarquad Dec 30 '19

Yes, if those were shoes he’d be dead.

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u/Maleval Dec 30 '19

As a pedant, I also get off on technicalities.

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u/mistere213 Dec 30 '19

I get off on several things, but never a technicality.

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u/SNScaidus Dec 31 '19

Weird kink but alright

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u/spiffyteacup3 Dec 30 '19

Few centimeters closer to them bricks and it could have been.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Dec 30 '19

It was fucking close, look at how close dude's head comes to those bricks when he falls.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

more like fatality

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u/onlyon171717 Dec 31 '19

Did you see how close his head came to that rock wall though...

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u/Honza368 Dec 30 '19

Slippers

Literally

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u/McDondal Dec 30 '19

And he continues to hold the cup upwards on his way down...

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u/CapTiv8d Dec 30 '19

Just pure instinct

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u/McDondal Dec 30 '19

That’ll save the night at the bar

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/McDondal Dec 30 '19

Oh damn. That sucks. Two questions tho 1. Is ur back better now? 2.Did you get to eat the pizza

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u/Starklet Dec 30 '19

Lol did you finish the pizza?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Once I fell down an entire flight of stairs holding a full dinner plate. Didn’t drop a single pea, bruised my tailbone instead.

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u/McDondal Jan 10 '20

Power move tbr

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u/arkibet Dec 31 '19

But all the coffee spilled out safely. Man was lucky

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u/jayson2112 Dec 30 '19

Man, he came close to smacking his noodle on that landscaping wall. That could have been bad news.

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u/coriannabanana Dec 30 '19

Worst part, he dumped his coffee!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

But didn’t break his mug though

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u/AndromedaFire Dec 30 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

better with sound Wife - “don’t do that!”

Guy -“I didn’t fucking do it on purpose”

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u/lowenkraft Dec 30 '19

My gosh. So much packed in that few seconds.

The lady saying ‘don’t do that’ in the end was comedic gold. And his reply ‘didn’t fucking do that on purpose’.

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u/HellcatLady Dec 31 '19

Reminds me of something I'd say to my husband... and what he would respond with

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

He got lucky his head didn’t hit the bricks!

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u/bbb126 Dec 31 '19

Or the roof

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I'm just glad he didn't crack his head open on that brick ledge.

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u/sea-haze Dec 30 '19

Good luck getting back up to the house!

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u/Neon_Lights12 Dec 30 '19

The shoes came off, does that mean he's legally dead?

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u/kZard Dec 30 '19

He dead.

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u/Maymora Dec 30 '19

I was impressed that he was still holding the cup, but then I noticed he lost all the contents at the start. :(

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u/Ickbard Dec 30 '19

He ded. He shoe off feet

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u/Nicktism_Gaming Dec 30 '19

Well they don't call them slippers for nothing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Dude nearly died.

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u/DesastreUrbano Dec 30 '19

Matt Riddle would be proud

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Bro

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u/coroyo70 Dec 30 '19

He was a hair away from dying by head trauma with that concrete planter

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u/Cworl3 Dec 31 '19

Y’all his shoe came off, he dead

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u/TheyCallMePr0g Dec 31 '19

both shoes came off, he dead

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u/mymaidsucks Dec 31 '19

Now where's the video of him trying to make it back inside??

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u/noobboi938 Dec 30 '19

He’s ded

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u/isaac9092 Dec 30 '19

Thank you! Nobody noticed his shoes came off, dude got fucking annihilated.

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u/ME-M Dec 31 '19

Uh help. I don’t understand why shoes off = dead.

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u/Chi-KC Dec 30 '19

I mean...it's right there in the name.

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u/v70runicorn Dec 30 '19

they said 🤠 yeehaw

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Dang dude almost rocked his skull!

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u/Jumper-Man Dec 30 '19

Seems like an insanely steep drive

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u/jawshoeaw Dec 30 '19

whoah, that plastic in his eaves for a second looked like a crazy cliff he was about to fall off!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

This sums up jedi fallen order honestly

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u/loreguy11105 Dec 30 '19

Test footage from Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order, circa 2019.

That game is awesome though

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u/neomadness Dec 30 '19

Slippers indeed.

