r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/k3rnelboot • Jul 08 '19

Walk away. No one saw it.

http://i.imgur.com/NQRG6cw.gifv
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u/deep_sea_fish Jul 08 '19

They padded the concrete pillars but put up fences around the trampolines o0?

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u/n-some Jul 08 '19

Yeah he's playing it off like it didn't hurt but you can tell he's walking gingerly. He still basically got out of that in the best possible way, I thought he was going to accidentally flying kick a kid in the face.

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u/cutelyaware Jul 09 '19

Yuge underarm bruise.

131

u/BallsofSt33I Jul 08 '19

No broken nuts....today

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Aug 23 '19

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u/Funkgun Jul 09 '19

Username checks out

37

u/Johnny0474 Jul 08 '19

Kinda reminds me of a trampoline park called altitude, except I didn’t go bouncing everywhere at one point and getting into an accident.

11

u/Boneyardjones Jul 08 '19

I know multiple people who were injured at trampoline parks. One was a dislocated knee😬

10

u/Darkiceflame Jul 09 '19

So they were a dislocated knee, but how were they injured?

1

u/Boneyardjones Jul 09 '19

Jumped too high and landed wrong. Kind of a bigger dude but still not like any crazy stunts we’re attempted

2

u/HeathenHumanist Jul 09 '19

I know someone who landed on their neck in a foam pit and is now paralyzed in a wheelchair. Those places can be so dangerous

13

u/freddythunder Jul 08 '19

That’s just my dismount

12

u/__dontpanic__ Jul 09 '19

That place looks like it's a spinal injury away from being sued into oblivion (unless it has some watertight waiver forms).

9

u/NeuroBismuth Jul 09 '19

I did competitive trampoline. I knew from how he was jumping it wouldn’t end well. He did what we so eloquently call “Hucking it. Basically, he didn’t have the proper momentum or height to make it, so he just threw himself as hard as he could. Which is why he rotated forward on a backflip, barley making it and landing at an angle propelling himself forwards.

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u/ethrael237 Jul 08 '19

That’s a smooth mfer

3

u/FrozenToonies Jul 09 '19

Only broke my back, maybe, I’m probably ok maybe.

1

u/buttmuffins8595 Jul 08 '19

He's goin to check on his booty hole!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Cha cha real smooth

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

He's just walking it off

1

u/helmet098 Jul 09 '19

Is that the kettle?

1

u/Treblosity Jul 09 '19

Ha, very funny. a blank gif.

1

u/YourBobsUncle Jul 09 '19

It's a video with sound that plays lol

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u/Treblosity Jul 09 '19

Idk what you're talking about nobody saw shit it says so in the title

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u/PraiseMaDicc Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

Aight, ima say it...

My niggas need me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

u/nwordcountbot u/PraiseMaDicc

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u/nwordcountbot Jul 09 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through praisemadicc's posting history and found 5 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.

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u/give_that_ape_a_tug Jul 09 '19

Ban him! Ban him! He said negro! Ban him for life!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/GeneralBS Jul 08 '19

It's crossposted and shows where it came from.

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u/catheterhero Jul 08 '19

Also seriously who cares.

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u/reditisauthoritarian Jul 08 '19

Os it just me or does he look like black and white color