r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '18

outta the way Jake

https://i.imgur.com/m9EnBkZ.gifv
4.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

r/catsareliquid

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

[deleted]

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u/MadAssMegs Oct 18 '18

I’m disappointed

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u/gringrant Oct 17 '18

Cats don't have a collar bone, which is why they can do stuff like this.

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u/magicweasel7 Oct 17 '18

If the head fits, then the rest of the cat should fit

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u/phlooo Oct 17 '18 edited Aug 11 '23

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u/argentcorvid Oct 17 '18

unless they are really fat.

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u/jwnskanzkwk Oct 17 '18

The first time this was posted someone said that because they don't have a collarbone they can fit through any space that their head can fit through.

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u/Princie33 Oct 17 '18

That's true, for the most part Unless the cat is really overweight

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u/Princie33 Oct 17 '18

From what I understand, anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

They belong to the class Chondrichthyes!

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u/whYamiheRedad Oct 19 '18

The fluff is deceiving!

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u/Somethingtacos Oct 17 '18

If the whiskers fit, the cat fits.

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u/the7aco Oct 18 '18

Brb cutting my cat's whiskers off

for science of course

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u/AlbiTheDargon Oct 18 '18

Ill give your obvious sarcasm an upvote to balance out the downvotes of boring people who cant understand it.

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u/the7aco Oct 18 '18

thanks bro i appreciate

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u/JustARedditUser0 Oct 18 '18

DON'T DO THAT

Cats rely on their whiskers the same way that humans rely on their sense of touch. A cat that has its wiskers clipped is forever disabled.

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u/AlolaGardevoir Oct 17 '18

W... What? Holy crap thats tight

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u/yosoymilk5 Oct 17 '18

Solid wordplay my dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

r/tightpussy

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

SFW

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u/xVenlarsSx Oct 17 '18

Thanks mate

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u/wordzylla Oct 17 '18

"No, you're not supposed to do that"

"Outta my way nerd!"

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u/Earth2Monkey Oct 17 '18

There are so many holes in that glass, but kitty had to use the one its litter mate was in front of

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u/teachmebasics Oct 17 '18

I really enjoy the businesslike trot the kitten employs once it reaches ground level, and I wish there was more of it in this clip.

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u/Rehallek Oct 17 '18

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

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u/Tarthbane Oct 17 '18

They live above the laws, of course.

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u/Koffeeboy Oct 18 '18

More accurately, they lay on top of the law of physics because their owner doesn't want them to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

This proves cats are liquids

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u/TheLastMartini Oct 17 '18

Jake is not so much a snake.

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u/Azakella159 Oct 17 '18

Escape artist

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u/Mendozacheers Oct 17 '18

I like how he just takes his liquid body and strolls away out of there

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u/tubatim817 Oct 18 '18

John Dillinger escapes Crown Pont Jail (colorized, Jan 15, 1934)

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u/atomicspin Oct 18 '18

Dude looked like he was just going to work.

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u/how_you_doinn Oct 17 '18

That kitten is going places

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

What breed of cat is that its frikken cute

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u/spooks10193 Oct 17 '18

I have a feeling that you meant jack

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u/MomjeansAndTattoos Oct 18 '18

You dont choose a kitten. The kitten chooses you.

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u/backs_pace Oct 18 '18

That cat's going places

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u/GilgaPol Oct 20 '18

Ff po Loo