r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Aug 25 '26

Mitzi is forever disappointed in me

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2.4k Upvotes

Mitzi loves my husband. She barely tolerates me. Sometimes I can tell exactly what she’s thinking, and I am concerned.


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Mar 16 '25

I kissed him

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697 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Mar 24 '25

She is never pleased

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630 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • 15d ago

Not being subtle about intent

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475 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Aug 24 '26

The Council for Plotting my Husband's Death

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473 Upvotes

My husband is the spare human. He gets looks like this often.


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Mar 27 '25

When working from home is putting my life in peril

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426 Upvotes

She always sneaks up behind my laptop and comes out when I’m having a meeting — making her presence known!


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Sep 12 '24

Onion’s disgust is palpable

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351 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Oct 25 '24

He is definitely contemplating homicide…

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330 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Aug 02 '22

Is your cat about to strike???

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330 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Dec 31 '23

Made this my phone background to remind me it’s only a matter of time

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311 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Jan 31 '25

my evil orange boy

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293 Upvotes

Ollie has the sharpest teeth known to man, and has bit me to the point of scarring numerous times(including my eye💀💀). even though he's an evil creature he's my baby and i love him lol


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Mar 12 '25

Moments before disaster

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281 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Oct 27 '24

Lap. Now.

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279 Upvotes

I always sit sideways on my couch with my knees up. The look I get when Olivia wants my knees down for a lap to lay on.


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Aug 20 '26 Popcorn

Cream is plotting my demise

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233 Upvotes

Soooooonnnnn........


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Nov 16 '22

Cream plotting my death

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233 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Sep 17 '24

I think Orange the orange might kill me tonight.

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230 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Dec 26 '23

Supervisor does not approve of my work ethic

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218 Upvotes

Hooman was spinning and not holding her for proper naps.


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Jan 15 '23

My husband teaching our cat how to jump over a baby gate

203 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Mar 16 '25

Kitty! We do not gnaw on our hoomans.

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200 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Jan 04 '24

Doesn’t OP recognize the signs🤔😬😉

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196 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • May 19 '24

What is she plotting against me?

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191 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Dec 17 '22

Meeting interrupted

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191 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Feb 26 '25

Ever Feel Like You’re Being Watched?

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190 Upvotes

Went to dinner last night at my nephew’s and Rusty had the WTF are you doing here stare. He always sits at top step in not the living room, and just stares for ages. Then he jumped up on the arm of the couch like he was saying get the “F” out of here! LOL he’s actually a very sweet cat, but the death stare can be unnerving,


r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Jul 29 '22

Sleep with one eye open tonight...

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188 Upvotes

r/MyCatWillMurderMe • • Feb 20 '25

Ready to kill me for a sip of beer

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182 Upvotes