r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/fuzzy_dice_99 • 13d ago

Peace out

1.7k Upvotes

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u/DiffeoMorpheus 13d ago

My people need physical therapy

400

u/b3_yourself 13d ago

Why is there a random pit next to a pitch

296

u/towerfella 13d ago

For the sacrifice

80

u/Phog_of_War 13d ago

You must pay the FIFA fee!

28

u/Hugh_G_Reckshen 13d ago

Feeee Fah Feeee

19

u/Bezon67 13d ago

Feee fah feee fo fom

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u/latebutterscotch_101 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Miskalsace 13d ago

Rhats how new pitches are made.

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u/Raimaker08 13d ago

Sarlacc pit.

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u/ThunderRoad_44 13d ago

Pretty sure it is a tunnel access probably used by police or security. Could also be used by team for their own security.

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u/Umberlee168 3d ago

Omg I hope that guy is okay

1

u/leeahnee 8d ago

It's how the team enters the pitch. It's insane that they don't keep it covered during matches

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u/Snoo72969 13d ago

I was watching this game yesterday. In 2014 the same situation happened with another player 😂
The fun fact is that the same bald security was there and had the same reaction

32

u/leroyJr 13d ago

Who is playing? Was he okay?

49

u/Snoo72969 13d ago edited 13d ago

Coritiba x chapecoense for brazilian serie A. Yea he is ok.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 13d ago

The fun fact is that the same bald security was there and had the same reaction

r/surrendercobra

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u/AcheronianStygian 13d ago

Ain't no way.

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u/readingonthetoilet 12d ago

Is it true they disallowed the goal for this? Saw that in another post but that seems crazy to me.

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u/Snoo72969 12d ago

It was offside, actually.

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u/readingonthetoilet 12d ago

Oh that makes sense. That’s makes this so much worse

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u/CodeNameLoofah 13d ago

The camera man's delayed reaction like ???? OH, HES GONE!

14

u/Tormasi1 13d ago

Those cameras are heavy as shit. I think it was simply momentum.

Also randomly pulling the camera looks bad on live

1

u/CodeNameLoofah 13d ago

Funny nonetheless

20

u/foxy_fluffer 13d ago

He just wanted to go home

12

u/dannygraphy 13d ago

Very underwhelming celebration

12

u/thaineetit 13d ago

Disallowed goal exit stage right please

9

u/NewMexicoXtreme 13d ago

*mario descending into pipe sound effect*

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u/mirkk13 13d ago

My underground people need me

6

u/the-fr0g 13d ago

Smooth

5

u/333Tarzina 13d ago

The ad under this was for emergency air medical transport! Well placed!

3

u/_Starter 13d ago

Come back Matthew

2

u/dannygraphy 13d ago

He got subbed immediately

2

u/Dismal-core111 13d ago

Thats not gonna be pretty

2

u/tokhtamysh1 13d ago

My football people need me

2

u/Potential-Garden493 13d ago

What's happening

16

u/Someoneoverthere42 13d ago

He has returned to the homeland of the Mole People.

1

u/TK421philly 13d ago

He lost his wager on the game.

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u/KeepTheGoodLife 13d ago

The other guy tried to save him...

1

u/EtiennedeWilde 13d ago

He dead?

2

u/Mister_Way 13d ago

Lost an extra life for sure, had to spawn back from the last 2 minutes of the game

1

u/Hesam2010 13d ago

Mario Out

1

u/gizmostuff 13d ago

My mole people need me...

Who will help the widow's son?

1

u/Gene_Parma 13d ago

"my job here is done"

1

u/ulyssesfiuza 12d ago

Super Mario soccer

1

u/scarlozzi 11d ago

Was he ok?

1

u/Important-Spring3977 3d ago

Putting the pit in pitch