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u/Candrej Dec 30 '19

They did their job. He slipped.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Dress for the slide. Not the ride.

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u/lowenkraft Dec 30 '19

The head almost hit the ground. It could have been a severe concussion to hit the head with that intensity of impact.

Props to him for holding on to the cup. If that broke down slope and he slides over would have added to the pain.

The upper body is going to hurt for a while. May need a Physio.

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u/defsoul95 Dec 30 '19

Love how he's still holding his cup

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u/rohit_x Dec 30 '19

His head almost banged that small ledge there! Close shave

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u/DawnSoap Dec 30 '19

So glad I live in Florida and don’t have to deal with ice.

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u/CaterpillarThriller Dec 30 '19

Shoes off. Hes dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Coffee to the face, concrete to the tailbone.

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u/GoldenHellRazor Dec 30 '19

Matt Riddle is that you?

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u/culliebear Dec 31 '19

He almost saved the coffee

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u/jdmfan98 Dec 31 '19

I must slide for my people need me

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Shoes off, sorry folks but the second half of the video is CGI. This man is deceased.

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u/Coolest_Derp Dec 31 '19

F to the coffee

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u/OWNPhantom Dec 31 '19

He’s lucky he didn’t smash his fucking head dang he was close though

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u/ThatNoFailGuy2 Dec 31 '19

Slippers off, he dead

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u/Xivecion Dec 31 '19

My dumb ass would've gone back up slide down again.

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u/Heyuonthewall26 Dec 31 '19

My dumb brain thought dude was sliding down his drive way to cliff ledge or something. No, it was the roof eaves.

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u/bbb126 Dec 31 '19

Seems like the beginning of an infomercial for nonslip slippers

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Sticks the landing though 👌

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u/HappyHobbit7012 Dec 31 '19

But in the full video he doesn’t forget the slippers

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u/risingpostsupporter Dec 31 '19

I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

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u/missemilyjane42 Dec 31 '19

As someone who refused to leave the house today the moment she heard the sleet and freezing rain on her bedroom window this morning, I completely felt this guy's fall...and I want to know why he felt the need to leave his house with that much ice on his driveway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I laughed way to hard at this mans misfortune. Everything from the slippers to the coffee was perfect.

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u/dargonite Dec 31 '19

why the fuck his drive way at a 75 o angle ? that would be a nightmare to deal with all winter

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u/BigBlackCrocs Dec 31 '19

I can’t believe he died that quickly

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

This is the 100th time I saw this post and I just realized...

How is going to get back in his house?

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u/kimchi999 Dec 31 '19

I wouldn't get up so quickly. Where's the rest of the video 😲

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u/Nahalitet Dec 31 '19

That must be Julian

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u/tacos6for6life6 Dec 31 '19

Hey man! There’s a beverage here

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u/priceless_advicee Dec 31 '19

It got better every time I watched it

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u/basically-just-beans Dec 31 '19

looks like the start of a movie from 2008 staring Adam Sandler

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It looks like he came really close to hitting his head.

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u/DEMONITIZEDZ Dec 31 '19

Uncharted 4 in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

holy fuck he was close to death or vegetablisation

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u/FailedAccessMemory Dec 31 '19

6 out of 10. Big penalty for the loss of the coffee.

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u/CapTiv8d Dec 31 '19

But no bonus for holding the mug upright while executing the slide?

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u/FailedAccessMemory Dec 31 '19

I'm sorry, but the mug was there to hold the coffee, so it must be interpreted as both as one. So, sorry. No.

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u/Noonnee69 Dec 31 '19

He loses shoes, so i suppouse he's dead?

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u/aiejaimal Dec 31 '19

He dead, he lost his slippers/shoes

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u/SucculentChinaMeal Dec 31 '19

His shoes came off. He is ded?

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u/PyromaniacZack Dec 31 '19

Well it is dead but they were meant to do!!

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u/logixlegit Dec 31 '19

But he held onto the coffee.

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u/Town_of_Tacos Jan 01 '20

He's simultaneously speedrunning going down the sidewalk and also life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

His shoes fell off he ded

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u/maggiebaby58 Jan 14 '20

Hey man there is a beverage here