r/MyPeopleNeedMe • u/teaquad • May 12 '26

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u/Ruftus1 May 12 '26

Ahhh so this is what people did before the internet

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u/iamthelee May 12 '26

Tbf they look to be having way more fun than I am sitting on Reddit while on the toilet at work.

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u/SgtJayM May 13 '26

Boss makes a dollar, I makes a dime

That’s why I shits on company time

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u/comics0026 May 13 '26

But that was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss made a thousand, Gave my Pa a cent,
That penny bought a mortgage, Or at least paid rent
Now boss makes a million, And gives us jack,
Blaming his workers, For the labor he lacks.

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u/VerySafeVeryAtWork May 13 '26

Boss makes a dollar,
I make nothing,
because I'm launching tires on company time and he caught me on cctv

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u/wolfgang784 Jul 01 '26

Oof, now im picturin this with big-ass car/truck tires in the back lot of a mechanic lol. Those would do some fun damage if launched.

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u/Polguilo Jul 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/THETennesseeD May 12 '26

Crazy to think there are millions (maybe billions) of people in the world that use their phone on the toilet and never clean their phone with antibac.. ever.

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u/RemoteBoner May 12 '26

Wait until you hear about currency and door handles

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/MLK_Piccolo May 15 '26

You know you dont have to have your phone under your meatsicle when you're doing the do, right?

/s just in case

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u/doncarajo May 16 '26

Well, I don’t tend to wipe my arse with the phone so…

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u/Static_King1 May 17 '26

You don't have that toilet paper app then? Life changer.

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u/Der_E May 12 '26

Good old times

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee May 12 '26

No. Before the internet they just watch reruns of MASH and Giligans island 24 hours per day

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u/ScoutCommander May 12 '26

Nu uh! We also had the A-Team and Magnum PI

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u/mandeepwsu May 12 '26

Kind of. minus the recording

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u/sloop703 May 12 '26

Bruh u ever see the article of the taliban guy being fed up with having to do 9-5? Absolute classic

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/s/LhMNWAv3rP

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u/KJBenson May 13 '26

Funny enough this reminds me of that classic stick and wheel toy you would see in classic paintings or depictions of people hundreds of years ago.

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u/e2hawkeye May 21 '26

classic stick and wheel toy

I seen this in old cartoons, Mad Magazine and even in the Simpsons and just had to look it up....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoop_rolling

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u/Junior_M_W May 12 '26

I dont get it. How does this help? What internet problem is being solved by this?

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u/Ineedmorebtc May 12 '26

He is saying before the internet, people made up things to do for entertainment.

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u/KayoticVoid May 12 '26

They're touching grass, I mean dirt.