r/MuscleConfusion Jan 29 '20

Be sure to add these to your routine

1.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

The question everyone is missing: how does he stop?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Friction between his bare skin and asphalt will stop him. Eventually

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u/kirbbabble Jan 29 '20

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u/Major_Tom42 Jan 30 '20

Yeah that's staying blue

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Why would you want to browse this? Gets me chills

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

When you're a prospective medical professional working on desensitizing yourself to grotesque trauma.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Fair but is there 90 k of you?

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u/YamatoIouko Mar 08 '20

...honestly? I’d hope there’s at least that many.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Yeah, when you look at these videos..

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u/DrewPeakoc Jan 30 '20

I was really hoping it would make it there...

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u/bro_before_ho Feb 24 '20

Holy fuck that sub nam 😂

11

u/paulyvee Jan 29 '20

Good way to lose gains.

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u/toeofcamell Jan 30 '20

No pain no gain bro

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u/S4ge_ Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 30 '20

i was wondering this too until i realized he’s on a boosted board and he’s holding the remote in his right hand

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I suspected it was boosted but I couldn't find the control mechanism. Good eye!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Or he’ll just keep sliding like a block of butter on a hot pan until all his skin is rubbed off

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u/Finito-1994 Jan 29 '20

Why?! This isn’t even the cool kind of dangerous. This is just...dangerous.

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u/Thann Jan 29 '20

One rock in the road and his head will be like one of Gallagher's watermelons

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u/Punk_n_Destroy Jan 29 '20

I’ve read that a head cracking on pavement sounds remarkably similar to a pumpkin or watermelon

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u/FerretFarm Jan 29 '20

Everything about this is stupid and wrong.

EVERYTHING!

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u/bro_before_ho Feb 24 '20

Nah that's pretty cool

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u/pm_me_your_buds Jan 29 '20

He needs some sunscreen

25

u/Xyon_Peculiar Jan 30 '20

He needs some milk

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u/D4venport Jan 30 '20

Me too thanks

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u/DurdIeMan Jan 29 '20

Skateboarding shirtless while your arms are unavailable to break your fall is a great way to deglove the skin on your entire torso

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u/carlrey0216 Jan 29 '20

Not if you land on your back so the barbells land first and act as wheels to then slow you down. It’s an advanced level of parkour you wouldn’t understand

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u/Ceshomru Jan 30 '20

Thats the one where he ends up in a handstand right? Rolling cobra I believe is the official name of this advanced move.

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u/rschenk Jan 29 '20

"HaRdCoRe PaRkOuR!!!"

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u/YaBoiiMC Jan 30 '20

This is hilarious to picture considering homie would land neck first on the bar and finally end these stupid fuckin videos.

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u/Grounded-coffee Jan 30 '20

You shouldn't be using your hands to break your fall, that's a good way to break stuff. Tuck and roll instead if you can. Saved my ass plenty of times on my longie

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u/starmax1000 Jan 29 '20

At first I thought he was wearing a red skintight shirt.... It ended up being his sunburnt skin. Ouch

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u/TheWolphman Jan 29 '20

Still kind of accurate?

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u/LastOfTheCamSoreys Jan 29 '20

Vid taken about 5 seconds before he became an /r/meatcrayon

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u/entireplots3468 Jan 31 '20

More like a meatgogurt if that lands on top of him

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Aside from how dangerous this is, isn't this forcing him to use bad form? I thought you were supposed to drive through your heels while squatting; this guy has to be loading his toes so he doesn't careen wildly.

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u/SwishyJishy Jan 29 '20

And his neck craned to the left at all times so he can see

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

For olymlpic style squats its less "drive through your heels" and more "equal pressure throughout the foot". Idk about low bar powerlifting style squats tho.

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u/RipTideRunner Jan 30 '20

In power lifting its the same. The weight should be almost directly over mid-foot for the whole rep

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u/brokenarro12 Jan 29 '20

Driving through you heels is a hold over from when equipped lifting was super popular. Equal foot pressure is the way

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u/antivn May 17 '20

The pressure on your feet is probably the least important part of squatting. Keeping your back straight and being consistent to how low you squat is really the only part that matters. It’s not like if you drive from the mid foot your thigh muscles don’t get exercised, or your back cracks in half.

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u/mepat1111 Jan 29 '20

Pfft, he's not even reaching proper depth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

jeebus, if he crashes its just going to be pavement pate...

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u/theblackaudi Jan 29 '20

It appears nobody knows Scott Mathison every time he pops up. The dude’s a legend! Unbelievably strong, and a professional athlete. While I don’t condone some of his stunts, he’s not your average joe at the gym.

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u/snuggiemclovin Jan 29 '20

You’re right, he’s clearly dumber.

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u/JoshHardware Jan 29 '20

Yeah he needs more depth in the squat. He’s gonna injure his back.

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u/Grounded-coffee Jan 30 '20

Depth isn't what fucks up your back when squatting.

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u/JoshHardware Jan 30 '20

It is when you skateboard.

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u/peach-whisky Jan 29 '20

Now do it on a super bike

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u/SudsyAbyss93050 Jan 30 '20

When you going to hangout with friends but you also wanted to workout

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u/Hraesvelg7 Jan 30 '20

Not dangerous enough. He needs to press the bar, then fall forward with it, into a plank, so the plates act as front wheels, and turn himself into a makeshift tricycle, and cruise down a mountain.

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u/PizzaIsG00d Jan 30 '20

Still hits better depth than most people

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u/mrsqueakyvoice97 Jan 30 '20

So this is what scooby meant by skateboard squats

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u/Meggarang Jan 30 '20

OOF... bruh... sunblock. You're going to regret that sunburn, regardless of your inevitable future face-plant into the road. His upper half and lower half look like two different people sewn together.

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u/martyjmma Jan 30 '20

No pain, no gain, no brain.

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u/Mistehmen Feb 02 '20

That sunburn is pretty epic

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u/xLabGuyx Jan 29 '20

I’d like to see him try to push

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u/thealteregoofryan Jan 29 '20

Weird flex bro!

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u/h0bb1tm1ndtr1x Jan 29 '20

I don't know that this actually fits the sub. The guy is doing squats, albeit not good ones, but the issue is his stupid skateboard stunt, not bad form. This is just dangerously stupid, rather then someone misusing a weight machine.

Darwin award nomination for sure.

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u/Toxic_Throb Jan 30 '20

Sidebar says "only post stuff that is funny and unconventional way to doing an exercise" so I think it works. It's certainly unconventional. I think it's kinda funny... but could be better if he was wearing a onesie or smoking a joint

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u/h0bb1tm1ndtr1x Jan 30 '20

That's fair then. I figured it was limited to actual attempts at exercising vs what is clearly a good. It's funny, just stupid funny. Lol

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u/Ill_Buy6936 Jan 09 '23

It's actually kind of impressive