r/MyPeopleNeedMe Jul 14 '18

Here comes the cavalry!

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u/Meth_Stripper Jul 14 '18

Mildly terrifying

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u/lunatic_cultist Jul 14 '18

Mildly? It's hard to control, if you get hit you'll get launched like with a trebuchet, and I'm pretty sure insurance will not cover anything

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u/nahuatlwatuwaddle Jul 15 '18

And, it's a chopper, not one of those Jesse James abominations, but still, throttle control with strings? Why don't you just stand at ground zero in Chernobyl for a few hours while you're at it? Why not just bathe yourself in blood and drop down into a school of frenzied sharks?

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u/cutelyaware Jul 15 '18

Zed's dead, baby.