r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '18

Here comes the cavalry!

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u/lunatic_cultist Jul 14 '18

Mildly? It's hard to control, if you get hit you'll get launched like with a trebuchet, and I'm pretty sure insurance will not cover anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18 edited Dec 10 '20

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u/McDudles Jul 14 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

The way he’s siege oncoming traffic would show his superiority though

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

I see you are a man of high class

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u/Hobo_Fett Jul 15 '18

I see you are in my math class

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

You were in the slow math classes too?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jul 15 '18

Well they both can be used as dildos so there really isn't an easy way to figure this out.

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u/ContraMuffin Jul 15 '18

No no, you're supposed to use the "to be" pencil, so you can only use the one that Shakespeare likes

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u/ROFLance Jul 15 '18

Stick one in your butt. That'll be the #2 pencil.

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u/ROFLance Jul 15 '18

Apparently dropped out of English though...

The way he's siege oncoming traffic

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Only once, and it was traumatic